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Post Mission Debrief and Payouts Good Morning Pilots, We will start this debrief by saying there will be no court martial, the shareholders have reviewed the HUD tapes and concluded there was no intentional wrong doing from the pilot of the J-11A. Disney is extremely happy with us, so much so that they gave us an additional bonus and are looking forwards to hiring us again. The locals however aren't as happy while we did stop their attack and push Nestle's plans back, we have negotiated with the locals and will be going for round two with Nestle. Each pilot has earned 2.4 million dollars from this mission Bonuses F-15C pilot Herp will be getting a 1.5 million dollar bonus for dancing with SA-19 missiles that were shot at them, causing all of them to miss while the Pilot had no awareness they were even being fired at them. Gazelle pilot Muhlump\mlmp08 will be getting a 2 million dollar bonus for his ninja like reflexes dodging ATGMs as well as his incredibly sneaky pickup of the VIP, the enemy didn't even notice the VIP was gone for another two days. The VIP is also wanting to give the pilot an Extra $500k for the airshow that was put on during landing. Hind Pilot Darkoff will be getting a $500k bonus for figuring out a way to have R-60's become ATGM's by having them lock onto an AT-9 and chase it into the side of a tank. Hind Pilot Arbitraty will be betting a $500k bonus for killing some Flak 88's A-10 Pilot Malakesh is getting a 1 million dollar bonus for destroying a Roland Shorad system with mavericks during the terrible snow and fog. A-10 Pilot FatKao is also getting a 1 million dollar bonus for destroying Nestle Artillery before it could level one of the local towns. F-16 Pilot DeadSeed has earned 5 million dollar bonus for taking out the NASAMs so quickly as well as taking out both Nestle's and WB's Early Warning Radars with the one killing WB's radar being a 50 Mile Shot F-16 Pilot BurntCornMuffin has earned a 2 million dollar bonus for taking out all the Search and Tracking radars the enemy had Both F-18 Pilots will each get a $500k bonus for destruction of the target with no collateral damage. F-18 Pilot Prime will be getting an addition 1 million dollar bonus for killing a AAA site with the same bomb that killed the WB Tech HQ as well as killing a Mig-25. J-11 Pilot Prawned will be getting a 2 million dollar bonus for taking out the Warner Bros AWACS callsigned as RedEye. J-11 Pilot Mad Dawg will be getting a 1 million dollar bonus for killing most of the bombers. J-17 Pilot Xeno will be getting a $500k bonus for damaging a P-47 and taking out NASAMs launchers. F-14 pilot ARAGORN will be getting a $500k bonus for taking out enemy bombers. All mosquito pilots will be getting a $500k bonus for their hard work and killing the bottling facility In future missions there will be penalties for blue on blue and attacking things we were not contracted to attack Tythas fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jun 20, 2022 |
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franzkafka posted:After Action Report - CAP Ghost and Stingray I wasn't shot down, I went for a little dip in the ocean because I was so hot and sweaty from downing seven bogeys in one go. The J-11A can float, it's a little known addition made by the Chinese engineers in order to offset their lack of carriers. The fact that that it was impossible to see anything in the fog and I might have got disorientated trying to shake an F-4 is neither here nor there.
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Actionman posted:Court Martial Proceedings I move to dismiss the prosecution because the prosecutor has a stupid newbie avatar and is a 2000 reg, and thus has no locus standi.
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Prawned posted:I move to dismiss the prosecution because the prosecutor has a stupid newbie avatar and is a 2000 reg, and thus has no locus standi.
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Porkchop flight AAR We may not fear the reaper, but we do fear Vietnam War era ADS. Losses 2x A10CII Airframes Kills M2 Bradley- 2 Roland - 1 S-60 - 2 Gepard - 1 M-109 - 4 Other Damage damage S-60 - 1 damage M-109 - 1 Summary Weather was challenging in the target area with a dense fog preventing the flight from easily visually finding ADS targets. Two aircraft strayed too close to the short range air defenses and were lost. Targets were largely slowly picked off from standoff range. Improvements Stay out of the range of things that can shoot back at us. 57mm flak hurts when it lands. Staying high and dropping bombs would have allowed us to do far more damage to armor targets once the Rolands were destroyed. SEAD was authorized to deploy cluster munitions in their role. We should have called that in to abuse our ROE allowances.
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 01:16 |
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Where do you end up when you follow the money?
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# ? Jun 21, 2022 23:33 |
Zephirum posted:Where do you end up when you follow the money? Lmao
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Zephirum posted:Where do you end up when you follow the money?
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 01:21 |
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Warlock/Ghost flight officially changing name to "CyptoSimpVapelord420" flight.
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# ? Jun 22, 2022 02:09 |
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In about a month and a half, I should be free. I'd probably do ground attack stuff in the Frogfoot, but I'm tempted to use the C-101, because that seems both fun and hilarious, and I enjoy that plane.
