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PITY BONER
Oct 18, 2021

Bad Purchase posted:

it's just a fat guy sucking in his gut and hunching forward. google images of x-rays of fat people. that's not his ribcage sticking out like that.
I agree with this assessment. Unless you've got genetics for anime robot barrel chest, it's easy to see in the side photo of him that his stomach should extend out past his chest. He knows he's on camera and is sucking in and flexing his abs as hard as he can to the point that can't stand properly.

Zil posted:

Got that fatty liver bloat
Definitely also this going on, too.

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Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
all it took to stop him posting was to point and laugh at his lumpy pastyness
someone find a pic of his hideous, surgically mutilated dick because he definitely has one of those

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

I thought it was named after the 4 base nucleic acids of DNA

That's what the company (and therefore the movie about it) gets its name from, yes.


Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm of the opinion that a dystopia doesn't count as rightwing unless it also discriminates based on race, gender, and religion.
1. "Not right wing" is not the same as "left wing"

2. It's almost entirely about genetic discrimination, both as a warning in itself, and as a proxy for other types of discrimination, Star Trek style

3. Genetic discrimination is super right wing, even if hillbillies don't know about it yet

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
A steady diet of pizza rolls and totinos party pizzas doesn't even result in such a royal body.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

GABA ghoul posted:

I'm not body shaming though, I'm genuinely fascinated and want to know more. I've never seen anything like it. If someone can recommend a good book on the subject I would be very interested

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moby-Dick

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

That's what the company (and therefore the movie about it) gets its name from, yes.

1. "Not right wing" is not the same as "left wing"

2. It's almost entirely about genetic discrimination, both as a warning in itself, and as a proxy for other types of discrimination, Star Trek style

3. Genetic discrimination is super right wing, even if hillbillies don't know about it yet

The genetic discrimination in Gattaca is based on health reasons, not racial purity. Rightwingers are more concerned about the latter while the former is something you would expect more from an extreme liberal nanny state.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Carlos Lantana posted:

all it took to stop him posting was to point and laugh at his lumpy pastyness
someone find a pic of his hideous, surgically mutilated dick because he definitely has one of those

cue the mario sewer music

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

GATTACA is incompetently written, and the protagonist is actually covering up a very real heart condition, not just a genetic propensity or whatever. There's a scene where his fake recorded steady heartbeats hit the end of the tape, and the sensors immediately show his actual extremely rapid heartrate and arrhythmia.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


PhazonLink posted:

you think Musk has the upper body strength to pull himself up a spiral stair case?

do.. do you use them like monkey bars?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Haha, look at this idiot who walks up spiral staircases like a normal pair of stairs

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

steinrokkan posted:

I mean Alex Jones is fat, but he has some muscle tone and color, he doesn't look like a particularly lumpy dead blobfish

That's not a recent photo of Alex Jones. He's gotten real big.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

JuiceOne posted:

Someone had said he looked like a Liefeld drawing so I whipped this up.


This didn’t get enough love (just like Elon and his kids)

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Tunicate posted:

GATTACA is incompetently written, and the protagonist is actually covering up a very real heart condition, not just a genetic propensity or whatever. There's a scene where his fake recorded steady heartbeats hit the end of the tape, and the sensors immediately show his actual extremely rapid heartrate and arrhythmia.

I think that scene is where he's been running on the treadmill for a long rear end time and is pretending not to be tired though?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

say what you want but that man fucks a lot and he has a yacht. i want a yacht, and i want to gently caress more.

Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

💀
So go kill him and take his things, warrior

stratdax
Sep 14, 2006

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I think that scene is where he's been running on the treadmill for a long rear end time and is pretending not to be tired though?

That's exactly what it is. It shows his true, natural-not-genetically modified, heartrate, but he's so determined that he shows absolutely no outward signs of being tired or exhausted. He's proving you don't need to be genetically modified to be capable.

incoherent light
Aug 15, 2014

Mulaney Power Move posted:

say what you want but that man fucks a lot and he has a yacht. i want a yacht, and i want to gently caress more.

you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to him"

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Mulaney Power Move posted:

say what you want but that man fucks a lot and he has a yacht. i want a yacht, and i want to gently caress more.

