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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I'm a veteran, I'll be on a re-education camp list, not the murder-in-the-desert list. Quit smoking you dumb rear end in a top hat It’s the most miserable painful death ever
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 07:12 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 05:03 |
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MLSM posted:Quit smoking you dumb rear end in a top hat counterpoint: it looks cool
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 07:25 |
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MLSM posted:Quit smoking you dumb rear end in a top hat No. Huragok posted:counterpoint: it looks cool Not anymore. It was when I started in the 90s. When the balk comes, I'll be like Kevin Costner in the beginning of the Postman, wandering the wasteland in search of unmolested cigarette machines.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 12:47 |
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I think the future of balking lies in internal corporate documents, not random weird maps polisci dudes put together that say Texas is in Appalachia. Like KFC or whoever has their big map subdiving the US into product markets and franchise exclusive territories. The US Office for Balking Studies or whoever should just steal that and say those are states and counties now
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 13:01 |
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lmao smoking tobacco in 2022
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:28 |
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vape bitcoins
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:37 |
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projecthalaxy posted:I think the future of balking lies in internal corporate documents, not random weird maps polisci dudes put together that say Texas is in Appalachia. the one thing that can be guaranteed is that nothing will have a cool name. you will either end up living in "REGION 3" or "The Constitutional Republic of Freedomtown, A Subsidiary of EXXON"
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:39 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the one thing that can be guaranteed is that nothing will have a cool name. you will either end up living in "REGION 3" or "The Constitutional Republic of Freedomtown, A Subsidiary of EXXON" 6 different places all call themselves cascadia, have the war of the cascadias
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:41 |
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Good soup! posted:lmao smoking tobacco in 2022 I started in 1998.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:42 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I started in 1998. does your throat always feel like its on fire/do you wake up dry and coughing every morning, when I smoked for a few years it was like that an ld urgh never wanna go back otoh dealing in illegal cigarette trading over the balk lines will be a good way to survive in the future, until you get caught
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:46 |
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maintaining a light but consistent habit a la kim kitsuragi is actually cool as hell
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:49 |
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Good soup! posted:lmao smoking tobacco in 2022 it's been a week since my last cigarette, still coughin up some tar buttonless MTL vapes are nice for simulating the motions
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 14:51 |
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Mayor Dave posted:you're thinking that they won't institute forced labor for undesirables Ahh, so build the wall to keep them in East German style. Gotcha.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:05 |
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:the one thing that can be guaranteed is that nothing will have a cool name. you will either end up living in "REGION 3" or "The Constitutional Republic of Freedomtown, A Subsidiary of EXXON" Not even something as cool and cyberpunky and dystopian as "Region 3". Each region will simply call itself "the USA".
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:36 |
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DrSunshine posted:Not even something as cool and cyberpunky and dystopian as "Region 3". Each region will simply call itself "the USA". buddy if you lived in Region 3, you wouldn't think it's so cool!!
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:41 |
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First balk the country into three regions. Label the regions Region 1, Region 2, and Region 4...
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:44 |
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my bony fealty posted:does your throat always feel like its on fire/do you wake up dry and coughing every morning, when I smoked for a few years it was like that an ld urgh never wanna go back Nah. That's a difference in tobacco. When I smoked camel filters, I'd wake up hacking poo poo from my lungs. I've been a Pall Mall guy most of my life, nonfilters or 100s I rip the filters off ($4/pack cheaper that way). I have a smoker cough but never get the forest fire in my throat feeling. Also I keep moving to higher elevations.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 19:29 |
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lol that's some 1950's "8 out of 12 doctors recommend lucky strike" bullshit
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:40 |
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Different tobacco blends result in different flavors, some produce more tar. Camels really did a number on me, I woke up with way more phlegm when I smoked them, same with Marlboros. I started on Pall Mall nonfilters because my friend and I would steal them from his dad's freezer. I always liked them, wound up going back to them after years of bouncing brands. No cigarette is healthier than any other cigarette, I just have my preference. Luckys are dry, terrible poo poo. Camel nonfilters are only marginally better.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:49 |
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one by one, challengers attempted to roast crusty minge for their tobacco use. one by one, they were incinerated like that day's pack of pall malls.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:52 |
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Do you at least call them something cool like coffin nails or analog vapes?
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:54 |
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No. When the balk happens, I'm moving to flavor country.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 21:17 |
I had my mother in law buy a carton of whatever smokes for me when she went to Nevada this weekend. I've never done nicotine, the ciggies are just for trading and bribes
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 21:27 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Do you at least call them something cool like coffin nails or analog vapes? Cancer sticks
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 21:31 |
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Corey, Trevor - let's go, smokes.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 21:45 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:I started in 1998. rip
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 21:48 |
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Smoke'em if you got'em.
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# ? Jul 5, 2022 22:07 |
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gently caress it you know somethin's gotta kill ye
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:22 |
Just imagine caring about anyone smoking tobacco or getting some hypothetical future lung cancer. I'd love my existence to be so blissful that I think smoking is an actual problem somehow.
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:29 |
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Thinking you're going to die soon or die quick is a logical fallacy that tends to lead to one living to 55 or 60 and being in absolute physical agony the last 10 or so years. Yes, in more agony than being old in hellworld will ordinarily bring.
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:50 |
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Don't worry, I'll smoke my way through it with weed.
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 02:57 |
CRUSTY MINGE posted:Don't worry, I'll smoke my way through it with weed. I don't even smoke tobacco
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 03:02 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Do you at least call them something cool like coffin nails or analog vapes? Anytime someone uses the "another nail in the coffin" analogy when I light up, I just remind them that every day is another nail in the coffin for all of us, and they usually shut up
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 03:16 |
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I hosed up my back for life weightlifting for football when I was 15 I'm already doomed to be in agony when I am 55
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 03:25 |
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hooting and hollering about death by smoking while i sip my fifth beer of the night
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 03:31 |
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TeenageArchipelago posted:I hosed up my back for life weightlifting for football when I was 15 I'm already doomed to be in agony when I am 55 lifting weights rocks bc your back will be irrevocably hosed up if you don't lift too
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 04:20 |
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War and Pieces posted:lifting weights rocks bc your back will be irrevocably hosed up if you don't lift too my back is in pain whenever I’m not lifting weights consistently biceps crimes has issued a correction as of 04:54 on Jul 6, 2022 |
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War and Pieces posted:lifting weights rocks bc your back will be irrevocably hosed up if you don't lift too Light lifting and doing grandpa tier exercising and stopping immediately if I even think something is about to go has paid off in being the only middle aged person i know who doesn't hurt (physically, I mean)
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 05:18 |
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wonder how much healthier I am for smoking because of all the calories I would have eaten otherwise
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 05:34 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 05:03 |
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ok so new balk map: smokers and non smokers
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# ? Jul 6, 2022 05:43 |