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Good afternoon everyone. The upcoming operation hereby called Operation Black Beard, will be a tough one. We are finishing out our contract against Nestle, intelligence has informed us that nestle is gathering what remains of their military and mercenaries at Krymsk and Krymsk airbase, rumor has it the CEO and the top two military leaders are there and will be boarding some helos there to oversee their upcoming operation. our job is to take them out if we can. I have heard rumors of a very large bonus for the pilot or pilot\gunner whom takes out the CEO and VIPs. our other mission objective is to destroy Nestle's navy at Novorossiysk. we can do this in two different ways we can sink every ship at the harbor including those docked, or we can steal three of the docked. through our informants in the city we have learned that three of the ships will be empty this weekend as their sailors are going on shore leave, if we land some of our own sailors near the port we will be able to steal the ships for ourselves and use them to take out the nestle navy. This is our Area of Operations Air Threats Nestle has upped their airforce technology wise, gone are all their WW2 prop planes. We have confirmed a bulk of their forces are MiG-19's, MiG-27's, A-4's, and L-39's. we have unconfirmed reports that they have hired a small merc unit called Kronus they are known for flying F-16 Block 50's Ground Threats we have pictures of at least 2 SA-15 Tor units at Krymsk and possible more in our AO we also have reports of at least 10 Pivads near Krymsk and a few ZSU-57-2 at the port Packages F/A-18's will be doing Anti-Ship Strikes A-10's, F-16's, Mosquitos and A-4C's will be doing ground attacks with the Su-25's helping with anti ship if requested JF-17's will be doing SEAD and then switching to ground strike F-15C's, J-11's and F-14's will be doing cap Helos will be split hinds and KA-50's will fly to the port to take it over (if we want to attempt this) the apaches will assist at Krymsk Weather Forecast is clear skies and a balmy 14C Flight Leads submit your flight plans to me by Friday Tythas fucked around with this message at 15:57 on Jun 30, 2022 |
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The court martial sketches have been released, and I now understand that maybe there were equipment problems. This may explain why the pilot who committed the fratricide was heard yelling about how many reds he shot down that day, saying "goddamn, look at all these reds, they're filling the sky, Fox-1"
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Ready to earn my paycheck. Hope there's less fog, as my instruments weren't working right last time.
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NFT's Sold to Fund Corporate Wars Corporate analysts expect the NFT market to swallow up live conflicts and enhance profitability. Nestle has issued financial guidance on the partnership with a variety of NFT creators in regards to the current corporate operations in the Black Sea area. Not to be outdone, the NFT division of Disney has issued a strong rebuke with a re-release of nose art NFT's from the 2026 Dakar AirStrikes funded by the Pixar division. Corporate artists have latched onto this phenomenon to both boost interest in the airframes, pilots, and organizations while also deflecting from the fact that this is funding a war that is creating issues for the local governments. In it's "Annual Strategic Summary Holistic Opening Liminal Exit" report, the NFT group PLANEBOIZ, describes the market as "limitless". George Pepperdine of PLANEBOIZ had this to say, "So humanity been fighting forever, and now we can have opportunity to NFT this space in a totally unique way. There's no competition in this field, so our NFT's will, like, blister the sun with value. If Napoleon, or Eisenhower, or Patton could do it, they'd buy the gently caress out of NFT's right?" When asked about the previous NFT craze, and crash, of 2022, George explained how this was different over 97 powerpoint slides, 17 Reddit links, and a YouTube video from "CryptoBoiSteve". Our independent analysts have assured us that all of this is bullshit. But what is not bullshit, is the fact that the initial NFT release of PLANEBOIZ has already raised $27 million dollars with aircraft from Disney, Warner, Tes(z)la, Meta, as well as smaller groups such as the Aberdeen Air Wing, 420th Blazers, and Karl Jr's Stunt Team and AirStrikes LLC. The bigger question is the real value on the open market for these NFT's, as the exchange is sale locked until the complete sets are released. So whether or not it's acutally worth $27 million has yet to be revealed.
