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Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

RIP, you played very badly at times. I've heard you were better in other places. hopefully this means we might get Jones/Schneider as the full-time 3rd pair next year, which I would be 100% in to.

I wonder if Lundkvist can make any strides this coming season.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Is there any way to stream games from the last season? I generally like to have hockey on when doing workouts and in the summer that means old games, and I usually build up a list of the best games of the most recent season to watch.

The NHL.tv app still exists but only has condensed games. ESPN is loving useless.

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

Meanwhile, Edmonton media has been doing everything they can to drive Puljujarvi to the airport:

https://twitter.com/TSNRyanRishaug/status/1544490945634131969?t=Rk07mYX7ATdA5ScjCnivyg&s=19

He has better analytics than Kane, will come in much cheaper than Kane, and has the distinct advantage of not being Evander Kane.

Edit: https://twitter.com/Archaeologuy/status/1544493029553106944?t=tTPmHAM-VJnltDrRSKlYLg&s=19

Albino Squirrel fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Jul 7, 2022

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I don't think he's any good considering he couldn't score playing with McDavid or Draisaitl. I know he wasn't on their lines all the time, or very much, but if he was any good he wouldn't have had a problem playing with one of them, and he'd be potting 20+ goals a season like every other marginal NHLer seems capable of.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

This is both funny and also still pretty disgusting.

The Golden Man
Aug 4, 2007

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I don't think he's any good considering he couldn't score playing with McDavid or Draisaitl. I know he wasn't on their lines all the time, or very much, but if he was any good he wouldn't have had a problem playing with one of them, and he'd be potting 20+ goals a season like every other marginal NHLer seems capable of.



Yah maybe if you think the point of being a hockey forward is scoring goals. Jesses there to do other poo poo. Wild poo poo. poo poo you wouldn't believe. And hes the best there is at all that poo poo

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




2019-20 Zack Kassian 59 GP 15/19/34 PAY THE MAN

2021-22 Jesse Puljujarvi 65 GP 14/22/36 BOOO HE SUCKS

ImplicitAssembler
Jan 24, 2013

Obviously need to hit peoples heads more.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Albino Squirrel posted:

Meanwhile, Edmonton media has been doing everything they can to drive Puljujarvi to the airport:

https://twitter.com/TSNRyanRishaug/status/1544490945634131969?t=Rk07mYX7ATdA5ScjCnivyg&s=19

He has better analytics than Kane, will come in much cheaper than Kane, and has the distinct advantage of not being Evander Kane.

Lots of teams out there looking to trade their young, talented wingers for 1 cost controlled Kasperi Kapanen I hope.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

2019-20 Zack Kassian 59 GP 15/19/34 PAY THE MAN

2021-22 Jesse Puljujarvi 65 GP 14/22/36 BOOO HE SUCKS

Jesse isn't friend with Connor tho

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I don't think he's any good considering he couldn't score playing with McDavid or Draisaitl. I know he wasn't on their lines all the time, or very much, but if he was any good he wouldn't have had a problem playing with one of them, and he'd be potting 20+ goals a season like every other marginal NHLer seems capable of.

His corsi for, shots for, actual goals for, and xG splits are all team best at 5v5. I agree the point production could be better, but that said Jesse was 6th best point per 60 ahead of Nuge and Kailer. I would have concern about his shot not being NHL level. Career 9% is not ideal. However, if he can be had on the cheap Jesse seems like a player that has excellent outcomes while on the ice despite, somehow, not putting points up.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

ThinkTank posted:

Jesse isn't friend with Connor tho

Their dogs don't get along

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Their dogs don't get along

That's less of an issue now as Lauren will get Lenard in the settlement.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

rex rabidorum vires posted:

His corsi for, shots for, actual goals for, and xG splits are all team best at 5v5. I agree the point production could be better, but that said Jesse was 6th best point per 60 ahead of Nuge and Kailer. I would have concern about his shot not being NHL level. Career 9% is not ideal. However, if he can be had on the cheap Jesse seems like a player that has excellent outcomes while on the ice despite, somehow, not putting points up.

Seems like the Platonic ideal of a Mike Sullivan player when you put it that way

rex rabidorum vires
Mar 26, 2007

KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN KASPERI KAPANEN
Concerningly so

Misanthrope
Jun 10, 2001

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK
Lenard .. gawd that loving spelling

Starsfan
Sep 29, 2007

This is what happens when you disrespect Cam Neely
Reports are the Stars are wanting to bring in a "top 6 forward" through UFA or trade to put next to Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn.. who I guess we are just pretending are still top 6 forwards in the NHL at this point.

Dallas Stars twitter got their hopes up for Jesse Puljujarvi, but I have a feeling we are going to end up with Evander Kane lol

mennoknight
Nov 24, 2003

I WILL JUST EAT ONE MORE SANDWICH
OH MY HEAD EXPLORDED I'M JAY FATSTER

Misanthrope posted:

Lenard .. gawd that loving spelling

i hate everything about him but this is the thing i hate the most

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Levitate posted:

lol this owns so much

It's kinda funny to hear the same John Garrett who still commentates Canucks' games today openly cheering on bloodsport (defending a blatant clip by the opponent, even! Who says he's a homer?)

