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Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

A Fancy Hat posted:

I have seen people on twitter unironically say that AEW has too many good matches and that they'll eventually "run out" of matches. Not even in terms of what they do on free TV, as if you should save certain PPV matches like you're squirreling money for a rainy day.

This is also the most WWE-brained thing imaginable because it's admitting that you don't create new draws in wrestling, the pool of wrestlers you want to see wrestle is finite and will eventually run out.

Even like Meltzer and Alvarez have been saying this to some degree but their angle is more like "If EVERY match on the card is awesome then none of them will stand out!" but either way I'm not sure how you'd even resolve this issue. Like Tony should tell his wrestlers to go out and have mediocre matches on purpose?

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
It's very revealing that some of these E drones also only follow WWE through reading results and watching clips. They claim to be WWE fans but don't actually watch the whole product

It's like right wingers just memorizing and regurgitating what they hear on AM talk radio

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
You just can't appreciate a PPV properly unless it's got a Big Show vs Kane cooldown match before the main event

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Although I can understand the importance of a cooldown match, I'm also fine if said cooldown match is still super entertaining, just not quite as quickly paced.

Forbidden Door was basically a perfect in-ring PPV and every match was good to great. It also helps that AEW puts out such a diverse in-ring product, so not every match feels the same.

I much prefer this to when I still watched WWE and half the PPVs had one good match, a bunch of okay matches, and at least one infuriatingly bad match.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I disagree that every show must have specific standout matches. That seems like old WWE brain poo poo. "The opening match should get the crowd hype but not overshadow the sacred main event later" type thinking is very weird

Giving the artists the freedom to do their work in the best way they know how is exactly how it should be done

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

your friend wicka posted:

One of my favorite things in the world is when someone thinks they're insulting you but is actually giving you an overwhelming compliment. "Crowd full of desperados" - how does any human brain clock that as a bad thing?

It's cool enough that if Tony Khan or the Bucks get wind of that tweet, you can bet they'll name a special event after it.

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Elephant Ambush posted:

I disagree that every show must have specific standout matches. That seems like old WWE brain poo poo. "The opening match should get the crowd hype but not overshadow the sacred main event later" type thinking is very weird

Giving the artists the freedom to do their work in the best way they know how is exactly how it should be done

It certainly fits with the WWE booking style where the main eventers are the only people that matter in the entire company and also the entire main event scene is like 2 people

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Penguin Patrol posted:

Adam Cole is closest because Vince was gonna make him a manager

Using Cole as a cudgel is definitely a thing you'll see out there in the wild right now and none of the arguments he is getting used to buoy make any sense in the context of what actually happened. It has nothing to do with his physique or working with injuries or Tony Khan letting the inmates run the style asylum or whatever the gently caress. Dude accidentally hit his head bumping for a dropkick. It sucks!! But it's also just a bad luck injury that could have happened to anybody in any match anywhere

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/L16Michael/status/1542533190795010049

The Chris Regal Memorial Thread: A Crowd Full of Desperados

Even taking this description as truth the WWE show sounds lame as poo poo.

"Son, when I was your age I was watching Randy Orton RKO people too and one day you'll take your own son to a Premium Live Event and they will see Randy Orton RKO someone!"

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


I feel like some of these people are confusing the quality of a match with the tone of the match. Not every match can be the main event, but not every main event is the best thing on the card. There's such a thing as a perfect opener, a perfect semi-main, a perfect comic relief match, just as much as a perfect main event.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/MarkMaddenX/status/1542830513966223362

It's funnier if you know who Ericinsarasota is!

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


Who is it?

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

Shard posted:

Who is it?

Erick stevens who wrestled in ROH

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Shard posted:

Who is it?

He owns this and it looks rad as hell

https://twitter.com/KookiesSRQ?t=l5usg9JKYyzxEWUzJ6GPDw&s=09

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



https://twitter.com/EpicMikeyC/status/1542611170321907714?t=JvqDcswTPQ-jKGCIaxFeOw&s=19

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Does that one guy think “desperado” means someone who is desperate for attention?