You might have to settle for piloting someone's yacht and getting hosed by them

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Kill him and wear his skin. There should be room.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

You might have to settle for piloting someone's yacht and getting hosed by them

it's a living

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

extreme liberal nanny state.

Terms only chuds use


Are liberals extreme left wing now?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Collapsing Farts posted:

So go kill him and take his things, warrior

goatface posted:

Kill him and wear his skin. There should be room.

that's a little extreme. maybe i should just try to build a monorail or something.

sticksy
May 26, 2004
Nap Ghost

Brother Tadger posted:

This didn’t get enough love (just like Elon and his kids)

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

Terms only chuds use


Are liberals extreme left wing now?

Chuds were the ones comparing the Affordable Care Act to Gattaca, remember all the screaming about death panels?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

Chuds were the ones comparing the Affordable Care Act to Gattaca, remember all the screaming about death panels?

I like strawberries

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

I like strawberries

The liberals are not extreme left and I am not a chud.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Yaldabaoth posted:

The liberals are not extreme left and I am not a chud.

I don't think you're a chud fwiw


I do think you're communicating your ideas badly. The question is on purpose or not

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

The Bloop posted:

I don't think you're a chud fwiw


I do think you're communicating your ideas badly. The question is on purpose or not

OK, Gattaca features a society that uses dna to discriminate based on a person's health and this is what rightwingers think a liberal nanny state would do even though the idea of a liberal nanny state is completely ridiculous. If the society in Gattaca used DNA to discriminate based on racial purity like some hosed-up 23andme, that would be closer to the society rightwingers want.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Yaldabaoth posted:

OK, Gattaca features a society that uses dna to discriminate based on a person's health and this is what rightwingers think a liberal nanny state would do even though the idea of a liberal nanny state is completely ridiculous. If the society in Gattaca used DNA to discriminate based on racial purity like some hosed-up 23andme, that would be closer to the society rightwingers want.

I hope you don't honestly think this is an improvement.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Time_pants posted:

I hope you don't honestly think this is an improvement.

What's so hard to understand about what I said?

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Mulaney Power Move posted:

say what you want but that man fucks a lot and he has a yacht. i want a yacht, and i want to gently caress more.

Should've had slave owners for parents then, dumny

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
You people are treating me like I'm the guy who got mad at his mom for forcing him to get weighted in a water tub.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
You shouldn't get mad at your mom. She loves you

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yaldabaoth posted:

What's so hard to understand about what I said?

We’re all having a hard time figuring out the point of your bloviated ramblings.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Brother Tadger posted:

We’re all having a hard time figuring out the point of your bloviated ramblings.

I'm arguing that a dystopia can't be rightwing unless they discriminate based on race, gender, and religion. In Gattaca, they use DNA to discriminate based on a person's health, not their race, gender, or religion. Discriminating based on health is what rightwingers think a far left government would do whereas rightwingers care more about race, gender, and religion than physical health.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
And being mean to your mom for some reason

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I’ve never heard a conservative think a left wing socialist state would be using eugenics, they just think taxes will be 50% and gubmint will take their guns. Maybe you know some choice conservatives idk

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Yaldabaoth posted:

I'm arguing that a dystopia can't be rightwing unless they discriminate based on race, gender, and religion. In Gattaca, they use DNA to discriminate based on a person's health, not their race, gender, or religion. Discriminating based on health is what rightwingers think a far left government would do whereas rightwingers care more about race, gender, and religion than physical health.

So you just made all of this bullshit up in your head and are parading it around as if it is a fact, gotcha.

E. Like, if anything, wouldn’t a “left wing” dystopia (I mean I don’t see why a dystopia has to be classified on a political basis but whatever) be more akin to Vonnegut’s short story “Harrison Bergeron” where everyone in the future is forced to be “equal”, such that athletic people are forced to wear weights, beautiful people have to wear masks, smart people have their thoughts randomly interrupted by implanted radios, etc.?

Brother Tadger fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Jul 22, 2022

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Yaldabaoth is a pretty good troll account; hooks a lot of fish.

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Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Sophy Wackles posted:

Yaldabaoth is a pretty good troll account; hooks a lot of fish.

it's a pretty good hook. quibbling over the definition of political poo poo and being a pedant about minor plot details of old nerd movies? goons love to argue about both those things

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