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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

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nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
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haha hahahaha i just wanted to post this. Surely at this point their are trolling?

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

A lovely example of when you can judge a political statement by considering whether saying the opposite makes any sense at all.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



helyeah #2 its about time somebody is

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1551537761500336129?s=20&t=ruC65Gg9jf1hI21KMmJ9Lg

chief keith losing in advance

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

*aaron bastani voice* say what you like, he certainly wouldnt be my choice, but theres no denying starmer is skilled at messaging

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
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These days, they'll put you in jail just for being distinctly British.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

nawilo_420 posted:

These days, they'll put you in jail just for being distinctly British.

inshallah

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

kamala starmer: and the focus of our investment on boosting productivity, will be focused, and energised. and that energy will be in partnership with companies. and companies of communities, focused and energised about financial responsibility. and of course, distinctively british. thank you

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


So was the runoff election in the 1922 committee not like instant? When does Liz Truss rise to her rightful crown?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

projecthalaxy posted:

So was the runoff election in the 1922 committee not like instant? When does Liz Truss rise to her rightful crown?

it gets whittled down to the top two between MPs and tossed to party members to decide. There's a couple hundred thousand of them

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

they should probably start paying for the premium tier of whatever website is generating these

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

you wont believe these 5 simple tricks to promote growth in your distinctively british region! europeans HATE it!

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




Holy poo poo not one of those is a thing

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
https://twitter.com/stromo_/status/1550827864739782656

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



And being distinctly british is like that upper class twit skit where the final objective is blowing their brains out

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


i say swears online posted:

it gets whittled down to the top two between MPs and tossed to party members to decide. There's a couple hundred thousand of them

I see, thank you.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

nawilo_420 posted:

im sorry, but did the labour leader actually say that the most important thing is economic growth?

and also that he is not ideological?

lmao

But you see, we have to make the pie bigger, not argue about how the pie gets divided up, because I have a disease that makes me permanently think it's 1996

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Imagine being so poo poo that you lose a general election to Liz Truss?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

keep punching joe posted:

Imagine being so poo poo that you lose a general election to Liz Truss?

You better start believing in ghost stories

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

keep punching joe posted:

Imagine being so poo poo that you lose a general election to Liz Truss?

Gender swapped Hillary Clinton versus Trump.

He knows exactly what he believes and it's awful versus she doesn't really know what she's saying and it's awful.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
On the SUCCESSES of a DISTINCTLY BRITISH economy;

Sir JOHN HERBERT for THE DAILY MAIL;
29th March, 1942.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

keep punching joe posted:

Imagine being so poo poo that you lose a general election to Liz Truss?

Don't forget the cool bit of voter suppression the Tories got in that nobody in the press ever mentions

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Jose posted:

Don't forget the cool bit of voter suppression the Tories got in that nobody in the press ever mentions
oh right, keith isn't cool

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
Nationalize things?? No no no, spread economic power

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Tom Smykowski posted:

Nationalize things?? No no no, spread economic power
like butter over too much bread

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
or too little lube over too much cock

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
have they called off the debate yet? that's tonight, isn't it?

nawilo_420
Nov 24, 2021
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What about... spreading economic power to workers by giving them ownership of the means of production? 🤔

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
i see perfidious albion's long term con to support an eastern european war to trick europe into giving it eurovision has finally borne fruit

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

MikeCrotch posted:

But you see, we have to make the pie bigger, not argue about how the pie gets divided up, because I have a disease that makes me permanently think it's 1996

Also I will pretend that giving more of it to people who will actually eat it doesn't just make the pie get bigger all by itself

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



It should be mandatory to do all voxpops for TV in Glasgow. Like this hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

90s Cringe Rock posted:

have they called off the debate yet? that's tonight, isn't it?

get them on 8 out of 10 cats or shooting stars

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

forkboy84 posted:

It should be mandatory to do all voxpops for TV in Glasgow. Like this hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

Knew exactly what this would be before clicking on the link

TOO BAD. TOO BAD

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

Quotey posted:

get them on 8 out of 10 cats or shooting stars

hignfy

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


forkboy84 posted:

It should be mandatory to do all voxpops for TV in Glasgow. Like this hero https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUlj48Rvp1c

love this woman

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

also the sound ian hislop makes when he cums

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
A reminder that when the David Cameron pig story came out they were cracking jokes on the hignfy episode after they were obviously cracking loads of jokes about it. Ian hislop was miserable the whole episode and eventually told everyone to grow up. Anyway he was part of the same uni society that made Cameron stick his dick in a pigs head

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Black Mirror was a documentary?

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

90s Cringe Rock posted:

or too little lube over too much cock

the future PM would disagree

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