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Does that one guy think “desperado” means someone who is desperate for attention?

I was wondering the same thing, it sure reads that way.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Honestly wondering if they googled “outlaw synonym” and that’s what they got

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013





The initial "AEW Dynamite 1,02m viewers" tweet having replies closed is perfect environmental storytelling


Oh hey that's the guy that couldn't conceive how Forbidden Door could've done 5 million when people would ALWAYS pay 20 via VPN or pirate etc, and posted how "100k x 20$ != 5 million" or something.

I stopped replying after he added me to a lost of "admirers" that included Kenny Omega and Tony Khan

kinetic77
Jun 23, 2010

https://twitter.com/itsbradshepard/status/1542946270423273473?s=21&t=ogSaSuo05rsbCsh5oLdgCA

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

A Fancy Hat posted:

Although I can understand the importance of a cooldown match, I'm also fine if said cooldown match is still super entertaining, just not quite as quickly paced.

Forbidden Door was basically a perfect in-ring PPV and every match was good to great. It also helps that AEW puts out such a diverse in-ring product, so not every match feels the same.

I much prefer this to when I still watched WWE and half the PPVs had one good match, a bunch of okay matches, and at least one infuriatingly bad match.
Yeah, the only remotely distant critique I could make here is firmly couched in how great the product is: There was no good time for pee breaks during Forbidden Door because I wanted to see every single match in full.

But the crowd was nuclear throughout and did not run out of pops.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Does that one guy think “desperado” means someone who is desperate for attention?

yes

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Does that one guy think

No

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

Does that one guy think “desperado” means someone who is desperate for attention?

I certainly hope it's this but I think it's just another way of suggesting fans are bad for cheering for all the things they like instead of whatever WWE specifically wants them to cheer for

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Rarity posted:

You just can't appreciate a PPV properly unless it's got a Big Show vs Kane cooldown match before the main event

tbf Paul Wight vs. QT Marshall worked extremely well in that spot

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
What are the general bad faith AEW critiques we see in this thread constantly? I feel like we could use a master list.

- they're all ex WWE guys
- they are all people The Casual Fan won't know
- they bury New Japan
- they put over New Japan too much
- WHO IS THIS GUY I CAN'T USE GOOGLE
- the crowd cheer too much and will cheer for ANYTHING
- Jon Moxley is going back to WWE any day now
- Flippy poo poo
- "confusing" Tanahashi, KENTA, Okada with Yoshi Tatsu or Funaki
- the roster isn't diverse enough
- the roster is too diverse
- the refs/fans/managers are trying to get themselves over
- Orange Cassidy is a joke character and bad wrestler
- "if you enjoy Sting then you MUST enjoy Goldberg or you're a hippocrite"
- their matches are too violent!
- their matches aren't violent enough!
- there are too many good matches on free TV
- they are in immediate danger of getting cancelled
- no storylines
- too many/not enough titles
- Adam Cole has a terrible physique
- they can't grow their audience
- Disco Inferno/Mark Madden/Eric Bischoff/Vince Russo retweet
- it killed NXT!!!
- Flippy poo poo
- Twinkle Toes, Olivier, Jelly Nutella, etc
- hugging is wrong
- Roman Reigns profile pic
- Cody was bad but now he is good
- *WWE wrestler replies/retweets something from an AEW wrestler "you better hope Vince doesn't see this"
- Meltzer/Alvarez/Bixenspan/Something Awful are on the payroll

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Missing "x is not a draw/won't move the needle", "wonder when Tony will get bored of the toy", and endless talk about ratings because 50 million people aren't tuning in to watch Dynamite every week

Cult of Pies
Oct 2, 2021
Gotta add the scalpers buying all the tickets means AEW has no fans

MancXVI
Feb 14, 2002

Can’t believe X betrayed the WWE universe

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Oh yeah I love posts about The Enemy (tm)

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Kosmo Gallion posted:

What are the general bad faith AEW critiques we see in this thread constantly? I feel like we could use a master list.

