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AITA for kicking my maid of honour and her mother out of my wedding?quote:I (28 f) recently got married to my husband (31 m). It was a big wedding and it was amazing. My best friend L (27 f) was my maid of honour and she helped with all of my wedding plans. She helped me make my wedding what it was and I was extremely grateful. This is really something...
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 03:34 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 14:23 |
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Hughlander posted:AITA for kicking my maid of honour and her mother out of my wedding? Maid of Dishonor
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 03:40 |
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WIBTA for telling my landlord about my neighbor coming into our apartment when we aren't home?quote:I live in a duplex apartment with my boyfriend (26F and 27M). We live on the downstairs floor and have a neighbor upstairs who is a single mom (I think she's around our age, late 20s or early 30s). Her child is f young (under 1) and cries often, but it doesn't bother us and we are understanding of that.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 03:57 |
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AITA for deliberately telling my FMIL the wrong name of our baby?quote:I 23F and my fiancé 25M are expecting a baby girl next month, we’re really excited as this is our first child and we’ve been trying to prepare for parenthood. A lot of our family have been helping us with baby stuff and giving us general advice, they’re also really super excited for her! Especially my FMIL.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:12 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:It seems almost silly to think about now, but about 30 years ago when there was no real internet, outside of maybe a dial-up AOL, pretty much any kind of sex ed that you could get that wasn't in school was hearing what your older siblings or friends would tell you. So needless to say I had no idea the girls could even masturbate until I was well into my twenties. That area was always down there and considered dirty slash only for my boyfriend or husband to use. Relatedly reminded of how for years apparently Cosmo sex tips were infamous for telling young women advice along the lines of 'stick a finger in his butt without warning, he'll like it'
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:16 |
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Soak a cotton swab in Frank's Red Hot and stick it in his urethra before oral sex if you don't like the taste.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:18 |
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It was half that and half smearing food all over each other
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:19 |
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Nancy posted:Honestly even if it was a super quick flip then NTA. "Favour sharking" is a thing where someone does something for you unasked to create an obligation on your part. The parents were gift sharking.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:20 |
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haveblue posted:It was half that and half smearing food all over each other I remember the one where it recommended you blind fold him with his tie then slap his balls. Just a collision of impractical (who are you loving that wears a tie?) and hilarious (don't even ask him, just hit them balls)
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:25 |
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Sorry your standards are so low but that motherfucker better be wearing a tie and spats.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:26 |
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I mean call me jaded, but I kinda don't think it's devious when parents buy a house for their kids under the condition that they stay nearby. The intentions are pretty clear! But I'm not sure even my broke rear end woulda taken the money if I hated the town, five years or no. edit: Relatedly, we turned down any financial assistance from my folks for our wedding, after what they pulled on my sister. My wife contacted a family friend for help with something that'd take five minutes, and was surprised when said acquaintance asked where her invite was. I laughed at told her that's her problem with the numbers, not mine/my side. I think the moral is that there's an onus for accepting things, as most people aren't good enough to give gifts with no expectations. My MIL is a saint and I get spoiled sometimes and forget how normal people work. Serephina fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jul 22, 2022 |
# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:28 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Relatedly reminded of how for years apparently Cosmo sex tips were infamous for telling young women advice along the lines of 'stick a finger in his butt without warning, he'll like it'
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:32 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:"Favour sharking" is a thing where someone does something for you unasked to create an obligation on your part. The parents were gift sharking. Nah, then they would have just pulled out and asked for a bigger favor by saying "and then you sold the house!" They wanted them close and figured buying them out was reasonable. Serephina posted:I mean call me jaded, but I kinda don't think it's devious when parents buy a house for their kids under the condition that they stay nearby. I agree, but they gotta be upfront about that right away, before the house is bought. Maybe they were in this case, the OP obviously knew that's what was up considering they repeatedly sat their mother down to explain that eventually they would move away knowing she wouldn't be happy about it.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:32 |
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And flavor sharking is what Guy Fieri calls oral sex.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:34 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA? My Best Friend Got 3 Readings On Me Behind My Back. https://twitter.com/katiestonemakes/status/1535744190436388869
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:34 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Sorry your standards are so low but that motherfucker better be wearing a tie and spats. Ties are for service employees and people who have to be in court, and, I guess, dangerously alcoholic detectives
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:34 |
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Megillah Gorilla posted:"Favour sharking" is a thing where someone does something for you unasked to create an obligation on your part. The parents were gift sharking. Here's a house do do do do dodo Take this house do do do do dodo Never leave do do do do dodo You betrayed me do do do do dodo
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:35 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And flavor sharking is what Guy Fieri calls oral sex. and now so do I
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:36 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Relatedly reminded of how for years apparently Cosmo sex tips were infamous for telling young women advice along the lines of 'stick a finger in his butt without warning, he'll like it' Barudak posted:I remember the one where it recommended you blind fold him with his tie then slap his balls. Just a collision of impractical (who are you loving that wears a tie?) and hilarious (don't even ask him, just hit them balls) Perhaps the Cosmo sex-tip team was chock full of hard-core sadiists just continually egging each other on. "This month, branding and scarification moves that will drive your man wild."
