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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Cael posted:

Taking bets on what percentage of those actually take place

if even half of these actually happen I'd be stunned

also tag yourselves I'm "Greenbay"

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LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


projecthalaxy posted:

I dont know about the other venues but the rail club in ft worth is like 300-400 people for concerts and probably less for wrestling lmao

Also thats a rough touring grind

That Texas loop looks like its gonna suck 12+ hours of driving in a weekend.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


who's bankrolling this tour? I feel like it can't just be EC3 and Scherr

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
It's impressive that they're committed to making a fed that combines all the worst parts of watching and working for WWE

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


DJExile posted:

who's bankrolling this tour? I feel like it can't just be EC3 and Scherr

You, with your VIP ticket and Rant Room purchases!

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

DJExile posted:

who's bankrolling this tour? I feel like it can't just be EC3 and Scherr

There have been rumors flying that they have some alt-right money mark shadowbacking them, but no proof

I am unsure which is funnier, that big mclargehuge is driving himself broke by paying everyone out of his wwe money or that they have convinced some doughy gammon that they can compete with wwe or aew

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


They're doing Franklin Music Hall in Philly, that building is gonna be EMPTY.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i forgot the masquerade finally moved buildings, was going to say that if braun took a bump in that venue the floor would probably fuckin collapse

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The show in Houston is going to be on the roof of a 4 story building so if any CYN wrestlers want to really "get over" with a "wild spot" i have an idea...

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Lumbermouth posted:

They're doing Franklin Music Hall in Philly, that building is gonna be EMPTY.

they should've booked the bingo hall (now the 2300 Arena, apparently) for maximum hilarity

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Rams Head Live is 1500 for concerts, I imagine like a third of that for wrestling assuming they're sticking the ring in the audience area.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
trying and failing to picture wrestling happening at the joy

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
San Antonio Narrative Controllers gonna Vibe in the Rant Room

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Their mysterious mark is a QAnon psycho who does the podcast circuits for all that kind of poo poo. He owns the "TV Network" that they were supposed to appear on and he owns the food seasoning company they partnered with. If he isn't outright funding CYN I'd be pretty surprised considering he's in real deep with them in basically everything else they do.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



The show being at "Red Flag" is way too much on the nose.

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



DJExile posted:

who's bankrolling this tour? I feel like it can't just be EC3 and Scherr

They call him Tony Con

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Starland Ballroom is far too nice of a venue for CYN

Maigius
Jun 29, 2013


Barry Bluejeans posted:

they should've booked the bingo hall (now the 2300 Arena, apparently) for maximum hilarity

They managed not to book the saddest venue in Philly: Four Seasons Landscaping.

Metroid Fitzgerald
Feb 13, 2012

B O O O O B S . . . !


LionYeti posted:

That Texas loop looks like its gonna suck 12+ hours of driving in a weekend.

The midwest loop at the end of the tour is even worse. St. Louis to Minneapolis in less than a day...

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy
The Orlando venue is the most appropriate because it's a DIY music venue and I had to look it up to find out where it was. I think it might be a step down from their previous one, in a tourist trap plaza by a chair drop ride that killed a kid recently.

TheJunkyardGod
Sep 19, 2004

Do not taunt the Octopus

Lumbermouth posted:

They're doing Franklin Music Hall in Philly, that building is gonna be EMPTY.

I was just there not too long ago at the Ministry concert and thought it would be a cool venue for a wrestling show. It's pretty spacious and has a nice balcony.

But it's gonna look real bad unless they sell ALOT of tickets. Same for Starland Ballroom.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


weekly font posted:

They call him Tony Con

lmfao this is good and I want you to know it

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




has the narrative been controlled yet

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Fire codes are probably not part of this narrative

zetamind2000
Nov 6, 2007

I'm an alien.

Kirios posted:

has the narrative been controlled yet

Big Seasoning goes over EC3 every day, brother

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Majinfoose posted:

Fire codes are probably not part of this narrative

Local subversive wrestling show shut down after second dark match as their narrative gets controlled by the fire marshal

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Kirios posted:

has the narrative been controlled yet

No. People still use toilet paper. :ohdear:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I agree with him that there are many similarities.

https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1548051288658567175

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

aew dodged another bullet

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
Suzuki was right.

https://twitter.com/KIStrongStyle/status/1510025370405425154

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



MassRafTer posted:

I agree with him that there are many similarities.

https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1548051288658567175

"Fans" "compare" CYN to Lucha Underground because they're both "authentic". :whoptc:

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I hope a monster eats EC3 and Braun Strowman

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


How longs it going to be until the Protein Powder Bandit Michael Elgin controls his narrative?

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Only if he stole enough for all the boys. I hear Scherr needs lots

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I'm sure there's quite a bit of 'protein powder' always readily available backstage at cyn

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

lmao

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

LionYeti posted:

How longs it going to be until the Protein Powder Bandit Michael Elgin controls his narrative?

It would be hilarious if Elgin had already burned that bridge in the past due to loving over one of the leading members.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I’m pretty sure their indianapolis venue is an empty lot right now.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I have to imagine an empty lot is the result of any cyn event regardless of location

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


It's weird because usually if you ask how many people were at the CYN show the answer is "not a lot"

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