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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Rich old men loving everything that moves and some stuff that doesn't isn't weird.

Counterpoint: Yes it is, if it's your stepdaughter.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.newsweek.com/topic/satan

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

trapped mouse posted:

Counterpoint: Yes it is, if it's your stepdaughter.

Not that it wouldn't be weird regardless, but it's especially gross because since he's been her stepfather since she was 4.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
People rented the wrong Air BnB
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/airbnb-new-york-devil-worship-satanic-witchcraft-animal-skulls-b420900.html

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

That's the Elizabeth Warren fake barbershop guy too. Lmao

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

trapped mouse posted:

Counterpoint: Yes it is, if it's your stepdaughter.

I think they mean it isn't weird in the sense It's a Dog Bites Man news story. Dudes at the top of the patriarchy enjoy the ultimate goal of it, getting to put your dick into anything, anywhere, anytime.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
If Muskman treats his stepkids anything like his son treats bio kids he probably never even met her when he was legally her stepfather.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I'd like to be clear, this is in no way a defense of Musk. I'm simply saying "marrying a girl he helped raise" is giving him too much credit because there's no way he actually raised a child.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





The first child was conceived when she broke up with her boyfriend and went round to her stepfathers home in a very distressed state. This is admitted by Musk senior himself.

You don't immediately turn to comparative strangers for comfort, so she clearly had some kind of established close relationship with a man who had been in loco parentis since she was a tiny child. He saw his distressed stepchild as fair game when she was extremely vulnerable.

He's a goddamn monster, and even the extremely terrible Elon Musk openly calls his father a monster.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



this is the wrong kind of satan :(

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Pookah posted:

You don't immediately turn to comparative strangers for comfort, so she clearly had some kind of established close relationship with a man who had been in loco parentis since she was a tiny child. He saw his distressed stepchild as fair game when she was extremely vulnerable.

I don't know the situation, but if he's the guy that openly bankrolled your entire life thus far I could see turning to him for a favor. It's also entirely possible that he manipulated and took advantage of her, but the kind of person that would marry Errol Musk is a monster and the children they'd create would also quite likely be monsters (I only know one example of the children he's raised but he's 1 for 1 on that front) and it's entirely possible she ran to the rich guy that is attracted to people that look a lot like her because she saw an opportunity. She had another kid with him willingly after all. It's entirely possible that everyone in this story is the worst person you could ever imagine.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




hail Georgia Man

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


He’s done it

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk9min-ugko

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PopBase/status/1548035410684612610

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.
Ah, la vida loca.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Spending my life in prisoooon!

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Brazilianpeanutwar posted:

Spending my life in prisoooon!

lol

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Prison mates with R kelly!

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Who's gonna be the third incest headline?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
well, that’s enough Internet for me. went from step-incest to the full Hapsburg in this thread, and I’m dipping out before we get some kind of super-incest variant

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
I'm gonna bet either 1/6 depositions or the McMahon investigation somehow reveal the connections between the Trumps and the McMahons. Maybe also Shane and Ivanka hooked up once or something.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Mescal posted:

Who's gonna be the third incest headline?

it pains me to tell you this but i am your father and you are my brother

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Caught Satan like a Pokemon

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The devil went down to Georgia
He got caught in a bottle in a bag

I would blow Dane Cook has a new favorite as of 12:48 on Jul 16, 2022

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the goon said my name's censored
and its probably a ban
but ill play this game
im gonna regret
i am the most wanted mod alive

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/CBCCalgary/status/1538277156156997635

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Claim to be an American.

Simple as.

for fucks sake
Jan 23, 2016

The Satanic Temple requests that Boston fly its flag after Supreme Court ruling

https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/04/politics/satanic-temple-boston-supreme-court-flag/index.html

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

for fucks sake posted:

The Satanic Temple requests that Boston fly its flag after Supreme Court ruling

https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/04/politics/satanic-temple-boston-supreme-court-flag/index.html

It'll literally be "not that, wrong kind of religion"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1547942319457914885

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GatorsDaily/status/1548364118540750856

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Look, he may be a good boy who loves bagels, but he still shouldn't be feeding alligators.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




https://www.news18.com/news/buzz/south-african-pastor-farts-on-congregants-to-heal-and-cure-them-photo-goes-viral-3595319.html

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Is this really worse than prosperity gospel?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Tiggum posted:

Look, he may be a good boy who loves bagels, but he still shouldn't be feeding alligators.

Sure, but jail time...?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

By popular demand posted:

Is this really worse than prosperity gospel?
It's probably just prosperity gospel with a chance of pinkeye, though

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/SidDinsay/status/1548481095523450882

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



#neverforget to tune in as this conflict comes to an explosive finish! :911:

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