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:37 |
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Hobnob posted:Ah, this must be the soft pegging I was hearing about. Cosmo: "We have such sex moves to show youuu"
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:39 |
Cosmo: "15 sex moves using your knee that will drive him WILD!" Teen Vogue: "Capitalism must be crushed and the scourge of the billionaire class must be eradicated"
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:43 |
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I mean really, don't ever accept things like this from family. I'm sure there are some truly aspirational exceptions to this rule, but it's generally a bad idea. Edit: "this" being cosmo magazine, not a house We accepted a 40k gift from my in laws when we were buying a home. I didn't want it, but they fell all over themselves saying it was truly a gift, that all they wanted was for us to pay it forward when our kid was grown. My wife said no, we'll take the money but pay you back. My MIL insisted it was fine, but we started paying them back about 5k twice a year. Year 3, bad poo poo goes down, and we have a falling out. Now MIL is telling the whole family how we took advantage of them and aren't even paying them interest. You know, on the gift. It's so bad my wife's grandmother won't speak to her anymore because she thinks we're assholes. MIL demands the balance, all at once. Fine whatever, thank God we're blessed to be in a positron to make it work. We sell the house, move, and pay her the balance.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:43 |
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Hey ladies, do you know what else crochet hooks can be used for?
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:45 |
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Sounds painful.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:50 |
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sephiRoth IRA posted:We accepted a 40k gift from my in laws when we were buying a home. I didn't want it, but they fell all over themselves saying it was truly a gift, that all they wanted was for us to pay it forward when our kid was grown. weird to get a land raider from your parents but maybe they’re just trying to make sure their grandkid doesn’t pick up necrons
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:53 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Hey ladies, do you know what else crochet hooks can be used for? I keep telling you, earwax should come out naturally. Stop being weird
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 04:59 |
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when she gave me that swift kick to the balls I knew she was the one
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 05:15 |
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Mx. posted:AITA for deliberately telling my FMIL the wrong name of our baby? A million reasons to go no contact, goddamn Just keep telling her fake names, I guess? That could be kinda comical But then go NC
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 05:21 |
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DeeplyConcerned posted:when she gave me that swift kick to the balls I knew she was the one That's literally how my aunt met the father of her children lmao
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 05:25 |
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The Maroon Hawk posted:That's literally how my aunt met the father of her children lmao Well now you have to tell us the story.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 05:46 |
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Captain Hygiene posted:AITA? My Best Friend Got 3 Readings On Me Behind My Back. The_Franz posted:i'm not sure how to respond as i have no goddamn idea what any of that word salad means Tarot cards, I think.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 05:59 |
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Its some kind of psychic reading, could be tarot could be palms could be cutting open a goose and inspecting its liver dots. What matters is I don't want to offer advice, I decline to provide service, please take your business elsewhere
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 06:01 |
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AITA for ruining my sister’s boyfriends plan to propose on our family trip to spread my dads ashes?quote:My (28f) sister (38f) has been absolutely livid with me and has been distant ever since she found out that I was adamantly against that her boyfriend (41m) is planning to propose on our family trip to Ireland to spread my dads ashes. It happening on this trip bothers me for a number of reasons. 1) this trip is about my dad. His final wishes were to have his ashes spread in Ireland and we are doing it over the 1 year memorial. 2) my mom is paying for the whole trip for everyone including the bf. First class international flights, 5 star stay for a week. I feel like he’s capitalizing on this free trip to make it “special” when he really just can’t afford to take her to Ireland on his own dime so he’s doing it on my moms. 3) who wants their engagement date around the date of their dads death? 4) i feel like this is akin to proposing at a funeral. Who does that!!! Time and place, buddy.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 06:42 |
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boyfriend kneels to propose just as the wind blows the ashes over everyone else's face, big lebowski style
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 06:44 |
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moonmazed posted:boyfriend kneels to propose just as the wind blows the ashes over everyone else's face, big lebowski style It's what dad would've wanted
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WIBTA for not giving my partner, my car and car of their dreams?quote:Me (30m) and partner (75m), we've been together for nearly 10 years i... i couldn't read any further
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 07:37 |
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Foo Diddley posted:WIBTA for not giving my partner, my car and car of their dreams? Seems fine, Edit: Heteronormativity strikes again. Barudak fucked around with this message at 09:29 on Jul 22, 2022 |
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Barudak posted:Seems fine, she'll get it back soon with little mileage added
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 09:10 |
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PancakeTransmission posted:One sentence and you couldn't even read it right Is the average life expectancy for men way higher than I thought or did I miss he had numenorian ancestry? Im leaving this as a testament to my confusion thinking I got the ages wrong, laffo Barudak fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Jul 22, 2022 |
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Lemniscate Blue posted:AITA for ruining my sister’s boyfriends plan to propose on our family trip to spread my dads ashes? People seem really bound up in the whole idea of an event proposal - done as a surprise in some exotic or at least interesting location, in public, with a big gesture. Is this some romcom thing? In my circle, the couple usually agrees among themselves and then just announces it. There was a spate of men proposing at sport games while they were on the camera. I remember at least one woman's extended refusal while everyone tried to talk her into it.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 09:28 |