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Literally A Person posted:Accomplishment today: Dude! E: 
ilovebeersooomuch fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Jul 12, 2022 |
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Jul 12, 2022 02:55
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i am excited, i bought a hoodie with EARS today also did i ever actually show you guys my IMPORTANT FESTIVAL HAT
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Jul 12, 2022 02:59
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Ruby Gloom posted:IMPORTANT FESTIVAL HAT ...go on
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Jul 12, 2022 03:00
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Ruby Gloom posted:i am excited, i bought a hoodie with EARS today drat, how many ears did it cost?
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Jul 12, 2022 03:01
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Prof. Crocodile posted:...go on i mean it's not like a magic hat or anything it just took me ages to find (and it is kinda magic in the sense it stops the sun setting me on fire) TIP posted:drat, how many ears did it cost? not many cos it's bunny ears and they're pretty cheap i imagine
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Jul 12, 2022 03:03
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TIP posted:drat, how many ears did it cost? loving lol TIP from downtown dad joke
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Jul 12, 2022 03:04
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:loving lol TIP from downtown dad joke you're all grounded
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Jul 12, 2022 03:08
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do I have to turn this car around? because it has a bad turning radius and if I have to make a three point turn I'm gonna be even angrier
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Jul 12, 2022 03:13
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logged into disney plus and was greeted by a banner that said OBIWAN KENOBI ALL PARTS NOW STREAMING someone get that man to a doctor
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Jul 12, 2022 03:15
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get a bucket and a mop that's some wet rear end jedi
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Jul 12, 2022 03:16
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In other news, the Norwegian female soccer team has been hyped up as the team that's finally so good it'll make us watch women's soccer, and there has been a steady trickle of news about them doing training matches against pro male teams etc. They also just lost 0-7 against England.
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Jul 12, 2022 03:19
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Computer viking posted:In other news, the Norwegian female soccer team has been hyped up as the team that's finally so good it'll make us watch women's soccer, and there has been a steady trickle of news about them doing training matches against pro male teams etc. i'm sorry cv but 
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Jul 12, 2022 03:20
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actually england got 8 lol
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Jul 12, 2022 03:22
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now I'm imagining a remake of ladybugs but it's in norway and computer viking's dad forces him to join the lady's soccer team after their crushing defeat in england
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Jul 12, 2022 03:25
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Jul 12, 2022 03:25
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the spanish language poster for ladybugs is the best version compare  
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Jul 12, 2022 03:26
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it's dangerous to go alone, take this!
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Jul 12, 2022 03:27
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I mean, I don't approve of it, but it's better than just rodney
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Jul 12, 2022 03:27
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oh yeah i saw this earlier and it made me think of The Boys thread crying
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Jul 12, 2022 03:31
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Ruby Gloom posted:oh yeah i saw this earlier and it made me think of The Boys thread crying lol
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Jul 12, 2022 03:31
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bagmonkey posted:Hi Dorkus!!! Welcome to the 5kpt Thank u friend Content: I ride my bike past this vehicle every day on the way to work so I finally stopped to take a picture of it. I like it for being a new, weird variant of that tired old theme 
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Jul 12, 2022 03:39
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DorkusMalorkus posted:Thank u friend We don't really need "content" here, just whatever you feel like posting I feel like posting Human League's track "(Keep Feeling) Fascination" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ4qNVKlIgA
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Jul 12, 2022 04:01
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bagmonkey posted:I feel like posting Human League's track "(Keep Feeling) Fascination" and I feel like listening to it takes me back to cruising around in vice city
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Jul 12, 2022 04:05
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hey heyEYeyEY heeeeey
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Jul 12, 2022 04:06
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I realized earlier today that when kelsey grammer became a trump supporter he also became something else a kelsey grammer nazi
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Jul 12, 2022 04:19
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TIP posted:and I feel like listening to it same, its a total bop too. My buddies play it at the new wave dance party sometimes, its so good
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Jul 12, 2022 04:21
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but my favorite ironic drive by music in vice city was died in your arms tonight by cutting crew
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Jul 12, 2022 04:23
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TIP posted:but my favorite ironic drive by music in vice city was died in your arms tonight by cutting crew When I hear that song I think of this snl sketch from back in the day, about this lovely wedding band who only knew one song, and it was that song. I think it must have been included on some Best of Will Ferrell VHS tape my brother watched a thousand times in high school, so it's stuck in my brain forever.
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Jul 12, 2022 05:10
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DorkusMalorkus posted:When I hear that song I think of this snl sketch from back in the day, about this lovely wedding band who only knew one song, and it was that song. I think it must have been included on some Best of Will Ferrell VHS tape my brother watched a thousand times in high school, so it's stuck in my brain forever. yeah I know it, it's a goodie also they didn't even know the whole song, they only knew the opening part but they keep getting interrupted so it takes a while for the reveal and I think that guy from dawson's creek who wasn't james van der beek was the angry groom
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Jul 12, 2022 05:47
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TIP posted:drat, how many ears did it cost? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoSj1GaIIsU
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Jul 12, 2022 05:48
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Things I did not expect to do at 0650: Cleaning pigeon poo poo off my dualshocks. 
Computer viking fucked around with this message at 05:59 on Jul 12, 2022 |
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Jul 12, 2022 05:56
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Computer viking posted:Things I did not expect to do at 0650: lol
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Jul 12, 2022 06:34
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my mom bought an alarm to protect the new catalytic converter not like, a car alarm, it's a little battery operated one designed for scooters I told my mom that I don't think it will be effective because there's no way that it's louder than the electric saw they're using to cut through the exhaust pipe but she was like "I think it's a good idea" so I opened the packaging and read the directions and you have to attach it with adhesive tape and hide it somewhere so thieves don't "disarm" it by removing the batteries BUT ALSO it cannot be any place that gets wet or it will stop working and also it cannot be any place where it's blocked by metal, otherwise you will never be able to disarm it by remote also the alarm only goes off for 2 seconds it seems 100% useless but even if I wanted to I honestly can't think of any place that makes sense to attach it I hope she got this at the dollar tree or something
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Jul 12, 2022 06:46
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Computer viking posted:Things I did not expect to do at 0650: classic source of drift
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Jul 12, 2022 07:15
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gently caress these 80 squarts 
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Jul 12, 2022 07:56
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after my glutes explode attempting 140 squats ruby steps out of the shadows laughing, "I can't believe you thought that 30 day challenge was real, you were the only one doing it" one by one the squart challengers step out of the shadows clapping their hands "congratulations, you did it, you wanted the biggest rear end of all time and now you'll never have an rear end again"
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Jul 12, 2022 08:18
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TIP posted:after my glutes explode attempting 140 squats ruby steps out of the shadows laughing, "I can't believe you thought that 30 day challenge was real, you were the only one doing it" god dammi... uhh i mean NO, that would NEVER happen  look out guys, he's on to us
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Jul 12, 2022 09:37
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you can't fool me, I have the second sight
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Jul 12, 2022 09:39
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well ok, you can fool me, but not for a whole month
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Jul 12, 2022 09:39
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TIP posted:well ok, you can fool me, but not for a whole month normally i would be able to but a significant amount of my power has been dedicated to my brain playing Panama by Van Halen on a loop for the past 24hrs
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Jul 12, 2022 09:42
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