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Inceltown posted:Chuck Norris jokes? Like jokes about that cigarette company? That's a bit dark.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:It takes up half a page at minimum and is tiring every time it comes up, which is way too often. so the same as every thread on this dead gay forum???
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kazil posted:so the same as every thread on this dead gay forum??? No, that’s actually your posts. What you’re talking about is something named similarly.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:This poo poo sucks and was never fun. Stop it. No, that's a mad fella. You're thinking of the tool that lets you slice vegetables into thin strips.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 02:54 |
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I'll simply tell everyone to quit doing it because it annoys me, and they will. It is my first day.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:This poo poo sucks and was never fun. Stop it. Uh oh dads upset
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Inceltown posted:Chuck Norris jokes? Like jokes about that cigarette company? That's a bit dark. That's Phillip Morris. Chuck Norris played Hank in breaking bad. thepopmonster posted:No, that's a mad fella. You're thinking of the tool that lets you slice vegetables into thin strips. No that's a mandolin, the false memory phenomenon is called mancala Blackula Vs. Tarantula has a new favorite as of 03:24 on Jun 29, 2022 |
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Olanphonia posted:No, that's mosaics. You're thinking of the record label founded by Berry Gordy Jr
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:22 |
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...why are we arguing over Mmmmmbop?
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zoux posted:I'll simply tell everyone to quit doing it because it annoys me, and they will. It is my first day.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:42 |
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It was fun the first time, but now it's tedious and doesn't make for good reading. But I'm not stupid enough to actually post that!
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 03:53 |
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Dr. Lunchables posted:five pages on Chuck Norris jokes? no you're thinking of the type of beef used in hamburgers.
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Captain Monkey posted:no you're thinking of the type of beef used in hamburgers. That's ground chuck. He doesn't want to spend five pages talking about groundhogs
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 05:06 |
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:That's ground chuck. He doesn't want to spend five pages talking about groundhogs No that’s Marmota which is also coincidentally the same name as this interesting memory phenomenon wherein you start to see something everywhere immediately after you take notice of it the first time.
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https://twitter.com/SammyObeid/status/1541914967674216448
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:That's Phillip Morris. Chuck Norris played Hank in breaking bad. Chuck Norris is a documentary filmmaker
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:01 |
A good tweet.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:15 |
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sometimes when people start posting the same joke i think of this clip from the lowtax talk (at 1h 2m 31s for people on mobile): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gvo1uWAhHc&t=3751s teen phone cutie has a new favorite as of 06:18 on Jun 29, 2022 |
# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:15 |
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Hey, I'm gonna go sit on your head
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 06:21 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Hey, I'm gonna go sit on your head
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https://twitter.com/JerryStillman/status/1541742499248603136
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Life goals https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1542053590616907777?s=20&t=HC2_lLhIxNHG0V8-7B6zmA
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:Ganesh also has FOUR ARMS! Wow, sounds like Ganesh had forewarning.
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LASER BEAM DREAM posted:Ganesh also has FOUR ARMS!
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 12:46 |
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https://twitter.com/seapunksenorita/status/1541523224806268928?s=20&t=IYlsvK3ZST_fSdkcYPM-6Q
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Too many rings
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for fucks sake posted:Too many rings That's just so it's reversible
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https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1541919734970449920 Everywhere I look, something reminds me of her
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 13:42 |
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I mean, if Jesus was aborted he'd just be right back in there three days later. That guy is notoriously tenacious when it comes to that kinda thing.
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# ? Jun 29, 2022 14:17 |
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Jesus was sort of reverse aborted if you think about it
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Mary asking the pharmacist for a packet of Plan INRI
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Lamech posted:Jesus was sort of reverse aborted if you think about it This makes me think god is shooting a baby into someone like a blowdart.
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Morpheus posted:This makes me think god is shooting a baby into someone like a blowdart. The cross was not just symbolic, it was used more like a prying tool, akin to those trenching shovels troops and survivalists have. That little bastard had to work for it.
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Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb Gods knew.
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb If God killed his kid, why can't I
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb How else are you gonna know that it is Jesus?
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Mr. Lobe posted:Why the gently caress is that Jesus fetus carrying a miniature version of the implement of his eventual torture and death into Mary's womb
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muscles like this! posted:How else are you gonna know that it is Jesus? He's the only white guy in Palestine at the time, can't be hard to spot.
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https://twitter.com/ItsChloeNow/status/1535758939022843911
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