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Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

Inceltown posted:

Chuck Norris jokes? Like jokes about that cigarette company? That's a bit dark.

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kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Dr. Lunchables posted:

It takes up half a page at minimum and is tiring every time it comes up, which is way too often.

so the same as every thread on this dead gay forum???

# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:40

Dr. Lunchables: Dec 27, 2012; IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD

kazil posted:

so the same as every thread on this dead gay forum???

No, that�s actually your posts. What you�re talking about is something named similarly.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:44

thepopmonster: Feb 18, 2014

Dr. Lunchables posted:

This poo poo sucks and was never fun. Stop it.

No, that's a mad fella. You're thinking of the tool that lets you slice vegetables into thin strips.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:54

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I'll simply tell everyone to quit doing it because it annoys me, and they will. It is my first day.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:58

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Dr. Lunchables posted:

This poo poo sucks and was never fun. Stop it.

Uh oh dads upset

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:14

Blackula Vs. Tarantula: Jul 6, 2005; 😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Inceltown posted:

Chuck Norris jokes? Like jokes about that cigarette company? That's a bit dark.

That's Phillip Morris. Chuck Norris played Hank in breaking bad.

thepopmonster posted:

No, that's a mad fella. You're thinking of the tool that lets you slice vegetables into thin strips.

No that's a mandolin, the false memory phenomenon is called mancala

Blackula Vs. Tarantula has a new favorite as of 03:24 on Jun 29, 2022

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:21

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Olanphonia posted:

No, that's mosaics. You're thinking of the record label founded by Berry Gordy Jr

Mandala, not mosaic. You FOOL

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:22

ThisIsJohnWayne: Feb 23, 2007; Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!

...why are we arguing over Mmmmmbop?

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:29

A Moose: Oct 22, 2009

zoux posted:

I'll simply tell everyone to quit doing it because it annoys me, and they will. It is my first day.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:42

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

It was fun the first time, but now it's tedious and doesn't make for good reading.

But I'm not stupid enough to actually post that!

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:53

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

Dr. Lunchables posted:

five pages on Chuck Norris jokes?

no you're thinking of the type of beef used in hamburgers.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:58

Blackula Vs. Tarantula: Jul 6, 2005; 😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Captain Monkey posted:

no you're thinking of the type of beef used in hamburgers.

That's ground chuck. He doesn't want to spend five pages talking about groundhogs

# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:06

HenryJLittlefinger: Jan 31, 2010; stomp clap

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

That's ground chuck. He doesn't want to spend five pages talking about groundhogs

No that�s Marmota which is also coincidentally the same name as this interesting memory phenomenon wherein you start to see something everywhere immediately after you take notice of it the first time.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:34

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/SammyObeid/status/1541914967674216448

# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:39

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:

That's Phillip Morris. Chuck Norris played Hank in breaking bad.

No, that's sex gif aficionado Dean Norris.

Chuck Norris is a documentary filmmaker

# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:01

Kenning: Jan 11, 2009; I really want to post goatse. Instead I only have these🍄.

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/SammyObeid/status/1541914967674216448

A good tweet.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:15

teen phone cutie: Jun 18, 2012; last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

sometimes when people start posting the same joke i think of this clip from the lowtax talk (at 1h 2m 31s for people on mobile):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gvo1uWAhHc&t=3751s

teen phone cutie has a new favorite as of 06:18 on Jun 29, 2022

# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:15

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Hey, I'm gonna go sit on your head

# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:21

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Milo and POTUS posted:

Hey, I'm gonna go sit on your head

# ? Jun 29, 2022 07:06

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

https://twitter.com/JerryStillman/status/1541742499248603136

# ? Jun 29, 2022 08:20

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Life goals

https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1542053590616907777?s=20&t=HC2_lLhIxNHG0V8-7B6zmA

# ? Jun 29, 2022 09:33

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

Ganesh also has FOUR ARMS!

Wow, sounds like Ganesh had forewarning.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 09:38

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:

Ganesh also has FOUR ARMS!

How many skins

# ? Jun 29, 2022 12:46

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

https://twitter.com/seapunksenorita/status/1541523224806268928?s=20&t=IYlsvK3ZST_fSdkcYPM-6Q

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for fucks sake: Jan 23, 2016

Too many rings

# ? Jun 29, 2022 13:25

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

for fucks sake posted:

Too many rings

That's just so it's reversible

# ? Jun 29, 2022 13:28

Serperoth: Feb 21, 2013

https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1541919734970449920

Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her

# ? Jun 29, 2022 13:42

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Inceltown posted:

https://twitter.com/SammyObeid/status/1541914967674216448

I mean, if Jesus was aborted he'd just be right back in there three days later. That guy is notoriously tenacious when it comes to that kinda thing.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 14:17

Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

Jesus was sort of reverse aborted if you think about it

# ? Jun 29, 2022 14:30

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Mary asking the pharmacist for a packet of Plan INRI

# ? Jun 29, 2022 14:37

Morpheus: Apr 18, 2008; My favourite little monsters

Lamech posted:

Jesus was sort of reverse aborted if you think about it

This makes me think god is shooting a baby into someone like a blowdart.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 14:47

Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

Morpheus posted:

This makes me think god is shooting a baby into someone like a blowdart.

The cross was not just symbolic, it was used more like a prying tool, akin to those trenching shovels troops and survivalists have. That little bastard had to work for it.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 14:51

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb

# ? Jun 29, 2022 16:59

Leon Sumbitches: Mar 27, 2010; Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.

Mr. Lobe posted:

Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb

Gods knew.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 17:05

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Mr. Lobe posted:

Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb

If God killed his kid, why can't I

# ? Jun 29, 2022 17:09

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Mr. Lobe posted:

Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb

How else are you gonna know that it is Jesus?

# ? Jun 29, 2022 17:11

DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Mr. Lobe posted:

Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb

Jesus had to carry a cross :patriot:

# ? Jun 29, 2022 17:19

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

muscles like this! posted:

How else are you gonna know that it is Jesus?

He's the only white guy in Palestine at the time, can't be hard to spot.

# ? Jun 29, 2022 17:19

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Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/ItsChloeNow/status/1535758939022843911

# ? Jun 29, 2022 17:48

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