- they're all ex WWE guys
- they are all people The Casual Fan won't know
- they bury New Japan
- they put over New Japan too much
- WHO IS THIS GUY I CAN'T USE GOOGLE
- the crowd cheer too much and will cheer for ANYTHING
- Jon Moxley is going back to WWE any day now
- Flippy poo poo
- "confusing" Tanahashi, KENTA, Okada with Yoshi Tatsu or Funaki
- the roster isn't diverse enough
- the roster is too diverse
- the refs/fans/managers are trying to get themselves over
- Orange Cassidy is a joke character and bad wrestler
- "if you enjoy Sting then you MUST enjoy Goldberg or you're a hippocrite"
- their matches are too violent!
- their matches aren't violent enough!
- there are too many good matches on free TV
- they are in immediate danger of getting cancelled
- no storylines
- too many/not enough titles
- Adam Cole has a terrible physique
- they can't grow their audience
- Disco Inferno/Mark Madden/Eric Bischoff/Vince Russo retweet
- it killed NXT!!!
- Flippy poo poo
- Twinkle Toes, Olivier, Jelly Nutella, etc
- hugging is wrong
- Roman Reigns profile pic
- Cody was bad but now he is good
- *WWE wrestler replies/retweets something from an AEW wrestler "you better hope Vince doesn't see this"
- Meltzer/Alvarez/Bixenspan/Something Awful are on the payroll

If you're including Roman Reigns profile pic, you'll need "@namebunchofnumbers"

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Kosmo Gallion posted:

What are the general bad faith AEW critiques we see in this thread constantly? I feel like we could use a master list.

- they're all ex WWE guys
- they are all people The Casual Fan won't know
- they bury New Japan
- they put over New Japan too much
- WHO IS THIS GUY I CAN'T USE GOOGLE
- the crowd cheer too much and will cheer for ANYTHING
- Jon Moxley is going back to WWE any day now
- Flippy poo poo
- "confusing" Tanahashi, KENTA, Okada with Yoshi Tatsu or Funaki
- the roster isn't diverse enough
- the roster is too diverse
- the refs/fans/managers are trying to get themselves over
- Orange Cassidy is a joke character and bad wrestler
- "if you enjoy Sting then you MUST enjoy Goldberg or you're a hippocrite"
- their matches are too violent!
- their matches aren't violent enough!
- there are too many good matches on free TV
- they are in immediate danger of getting cancelled
- no storylines
- too many/not enough titles
- Adam Cole has a terrible physique
- they can't grow their audience
- Disco Inferno/Mark Madden/Eric Bischoff/Vince Russo retweet
- it killed NXT!!!
- Flippy poo poo
- Twinkle Toes, Olivier, Jelly Nutella, etc
- hugging is wrong
- Roman Reigns profile pic
- Cody was bad but now he is good
- *WWE wrestler replies/retweets something from an AEW wrestler "you better hope Vince doesn't see this"
- Meltzer/Alvarez/Bixenspan/Something Awful are on the payroll

"Someone wrestled on Dark and therefore they are getting buried" is one I see all the time

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



"AEW buried Impact"

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Serperoth posted:

Missing "x is not a draw/won't move the needle", "wonder when Tony will get bored of the toy", and endless talk about ratings because 50 million people aren't tuning in to watch Dynamite every week

The second one is often seen in the form of "New AEW Hire X will just be on Dark/Elevation within a couple of weeks."

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Don't forget "AEW killed ROH so they could buy it on the cheap" or "AEW killed NJPW but also nobody cares about NJPW"

or "Tony CON"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Kosmo Gallion posted:

What are the general bad faith AEW critiques we see in this thread constantly? I feel like we could use a master list.

