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fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1549401306607009793

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

keep punching joe posted:

Torrential rain just began suddenly, really took the big shirtless loudmouth in next doors garden by surprise.

There is one house on this street not council and it’s next to mine, and her mother in law is an obnoxious loud cow who has the capacity to play peek-a-boo at extreme volumes for hours and hours at a baby who lost interest 30 seconds in. We’ve all heard my neighbour ask her to keep it down to “what they going to do report me to the council I’ll report them cackle cackle screech peek-a-boo YAAAAAY who’s a good girl”

She’s sunbathing right now and I hope she gets drenched

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

London is burning while Boris is yearning

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Forde report:

I'm reading various comments (with copious cherry picking on both sides! But I've seen more to bolster the left's view than the rights but this may be an artefact of my chosen follows) - haven't got the mental energy to read the actual report myself right now.
Anyway, noting that David Evans wanted it - now it's delivered - published immediately.
I guess this is to bury any 'who says what' arguing under the tory leadership shenanigans.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




learnincurve posted:

There is one house on this street not council and it’s next to mine, and her mother in law is an obnoxious loud cow who has the capacity to play peek-a-boo at extreme volumes for hours and hours at a baby who lost interest 30 seconds in. We’ve all heard my neighbour ask her to keep it down to “what they going to do report me to the council I’ll report them cackle cackle screech peek-a-boo YAAAAAY who’s a good girl”

She’s sunbathing right now and I hope she gets drenched

Getting mad at a granny playing with a baby sounds a bit weird tbh

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


:tif:

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Your suburban home burning down in a wildfire in the UK of all places, what are the chances.

escapegoat
Aug 18, 2013

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Just chuck a bucket of water on it, wokeists.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://twitter.com/janinegibson/status/1549364185636737024

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Necrothatcher posted:

Getting mad at a granny playing with a baby sounds a bit weird tbh

That was an unfortunately clueless champagne socialist thing to post goon friend.

She’s screaming as loud as she can deliberately, because it’s the only non-council house, while also making threats to report us to the council if anyone complains after being asked by her own daughter-in-law to shut up. This is what it’s like to live on the red wall in 2022.

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
Predicting there’s going to be some mad responses to grass/woodland wildfires, suggesting we need to cut down any and all vegetation near housing, more concrete = less fires etc.

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


still looks alarmed about jiminy crumble's tie

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

I saw a woman walking her big, shaggy-furred dog at ~5pm yesterday.

Like, the pavement's hot enough to fry eggs, why would you do that to your dog? :(

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I used to see a woman who would walk her dog twice a day whatever the weather, because apparently if she didn't the dog's arthritis would play up and might be permanent this time.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Answers Me posted:

Predicting there’s going to be some mad responses to grass/woodland wildfires, suggesting we need to cut down any and all vegetation near housing, more concrete = less fires etc.

Privatize the fire service.
As demand is going to get bigger and bigger.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

this nonsense 'as gone on fer too long, its time t' privatise the sun

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Answers Me posted:

Predicting there’s going to be some mad responses to grass/woodland wildfires, suggesting we need to cut down any and all vegetation near housing, more concrete = less fires etc.

build a moat around every housing estate imo. Of course there won't be any water to fill it, but that's next year's problem.

piano chimp
Feb 2, 2008

ye



All these woke moralists complaining about "uncontrolled wildfires" and "entire villages burning down". Some people moan about everything. Just need to look on the bright side for once. Never seen anyone turn down a free BBQ.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
It only matters if it is within London's reach too.
If these fires happened outside it, they wouldn't be headline news, it would be pics of people on beaches

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

As a non brit, "Visiting fellow of the policy Exchange, Lord Moore of Etchingham" That's a real person, place and/or title?

Like you're taking the piss right??

Right???

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



piano chimp posted:

All these woke moralists complaining about "uncontrolled wildfires" and "entire villages burning down". Some people moan about everything. Just need to look on the bright side for once. Never seen anyone turn down a free BBQ.

House on fire?

BREAK OUT THE BURGS
SIMPLE AS

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
we now go the BBC for some hard-hitting, unbiased political analysis

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



I still remember thinking "Corbyn could have done more to secure a victory." but he couldn't could he. It was everyone against him.


Please show us on the doll where the wokery touched you.

