NFL N/V Offseason: Sorry folks, I counted him out

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mr. Nice! posted:

They absolutely do call the playoffs post season all the time.

Really? I�ve never heard that before. You have a source?

# ? Jul 5, 2022 15:56

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:08

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

They absolutely do call the playoffs post season all the time.

Very Nice!

# ? Jul 5, 2022 16:16

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1544341438070198272

# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:22

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

I mean, they are unfortunately not wrong

# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:32

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

America Runs on Dunkin�

# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:50

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Black Rifle Coffee is worse than Dunkin'.

Source: I've had both.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 17:58

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Really? I�ve never heard that before. You have a source?

You�ve never heard an announcer say something like �they�re resting this week for postseason play� or something similar?

# ? Jul 5, 2022 18:07

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

Yeah I've heard that like every year probably. that Shimrra guy is going nuts

# ? Jul 5, 2022 18:20

Lifespan: Mar 5, 2002

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

America Guns on Dunkin�

# ? Jul 5, 2022 18:21

WalletBeef: Jun 11, 2005

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1544341438070198272

This is AR country.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 18:28

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Murdered Out coffee roast

# ? Jul 5, 2022 18:33

Ornery and Hornery: Oct 22, 2020

Parody is so far gone, can�t even see it in the rear view mirror

# ? Jul 5, 2022 18:34

Forrest on Fire: Nov 23, 2012

Lifespan posted:

America Guns on Dunkin'

# ? Jul 5, 2022 19:31

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

So by his will everything is supposed to be liquidated but Jody just playing the "no" card

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1544389066208284672

# ? Jul 5, 2022 19:36

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Gonna be wild to see the Blazers sold and end up in�

(Checks notes)

�Seattle?!?

# ? Jul 5, 2022 19:38

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Android Apocalypse posted:

Gonna be wild to see the Blazers sold and end up in�

(Checks notes)

�Seattle?!?

Some former Blazers beat writer said the Blazers wouldn't be moved to Seattle because the NBA has already earmarked an expansion team to them in like 2024 or something, and any buyer would be keeping the team in Portland. I'll see it when I believe it.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:03

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Yeah fair. Seattle & Las Vegas expansion teams seems to be the likely outcome but Portland feels like a lost cause for the NBA.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:06

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

So by his will everything is supposed to be liquidated but Jody just playing the "no" card

https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1544389066208284672

Why is this written like the text from Zero Wing

Or any early video game really

# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:49

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Android Apocalypse posted:

Yeah fair. Seattle & Las Vegas expansion teams seems to be the likely outcome but Portland feels like a lost cause for the NBA.

What? Why? The team is beloved in the community and there aren't many places they could go that has a metro area the size of Portland's that isn't already the captured market of another team.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 20:58

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Joey Freshwater posted:

Why is this written like the text from Zero Wing

Or any early video game really

code:


Are you a bad enough dude to 
save the seattle seahawks
and maybe the 
portland blazers?

# ? Jul 5, 2022 21:04

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

a patagonian cavy posted:

in this case they�d be exhausted

did you get muted for this

# ? Jul 5, 2022 22:06

BrownThunder: Oct 26, 2005; EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

JPrime posted:

did you get muted for this

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, the needful has been done.

Also, some typical offseason "post someone Just Saying poo poo or a list" content!!!!

# ? Jul 5, 2022 22:28

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Kalli posted:

https://twitter.com/GehlkenNFL/status/1544341438070198272

The Official Coffee of the Insurrection and Kyle Rittenhouse. To be honest, seems kind of weird for the Cowboys to do this. I mean, on paper I get why and honestly it does make sense for a number of Texas reasons including that Black Rifle Coffee is a Texas based company...but still.

If anyone doesn't know who they are this NYTIMES article does a good summary: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/14/magazine/black-rifle-coffee-company.html

However it was funny to see them get blowback when they made it clear they do not endorse the capitol raiders nor Rittenhouse.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 22:47

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

BrownThunder posted:

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, the needful has been done.

Also, some typical offseason "post someone Just Saying poo poo or a list" content!!!!

...is kupp not the best wr in the league? all the others, save for the belichek drafting one, which has some merit but as a statement is too broad, sure, pretty silly.

# ? Jul 5, 2022 22:59

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

abelwingnut posted:

...is kupp not the best wr in the league? all the others, save for the belichek drafting one, which has some merit but as a statement is too broad, sure, pretty silly.

Davante Adams exists

# ? Jul 5, 2022 23:23

sharknado slashfic: Jun 24, 2011

BrownThunder posted:

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, the needful has been done.

Also, some typical offseason "post someone Just Saying poo poo or a list" content!!!!

I resent being called a casual fan

# ? Jul 5, 2022 23:50

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Mr. Nice! posted:

You�ve never heard an announcer say something like �they�re resting this week for postseason play� or something similar?

Not once in my life. Frankly I think you�re yanking my chain. Post-Season? What a silly phrase.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:02

Doltos: Dec 28, 2005; 🤌🤌🤌

Never pay for a RB, always draft a RB high

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:09

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

a neat cape posted:

Davante Adams exists

soooo yeah, Kupp is the best then

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:09

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

It's always post season, here in TFF

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:43

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

really queer Christmas posted:

It's always post season, here in TFF

gently caress yeah :hmmyes:

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:44

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

soggybagel posted:

The Official Coffee of the Insurrection and Kyle Rittenhouse. To be honest, seems kind of weird for the Cowboys to do this. I mean, on paper I get why and honestly it does make sense for a number of Texas reasons including that Black Rifle Coffee is a Texas based company...but still.

If anyone doesn't know who they are this NYTIMES article does a good summary: https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/14/magazine/black-rifle-coffee-company.html

However it was funny to see them get blowback when they made it clear they do not endorse the capitol raiders nor Rittenhouse.

It's nice to have a fresh new reason to hate the Cowboys instead of all the old stale ones.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:48

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Next step is the Cowboys give out a free AR-15 to every entrant and allow them to shoot the players. And other fans. And anyone except Jerruh

# ? Jul 6, 2022 00:52

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Demon Of The Fall posted:

soooo yeah, Kupp is the best then

Lol no

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:10

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Codependent Poster posted:

Next step is the Cowboys give out a free AR-15 to every entrant and allow them to shoot the players. And other fans. And anyone except Jerruh

About the only way the Cowboys would have a shot at the playoffs.

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:15

JPrime: Jul 4, 2007; tales of derring-do, bad ~~and good~~ luck tales!; College Slice

BrownThunder posted:

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, the needful has been done.

Also, some typical offseason "post someone Just Saying poo poo or a list" content!!!!

poo poo sorry cavy

who on earth is saying the watson trade was smart?

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:22

bows1: May 16, 2004; Chill, whale, chill

JPrime posted:

poo poo sorry cavy

who on earth is saying the watson trade was smart?

95% of browns fans

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:25

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

BrownThunder posted:

Thank you for bringing this to my attention, the needful has been done.

Also, some typical offseason "post someone Just Saying poo poo or a list" content!!!!

Tuanon is a real thing

# ? Jul 6, 2022 01:26