- they're all ex WWE guys
- they are all people The Casual Fan won't know
- they bury New Japan
- they put over New Japan too much
- WHO IS THIS GUY I CAN'T USE GOOGLE
- the crowd cheer too much and will cheer for ANYTHING
- Jon Moxley is going back to WWE any day now
- Flippy poo poo
- "confusing" Tanahashi, KENTA, Okada with Yoshi Tatsu or Funaki
- the roster isn't diverse enough
- the roster is too diverse
- the refs/fans/managers are trying to get themselves over
- Orange Cassidy is a joke character and bad wrestler
- "if you enjoy Sting then you MUST enjoy Goldberg or you're a hippocrite"
- their matches are too violent!
- their matches aren't violent enough!
- there are too many good matches on free TV
- they are in immediate danger of getting cancelled
- no storylines
- too many/not enough titles
- Adam Cole has a terrible physique
- they can't grow their audience
- Disco Inferno/Mark Madden/Eric Bischoff/Vince Russo retweet
- it killed NXT!!!
- Flippy poo poo
- Twinkle Toes, Olivier, Jelly Nutella, etc
- hugging is wrong
- Roman Reigns profile pic
- Cody was bad but now he is good
- *WWE wrestler replies/retweets something from an AEW wrestler "you better hope Vince doesn't see this"
- Meltzer/Alvarez/Bixenspan/Something Awful are on the payroll

All the tickets are bought by scalpers and/or Tony himself

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I'm a bit late for "it's bad for every match on a show to be good" chat but I had something of this experience with Revolution 2022. It was such a high-paced awesome show that I burned out part way through and had to watch a few of the matches again the next day because I couldn't remember anything about them other than they were awesome, particularly Moxley-Danielson.

It was an intensity + pacing thing, while I was a bit tired that day, and I'm not going to assert by any means that it was a bad show, but I could have certainly used something like the NJPW USA show's Suzuki vs Ishii (fwiw one of my favourite matches of the year) about 2/3 to 3/4 of the way through just to give me a breather from the high energy that was going on otherwise.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I don't know if the problem with the pacing at Revolution 2022 was so much the good matches it was the one really bad one in the middle that killed all the energy.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
There needs to be a No More BS match before every main event

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Kosmo Gallion posted:

What are the general bad faith AEW critiques we see in this thread constantly? I feel like we could use a master list.

- they're all ex WWE guys
- they are all people The Casual Fan won't know
- they bury New Japan
- they put over New Japan too much
- WHO IS THIS GUY I CAN'T USE GOOGLE
- the crowd cheer too much and will cheer for ANYTHING
- Jon Moxley is going back to WWE any day now
- Flippy poo poo
- "confusing" Tanahashi, KENTA, Okada with Yoshi Tatsu or Funaki
- the roster isn't diverse enough
- the roster is too diverse
- the refs/fans/managers are trying to get themselves over
- Orange Cassidy is a joke character and bad wrestler
- "if you enjoy Sting then you MUST enjoy Goldberg or you're a hippocrite"
- their matches are too violent!
- their matches aren't violent enough!
- there are too many good matches on free TV
- they are in immediate danger of getting cancelled
- no storylines
- too many/not enough titles
- Adam Cole has a terrible physique
- they can't grow their audience
- Disco Inferno/Mark Madden/Eric Bischoff/Vince Russo retweet
- it killed NXT!!!
- Flippy poo poo
- Twinkle Toes, Olivier, Jelly Nutella, etc
- hugging is wrong
- Roman Reigns profile pic
- Cody was bad but now he is good
- *WWE wrestler replies/retweets something from an AEW wrestler "you better hope Vince doesn't see this"
- Meltzer/Alvarez/Bixenspan/Something Awful are on the payroll

That AEW created no one and they are all ex-WWE but further than your #1

The ones that claim Britt Baker and Kris Stat are WWE because they worked as jobbers once. Also extends to MJF getting shoved by Samoa Joe and Hangman as a paramedic.

And for reasons still alien: their profile will include which EPL team they follow.

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