It was so hot and dry in Chepstow today that every time we cut some rail it set fire to the sleepers. Became a game to see if we could get through the rail before the fire got too big.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

happyhippy posted:

It only matters if it is within London's reach too.
If these fires happened outside it, they wouldn't be headline news, it would be pics of people on beaches

It’s like when the north started having extreme weather events, wind in Leeds, the football stadiums in Sheffield filling with water, didn’t get reported on, but when the conservative media is effected it’s headline news. I have to wonder if the full story had been told over the last 10 years then how many olds would be less inclined to believe climate change denial.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

happyhippy posted:

It only matters if it is within London's reach too.
If these fires happened outside it, they wouldn't be headline news, it would be pics of people on beaches

Sherwood forest wildfire got a few mentions in the BBC and I honestly struggle to think of a more recognisable bit of greenery in English folklore

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001

https://twitter.com/Elwick70/status/1549421178934231047

https://mobile.twitter.com/NatalieAHiggins/status/1549412673162547204

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
apologies if this was already posted but lmao

https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1549357986447073285

e: Unpopular opinion apparently but I am team bin guy. World's on fire, let the man have his cocktail in peace.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


bessantj posted:

I still remember thinking "Corbyn could have done more to secure a victory." but he couldn't could he. It was everyone against him.

*He* couldn't, because the things that needed to be done (kicking out every MP or staffer who looked at him funny) were antithecal to his entire being.

If the Left ever gets hold of Labour again it needs to be with a total bastard in charge.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

ThomasPaine posted:

apologies if this was already posted but lmao

https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1549357986447073285

e: Unpopular opinion apparently but I am team bin guy. World's on fire, let the man have his cocktail in peace.

Bin guy is, somehow, right

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

sebzilla posted:

*He* couldn't, because the things that needed to be done (kicking out every MP or staffer who looked at him funny) were antithecal to his entire being.

If the Left ever gets hold of Labour again it needs to be with a total bastard in charge.

Yeah, realistically the only thing Corbyn could have done was really push the populist outsider angle and refuse to be focus-grouped into knots - I think the idea that the appeal of your Farages, Trumps, even Johnsons is rooted primarily in their right-wing politics is way overblown, and really what people liked was their ability to at least appear to cut through the chaff and not bullshit like typical career politicians. He actually did, I think, manage that to some extent in his early years in charge, but Brexit pushed him into a corner by forcing him to choose between respecting party democracy and actually arguing his own beliefs. I think the only thing he could have done to turn things around would have been to fully embrace the smears about him being a turbostalinist and go nuclear vs the right and anyone else who tried to stand in his way. That wouldn't even have been so disproportionate given the Blairite willingness to gleefully purge the left at any opportunity, but I think it would probably have also alienated a bunch of his allies and led to a really messy internal fight either way.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

It's really cool the Tories can just decide to make an actual blood and soil fascist or literally the stupidest person in front line politics the prime minister without ever going near an election for several years and we have zero (legitimate) recourse

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

No Dignity posted:

It's really cool the Tories can just decide to make an actual blood and soil fascist or literally the stupidest person in front line politics the prime minister without ever going near an election for several years and we have zero (legitimate) recourse

Don't worry the government won't be lasting years anymore

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
the correct thing to do was to invite the other man to join him in the bin

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
for a junk-cuzzi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :newlol:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
(junk can also mean cock and balls)

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

ThomasPaine posted:

apologies if this was already posted but lmao

https://twitter.com/WelshSocialism/status/1549357986447073285

e: Unpopular opinion apparently but I am team bin guy. World's on fire, let the man have his cocktail in peace.

He’s sat there quietly trying to keep cool in his own yard and some dickhead in a car comes along filming him and giving him lip? Unfunny part is it’s a massive violation of the tabloid scum laws Max Mosley got set up about not publishing poo poo like this without permission, which Twitter clearly do not have.

Deathslinger
Jul 12, 2022

No Dignity posted:

It's really cool the Tories can just decide to make an actual blood and soil fascist or literally the stupidest person in front line politics the prime minister without ever going near an election for several years and we have zero (legitimate) recourse
The sad part is, I can't immediately tell which candidate you're referring to here

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a shitty king
Mar 26, 2010
That video is obviously a joke, c'mon people. The guy in the bin is struggling not to laugh.

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