Like we think that kind of hockey is ancient history but there are still many links to that time.

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Starsfan posted:

Reports are the Stars are wanting to bring in a "top 6 forward" through UFA or trade to put next to Tyler Seguin and Jamie Benn.. who I guess we are just pretending are still top 6 forwards in the NHL at this point.

Dallas Stars twitter got their hopes up for Jesse Puljujarvi, but I have a feeling we are going to end up with Evander Kane lol

Jesse would be good for them. Just send him off to go get pucks and feed the two old boys.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

great deal. would be nice if other divisions didn't do franchise-altering trades with non-NYR teams in the Metro.

Laine/Roslovic and that haul is a fantastic couple of moves for Jarmo

Sean Kuraly was a low-key great pickup, too. It didn't hurt that he was more than eager to sign here, either.

e- Unrelated, after going down a YouTube rabbit hole, please enjoy a much taller skater doing his best Marchand/Hornqvist imitation and the goalie clearing him out of his crease:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJr_tOeO2xs

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Jul 7, 2022

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



My brother shared this cursed image with me:



It's got the Leafs with a Matth... guy~!

So since someone else mentioned quizzes earlier, here's every member of the 2015-16 Toronto Maple Leafs. I think I must have actually stopped watching games in the latter half of that season because good lord just look at all of the sewage that floated through that roster.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Duckman2008 posted:

This is both funny and also still pretty disgusting.

Total joke of a franchise

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



fisting by many posted:

Like we think that kind of hockey is ancient history but there are still many links to that time.

yes like the many posters here who get super horny for ultra violent hits. hockey can never escape from its dark past, present, and future

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

John Garrett is a saint.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1545058114881277954

today's gonna be so disappointing, i can't wait for none of this to actually happen

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
So... McKenzie still floating that the Penguins could be a landing spot for MAF.

:dafuq:

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

whatis posted:

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1545058114881277954

today's gonna be so disappointing, i can't wait for none of this to actually happen

It's like Christmas morning but even in the off chance one of the many boxes under the tree isn't empty it is almost certainly going to contain socks, possibly ones full of itching powder.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Krime posted:

So... McKenzie still floating that the Penguins could be a landing spot for MAF.

:dafuq:

Lebrun I think was the one floating that, and it doesn't make any sense whatsoever since they just signed CDS. I can only assume Lebrun is unaware of that.

The Pens aren't going to trade Jarry. Not after the year he had and not with how cheap his cap hit is.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
https://twitter.com/pierrevlebrun/status/1545041791073898496?s=21&t=FxyJc_7p26UfRh5tZ3DUWQ

After declining Colorado for Florida, I 100% believe Claude Giroux is dumb enough to sign in Ottawa

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

Ginette Reno posted:

Lebrun I think was the one floating that, and it doesn't make any sense whatsoever since they just signed CDS. I can only assume Lebrun is unaware of that.

The Pens aren't going to trade Jarry. Not after the year he had and not with how cheap his cap hit is.

You're right it was LeBrun I saw it from...

I'm a MAF super fan, so sure... Trade Jarry for some picks :lol:

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Ginette Reno posted:

Lebrun I think was the one floating that, and it doesn't make any sense whatsoever since they just signed CDS. I can only assume Lebrun is unaware of that.

The Pens aren't going to trade Jarry. Not after the year he had and not with how cheap his cap hit is.

I actually wouldn't be opposed to trading Jarry and signing MAF as a stopgap if they got a nice haul back for him. I'm not enthusiastic about giving Jarry a giant contract next summer so if someone blows me away with an offer I'd listen. Not about to move him for just like a depth guy and a couple picks though.

MAF won't be returning to the Pens as long as Sullivan is there in any case.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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whatis posted:

https://twitter.com/DarrenDreger/status/1545058114881277954

today's gonna be so disappointing, i can't wait for none of this to actually happen

Why does everyone think the Devils are going let themselves get ripped off for the 2nd pick?

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Because they're the Devils

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Eric the Mauve posted:

I actually wouldn't be opposed to trading Jarry and signing MAF as a stopgap if they got a nice haul back for him. I'm not enthusiastic about giving Jarry a giant contract next summer so if someone blows me away with an offer I'd listen. Not about to move him for just like a depth guy and a couple picks though.

MAF won't be returning to the Pens as long as Sullivan is there in any case.

That's a lot of risk since you'd want to move Jarry at the draft probably if you did and then you have to hope that Maf actually would sign which there's no guarantee of.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1545063332239097857

it's hosed up that bobby laying in his pool with a margarita in each fist is still more connected than anyone else in the league, right

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
MAF back to Minnesota

heehee
Sep 5, 2012

haha wow i cant believe how lucky we got to win :D

Aye Doc posted:

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1545063332239097857

it's hosed up that bobby laying in his pool with a margarita in each fist is still more connected than anyone else in the league, right

it's insanely sick lol

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

AsInHowe posted:

MAF back to Minnesota

My dreams keep getting dashed :(

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Aye Doc posted:

https://twitter.com/TSNBobMcKenzie/status/1545063332239097857

it's hosed up that bobby laying in his pool with a margarita in each fist is still more connected than anyone else in the league, right

If the Devils trade 2 and pass on Salfkovsky there is like a 100% chance he ends up being great.

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