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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
lol is his argument "people were paying attention to the fact that a bunch of elementary school kids were slaughtered and that's fuckin' sus" jfc

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
okay ive never seen jones this tranquil and he's been staring at a picture of a tree for an hour they must have doped him up

Tristesse
Feb 23, 2006

Chasing the dream.

Robo Reagan posted:

okay ive never seen jones this tranquil and he's been staring at a picture of a tree for an hour they must have doped him up

Keep an eye on his skin color. He's slowly getting redder.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they slipped some chamomile and valerian root in his chili this morning

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

its all nice on rice posted:

It's TYOOL 2022. Can we get a digital whiteboard in here?

Sure if they prepared in any way whatsoever I'm sure they could have had all kinds of stuff in there.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Alex didn't do anything wrong yet he apologized for the coverage.
That totally checks out.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Tree Dude posted:

Sure if they prepared in any way whatsoever I'm sure they could have had all kinds of stuff in there.

prosecution had a slick powerpoint presentation including videos lol

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
lmao I like how he took on the "Clinton, Bush, Obama" administrations

leaving someone out there :thunk:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
reminder that some of the parents who lost children at sandy hook had to pack up and leave their community and change their identities because jones' followers wouldn't stop harassing them to the point of death threats

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
If Alex Jones was just even slightly smarter/quieter he would not be in court with a judge smoking the rear end in a top hat out of him.

But he isn't/wasn't lol

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Revins posted:

reminder that some of the parents who lost children at sandy hook had to pack up and leave their community and change their identities because jones' followers wouldn't stop harassing them to the point of death threats

Also multiple parents had to have their children's bodies moved and put in unmarked graves so they could visit them without being harassed

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


haljordan posted:

Didn't Alex Jones in fact claim a bunch of times that nobody was actually killed

Many many many times.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
2016 election!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
BUT HILLARY

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
OFC THEY BRING UP HILLARY

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
TRIB

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



It was HILLARY ALL ALONG!

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
beyond parody holy poo poo

criminal crimes

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Fentry posted:

It was HILLARY ALL ALONG!

WE CAN'T KEEP LETTING HER GET AWAY WITH IT

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Fentry posted:

It was HILLARY ALL ALONG!

"Who's that murdering everything
It was Hillary all along!"

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

BigglesSWE posted:

OFC THEY BRING UP HILLARY

In one of the depos of him he states Clinton is behind this (or the other suits) a few times.

Halirous it's brought up now

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
I've long felt the right-wing obsession with Hillary is veering into really creepy territory but this is lol

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




where was hillary on the day of the so called shooting, and why exactly did she need to delete all those emails?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

where was hillary on the day of the so called shooting, and why exactly did she need to delete all those emails?

each email was a receipt for the purchase of one bullet

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Who cares about hillary clinton in 2022?

Alex Jones does!

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

EorayMel posted:

Who cares about hillary clinton in 2022?

Alex Jones does!

A numbing amount of Americans does, for some ungodly reason.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
please no one let hillary know anyone still cares even if its fuckwad

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1551971955544170497

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Jones’s gonna want to eat an entire 5-gallon bucket of chili in hopes that the oncoming amnesia will make him forget the pathetic defense his lawyers are putting up.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What do we need now for a bingo, some 9/11 and/or obama birth certificate stuff?

Or maybe just flat-out saying the judge is jewish like its some kind of legal grand slam

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
"I think the court has already clarified" *walks off frame*

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
"I think the court has already clarified that" is lawyer-speak for "uuuuuuh I didn't really get that so I'll just nod along".

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

EorayMel posted:

What do we need now for a bingo, some 9/11 and/or obama birth certificate stuff?

Or maybe just flat-out saying the judge is jewish like its some kind of legal grand slam

Judge is a paid op by Soros

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
four

big

reasons

:aaa:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
what you claim he believes now doesn't change the 27+ hours fuckwad spent crying "false flag crisis actors!!!!" (in order to sell brain pills and suckle up to the NRA)




EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Lmao how long are these pauses by this guy's speeches

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Digital Jedi posted:

Judge is a paid op by Soros

DEMOCRAT JUDGE!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
this lawyer is such a garbage orator lmao

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Cicero he ain't.

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:siren: fox news namedrop :siren:

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