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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Breetai posted:

So are the next 5 pages going to be you cheeky little monkeys listing every single way that you can acceptably use the word 'retarded' in modern parlance?

Theres a funner word to trigger americans in my gangtags.

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Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


Haschel Cedricson posted:

Yeah my mom used to volunteer for the Association for Retarded Citizens of the United States, which is a charity that still exists but they changed their name to "Arc of the United States" back in 1992.

See also The Spastics Society in the UK, which became SCOPE. “Spastic” was a very common insult when I was a kid in the 80s, often shortened to “spaz” which I believe got Weird Al in trouble.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

A little thanks is in order, citizen.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




Humphreys posted:

Theres a funner word to trigger americans in my gangtags.

Hey gently caress you with your pig balls gangtag :mad:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Let's stop talking about slurs now, okay? I know there are ways to use "retard" in polite conversations, and you all know them too. You're very clever.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Is Supermans ejaculate faster than a speeding locomotive?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Post petards instead, preferably with hoisting action.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


SuddenCactus posted:

Is Supermans ejaculate faster than a speeding locomotive?

Lois seems fine, but yeah you would think his super junk would produce super spunk.

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Post petards instead, preferably with hoisting action.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


That's how Riker always sits down.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Sanford posted:

See also The Spastics Society in the UK, which became SCOPE. “Spastic” was a very common insult when I was a kid in the 80s, often shortened to “spaz” which I believe got Weird Al in trouble.

I heard for a time "scoper" was the replacement. And so the treadmill turns.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The local area has a program called DARTS (disabled and aged regional transport service) that sends a pair of assistants with a wheelchair elevator equipped short bus straight to the doors of people who can't use regular public transit. It's a great program that's been going for 30 years, and schoolkids have been calling each other darts as an insult for 29

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

flavor.flv posted:

The local area has a program called DARTS (disabled and aged regional transport service) that sends a pair of assistants with a wheelchair elevator equipped short bus straight to the doors of people who can't use regular public transit. It's a great program that's been going for 30 years, and schoolkids have been calling each other darts as an insult for 29

We just use the word Goon and move on.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Baron von Eevl posted:

"The tragic story of America's fat retarded youth"

This would've been a way better tagline for the early forums than "The internet makes you stupid".

Sanford
Jun 30, 2007

...and rarely post!


for fucks sake posted:

I heard for a time "scoper" was the replacement. And so the treadmill turns.

It’s entirely possible you heard that directly or indirectly via the tv show, book, or website The Law of the Playground written by my friend Log, and that little falsehood about “scoper” written by me. I’d certainly never heard it used when I added it to the original website, nor since. Pretty sure I made it up.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



And stupid used to mean in a stupor or dazed

Kids these days smh

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

Sanford posted:

It’s entirely possible you heard that directly or indirectly via the tv show, book, or website The Law of the Playground written by my friend Log, and that little falsehood about “scoper” written by me. I’d certainly never heard it used when I added it to the original website, nor since. Pretty sure I made it up.

If this is true then it's even funnier tbh

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Zil posted:

Lois seems fine, but yeah you would think his super junk would produce super spunk.

There's a whole essay on the subject.

https://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Sexual Lorax
Mar 17, 2004

HERE'S TO FUCKING


Fun Shoe
:nws: https://i.imgur.com/o67lZcW.jpg :nws:

Not really NWS, but it's PYF, so it doesn't hurt to play nice.

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Zil posted:

Lois seems fine, but yeah you would think his super junk would produce super spunk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwUdp5-2D8&t=37s

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

flavor.flv posted:

The local area has a program called DARTS (disabled and aged regional transport service) that sends a pair of assistants with a wheelchair elevator equipped short bus straight to the doors of people who can't use regular public transit. It's a great program that's been going for 30 years, and schoolkids have been calling each other darts as an insult for 29

Our local equivalent was Jimmy's Kids, a charity for disabled kids. We had this song, to the tune of the old Toys R Us jingle:

I don't want to grow up
I'm a Jimmy's Kid
Went to Arabi Park Middle School
And look what they did!

This was hilarious if you were a 13 year old in St. Bernard Parish in 1993.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrdBXUi2VSw

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



GoodyTwoShoes
Oct 26, 2013

Haschel Cedricson posted:

Yeah my mom used to volunteer for the Association for Retarded Citizens of the United States, which is a charity that still exists but they changed their name to "Arc of the United States" back in 1992.

The joke works even better in my state, where it is spelled ARK.

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012



wallace and scromit

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002


https://skepchick.org/2022/07/i-regret-to-inform-you-that-weed-induced-scromiting-is-real/

Relyssa
Jul 29, 2012




i'm sure it's a very serious issue but there is no way to take something seriously with a name like scromiting

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Oh I totally agree. I had just assumed it wasn't real when I first stumbled across it.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Legalize weed, but only the poo poo we could get in high school in the 90s

Weed science has gone too far. You were not meant to consume 400 pounds of 90s weed in a single tablet, you junkies.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


i hate when this happens every time i do a weed

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

the smell of a modern blunt is like the smell of Eden compared to the smell of a Mexican brick weed blunt

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

The Anime Liker posted:

Legalize weed, but only the poo poo we could get in high school in the 90s

Weed science has gone too far. You were not meant to consume 400 pounds of 90s weed in a single tablet, you junkies.

That's basically what old hippies told us in the 90s.

Presumably they'll have some kind of hyperweed that goes beyond the 99% THC nightmare fuel you can get now in the next few decades.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
It's pretty funny that I smoked a barrel of weed in the 90s and always laughed it off when the old farts were like "omg Satan's cabbage!!! It's so dangerous!!!" and then weed scientists had to go and make the church lady busybodies 100% correct by developing a superweed that hospitalizes people.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
The poorly drawn ape based economy? Tanking???

That can't be right. Famous economists like /u/TurdBonerxXx69 assured me there would only be exponential growth!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
I smoked a hyperweed and did not scromit.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

central dogma posted:

I smoked a hyperweed and did not scromit.

I was wondering what happened to that nerd that gave me $200 for a gram of superoregano

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central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking

The Anime Liker posted:

I was wondering what happened to that nerd that gave me $200 for a gram of superoregano

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