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A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006
Remember, it's only the Illuminati if it's from Bavaria. Otherwise it's just sparkling global conspiracy.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Well, they like that it's from Germany. But southern germany? Ugh

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
If we get rid of the Italian satellites, how am I going to tune in to Italian senate hearings?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

A.o.D. posted:

Remember, it's only the Illuminati if it's from Bavaria. Otherwise it's just sparkling global conspiracy.

I'm pretty sure the Bavarian Illuminati is basically just an offshoot of freemasonry, so really, on the grand scale, it's only a part of the sparkling global conspiracy.

That global conspiracy? Aliens. Giorgio Tsoukalos has been right all along. He communicates with the aliens using his hair as an antenna.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/centcom/status/1551057407882760194?s=21&t=Dy827WNsTYq9y46vCfzWxQ

In response to Turkish drone strike on the vehicle she was in.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
This guy doesn’t seem very smart

https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1550900270338637825?s=21&t=An9szO7NEAx2wdXciLtASQ

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

He's the opposite of very smart.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008


Is this guy insinuating that Guam doesn't exist and was created as a secret US government plot to start WWIII?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

psydude posted:

Is this guy insinuating that Guam doesn't exist and was created as a secret US government plot to start WWIII?

No, he's only just now learned about it and because he's Very Smart that means it's very important now.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

McNally posted:

No, he's only just now learned about it and because he's Very Smart that means it's very important now.

Ah. It's like when I first discovered shallots.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Among his previous greatest hits was going to a Polish army base at the start of the war in Ukraine, not being let on, asking the gate guards what the Americans were up to in Europe, and being told “I dunno, I’m just the gate guard.” He took a photo of a Polish cargo truck.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Who is he? Other than a dummy.

lol obscure overseas territory of guam.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Guam is the island of misfit children and is effectively cheap tropical vegas

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?
Wow, just wait until he gets to the part of the Wikipedia page about American Samoa.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Spoggerific posted:

If we get rid of the Italian satellites, how am I going to tune in to Italian senate hearings?

There are other ways to find porn, they just aren't as easy

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

I was doing some Wikipedia sleuthing, and did you know that the United States once had a battleship called the USS Maine, that blew up...in Cuba? Little known facts of American history, I wonder how the press and public at the time handled such an incredible accident.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

the footage of dude's 2009 arrest for seeking an Ann Coulter autograph too enthusiastically is some primo poo poo

https://twitter.com/haramcart/status/1437608552395378690?s=20&t=DXpvhngyXQ9BBzEhFSTWng

Although, he can legitimately say the entire college class stood up and clapped.

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Jul 24, 2022

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

McNally posted:

No, he's only just now learned about it and because he's Very Smart that means it's very important now.

What do you want from him? It's not like Guam has been a strategic and political linchpin in the Pacific for *checks notes* 450 years or anything.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Elviscat posted:

What do you want from him? It's not like Guam has been a strategic and political linchpin in the Pacific for *checks notes* 450 years or anything.

A lot of people don't know that.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Untagged posted:

Wow, just wait until he gets to the part of the Wikipedia page about American Samoa.

I'm sure he'll claim the Virgin Islands are so named because that's where the Democrats take their pizza parlor trafficking victims to be groomed as sex slaves.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Stultus Maximus posted:

A lot of people don't know that.

Absolutely, but an American political journalist probably shouldn't be one of those a lot of people, and his wide eyed "check out this crazy place I just learned about called GUAM!" Tweet about it is hilarious.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Elviscat posted:

Absolutely, but an American political journalist probably shouldn't be one of those a lot of people, and his wide eyed "check out this crazy place I just learned about called GUAM!" Tweet about it is hilarious.

A lot of people don't know

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Right over my head with that one.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Terrifying Effigies posted:

I was doing some Wikipedia sleuthing, and did you know that the United States once had a battleship called the USS Maine, that blew up...in Cuba? Little known facts of American history, I wonder how the press and public at the time handled such an incredible accident.

It's a pretty famous case of the media whipping the public into a war frenzy.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

davecrazy posted:

It's a pretty famous case of the media whipping the public into a war frenzy.

:thejoke:

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
:smug: They don't teach you that in high school history class actually, I never cracked open the textbook and played tetris on my graphing calculator in class every day, so who can say?

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
I remember learning about all the coolest American war events and how manifest destiny was pretty chill and the US didn't really do anything too wrong with the American Indians (God's will) and also our teacher left late in the school year to go start a new job (Secret Service agent). That was back at the turn of the century. Said teacher has very cool opinions on how brave cops are.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
BREAKING: Biden cleans plate, like a dog!

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

psydude posted:

Ah. It's like when I first discovered shallots.

Shallots have always been Very Important. :hmmyes:

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Terrifying Effigies posted:

I was doing some Wikipedia sleuthing, and did you know that the United States once had a battleship called the USS Maine, that blew up...in Cuba? Little known facts of American history, I wonder how the press and public at the time handled such an incredible accident.

https://twitter.com/BeijingPalmer/status/1549824312495988737?s=20&t=g7_MZHjWLwe4NxVeG1oXaw

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/education/2022/07/21/florida-education-program-military-veterans-teach/10117107002/

quote:

Last week, the Florida Department of Education announced that military veterans, as well as their spouses, would receive a five-year voucher that allows them to teach in the classroom despite not receiving a degree to do so. It's a move tied to the $8.6 million the state announced would be used to expand career and workforce training opportunities for military veterans and their spouses.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Anyone who takes that will find out why those schools are desperate enough to hire unqualified vets.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Stultus Maximus posted:

Anyone who takes that will find out why those schools are desperate enough to hire unqualified vets.

Like every other "labor shortage" situation, it's unwillingness to pay for qualified labor. Cheaper to throw in some people who have never had anything even similar to training on childhood education. Hopefully no one with enhanced interrogation training is in the hiring pool.

The military spouses provision is especially insane. No one in the planning process for this law pointed out that is absolutely not a qualification for anything?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

AreWeDrunkYet posted:


The military spouses provision is especially insane. No one in the planning process for this law pointed out that is absolutely not a qualification for anything?

That's not true. They'll be teaching a whole new generation of milspouses how to participate in MLM schemes.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Being a military spouse who finds leveraging that position to become an unlicensed teacher appealing is absolutely a good qualification for probably being the kind of person who would indoctrinate christofascism without having to be told to

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
It'll be fine, guys. The kids taught by those vets and spouses will be able to get into the army without a HS equivalency diploma thanks to the new waivers going out. They'll be able to get jobs and their GED in the army.

Wrong Theory
Aug 27, 2005

Satellite from days of old, lead me to your access code

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Like every other "labor shortage" situation, it's unwillingness to pay for qualified labor. Cheaper to throw in some people who have never had anything even similar to training on childhood education. Hopefully no one with enhanced interrogation training is in the hiring pool.

The military spouses provision is especially insane. No one in the planning process for this law pointed out that is absolutely not a qualification for anything?

My "Hardest Job in the Military" bumper sticker has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my bumper sticker.

I would be less worried about enhanced interrogation and more worried about pedos and people prone to anger though. Like this fine upstanding young man: (old video but was new to me a couple weeks ago!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g7BY6sRhnU

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Like every other "labor shortage" situation, it's unwillingness to pay for qualified labor.

Oh it's more than that. The schools most in need of teachers are going to be some combination of underfunded, poorly led, loaded with discipline problems, high concentration of special needs or ELL...
The ones that most of the actually qualified teachers transfer out of at the earliest opportunity.

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Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
This is how you infiltrate and indoctrinate.

The fascist agenda crawls along.

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