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Porkchop flight briefing We're going to be trying to hurt Nestle's ground forces again. We will depart Krasnodar when things are looking calm and loiter over the lake to the southwest until it's time to head west to Krymsk. Krymsk airbase is reportedly only being used for rotor operations so we do not expect fixed wing attacks to originate from it. Once over the area where Nestle is operating we'll attack counter-clockwise, rolling in from the east then turning left and heading south to recycle back for another run. We will be joined by Antares flight so things could get crowded. Don't fly into each other and don't shoot any SU-25s. We've been told that we only have the materials to refit once, so make sure you drop all your ordinance before running out of fuel. If we are needed at the port we will head down. This is not expected though. Depending on timing we may refit before heading in that direction to bring heavier bombs to deal with ships. Threats The biggest threat to us is enemy SAMs and enemy air power. For the later we listen to AWACS and get somewhere safe. The former should be destroyed by SEAD before we're in the AO. Other threats are the Pivads. Other threats may exist, so keep your eyes open for MANPADS or other AAA. Targets 1. All helicopters in the target area. It's reported that the Nestle CEO and some VIPs will be traveling by helicopter. Shooting those down can land a fat bonus. No friendly helicopters should be operating near Kyrmsk. 2. AAA assets in the target area. Clearing out the M163s will free us up to get closer with rockets and guns 3. Anything else that looks well hydrated. Loadout Don't bring 2,000lb bombs or large warhead Mavs unless asked. Anything else is fair game. Required armament is a pair of AIM-9Ms and ECM. I'll be bringing: 2x AIM-9m 1x LITENING 42x APWKS 6x GBU-12 2x CBU-105 Laser codes should be: FatKao - 1111 Malakesh - 1112
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Golem Flight Tasking: Anti-Ship Strike My spam folder must have eaten the email from the mission commander, so Ive been at the print shop all night for this one. Were fishing for Nestle frigates. Intel suggests three ships are coming into and around the harbor. One should already be in Novorossysk and it has two friends inbound. Loadout 2x Harpoon, 2x Maverick-F ATFLIR for target ID One bag 2x AIM-9, 1xAMRAAM for self defense Feel free to swap the Mavs for more Harpoons Mission Meet up WP1. Orbit between WP2 to WP3 while SEAD and CAP clear the AO. Climb to cruise altitude and recon the harbor with ground radar and FLIR. Move towards WP4 and launch stand-of attack against the loitering Nestle ship. This will relieve some pressure on the ground capture team. Rearm if necessary. If the ground team fails to capture the docked ships, well need to come back swinging.
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Antares Flight Alright Antares, Nestle's ground forces are regrouping near Krymsk and we're going to put a stop to that. We'll be operating in conjunction with the A-10s in Porkchop flight on this one. Play nice and if for some reason you're shooting at a fixed wing target and not running away, get a positive ID either visually or by calling it in to ABM. Our primary task is twofold:
Our first priority is air defense units. SEAD will have swept through before us and hopefully eliminated any radar SAMS operating in the AO, but keep an eye out. The PIVADS and anything else they've got are up to us and Porkchop. Taking those out will make dismantling the rest of the enemy force a lot less dicey. There should be no friendly rotary wing assets in the vicinity of Krymsk and there's a fat bonus waiting if we nail some Nestle VIPs who might be in one of them, so blast 'em. Our secondary task is potential anti-ship cleanup duty if something goes very wrong for Golem flight. They'll be out ahead of us so we should have some warning as to whether we're needed for this. Keep an eye on your Vikhr stores, we may need a few of them in the event we have to divert. For our loadout:
For the mission, I will start by referring you to the map kindly provided by Porkchop's flight lead: FatCow posted:Porkchop flight briefing We will depart from Krasnodar and rendezvous at the large lake approximately 15 nautical miles southwest of the airfield. From there we will follow Porkchop west to Krymsk and begin air-to-ground operations. We'll ingress from the East, engage targets, egress to the South, and circle back around. We'll try to maintain some separation from Porkchop to avoid any collisions, but keep an eye out. If we hear anything about inbound enemy fixed wing assets we are going to be heading back east to regroup near friendly SAMs and hopefully CAP. Keep your heads on a swivel, don't get greedy on your attack runs and try to force bad shots, and try not to fly into... well, anything. I expect you all to be back for our retrospective and 360 review session.
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Karen or Dracula (Hind flight). Are we trying to capture boats? If so, plan on letting Burnt and co. soften up the area, and don't be afraid to pull back if it is too spicy. If we are not capturing boats, or have time to rearm, heli-on-heli action could be fun.
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Corky Romanovsky posted:Karen or Dracula (Hind flight). Are we trying to capture boats? If so, plan on letting Burnt and co. soften up the area, and don't be afraid to pull back if it is too spicy. If we are not capturing boats, or have time to rearm, heli-on-heli action could be fun. Make sure the CAS flights are aware if you are coming up, we are not expecting you.
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New Terms have been added to our contract. if any civilian buildings are damaged in this operation the pilot who caused the damage will lose $5 million per instance
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Great news! We've hired OpenAI to do some marketing for us. Huh, well, maybe a haiku? A private mercenary company with jet aircraft that's morbidly obese. They're hired guns for the rich and famous. But no one knows their true identity. Maybe a short story? The company's only hope was to lose weight. But they were so addicted to food that they were unable to do anything about it. The plane crashed and everyone on board was killed. Maybe a limerick? Those are catchy...
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What's the mission this weekend? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15Grz7yEp70GOFfjch3zD1mp2TpDStdapDdqNVTAOu6c/edit#gid=0
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