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Remember rule #1: The lawyer who lies deserves to lose! 
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The Walrus posted:this lawyer is such a garbage orator lmao i mean it's really difficult to make a michelin star meal out of the garbage in a dumpster
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Jul 26, 2022 17:52
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Not sure saying "the lawyer who lies deserves to lose" is a good idea while you are actively lying
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Jul 26, 2022 17:52
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I wonder if the thought has crossed his mind "You know, I probably shouldn't have picked this fight with REALITY. There were so many other fights I could have picked and won"
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Jul 26, 2022 17:52
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"no one died at sandy hook"
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Jul 26, 2022 17:52
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IM GONN GIVEW YOU 4 REASONS *gives three separate hedging 'you will see that, the mindset of, the nature of partcipation - before getting to the first reason* oh we're on four now good
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Jul 26, 2022 17:53
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I'm just laughing at this guy making 5 second pauses constantly
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Jul 26, 2022 17:54
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Talk show host huh.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:54
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drat that Adam Lanza guy sounds like a real dick
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Jul 26, 2022 17:54
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my client didn't literally shoot those kids your honor so I don't see what we're even doing here
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Jul 26, 2022 17:55
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I love the judge's response to the objection. "He can say this, just has to show it."
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Jul 26, 2022 17:55
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Another personal injury attorney dig lmao. Bankston might shank this guy.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:55
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Ah, the "Pobody's nerfect" defence. Let's see how it pans out.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:55
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funeral home DJ posted:Jones’s gonna want to eat an entire 5-gallon bucket of chili in hopes that the oncoming amnesia will make him forget the pathetic defense his lawyers are putting up. Nah, he will do it unleash a dirty bomb in the courtroom in order to get a mistrial.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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Seth Pecksniff posted:i mean it's really difficult to make a michelin star meal out of the garbage in a dumpster no but its basic poo poo like after you say "i'm gonna give 4 reasons" you just GIVE THE FUCKIN REASONS
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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He lost access to all the internet!! He's already suffered enough! E: Ah poo poo he was cancelled
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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white rear end trial using the defense "he said he was soooorrryyyy you guys!"
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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Alex Jones has apologized and Alex Jones has already been punished because he has lost all his access to the internet because of this case. He pays the price everyday when someone goes on the street and goes "YOU KILLED THE CHILDREN"  THE TEXTURE OF REALITY
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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"ALEX JONES IS CANCELLED" thank gently caress I wasnt aware
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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In true right-wing headspace spirit, in the end, it's Alex Jones that's the victim.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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lol do people daily throw coffee on alex jones in the street? that's great.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:56
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No one can hear our side of the story!! I yell to the cameras broadcasting to the internet in frustration
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Jul 26, 2022 17:57
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The Great Satan was my favorite fist of the north star villain
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Jul 26, 2022 17:57
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this man is not a caricature, some kind of red faced talking heaaaaaa oh wait.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:57
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What a time to be alive. NO loving GUM
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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"I look forward to presenting this case", he lies.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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cubicle gangster posted:lol do people daily throw coffee on alex jones in the street? that's great. If you find a shirtless Alex on a moonlit night and throw coffee on him while chanting "SANDY HOOK! SANDY HOOK!" he turns into a frog. E: NO GUM IN THIS COURTROOM.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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this judge is a dick
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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My drinking game was to take a shot every time “personal injury lawyers” was mentioned and I’m dead now. RIP me, thanks for the good thread.
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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No gum 
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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I still keep going back to how it was 'Hilry' that trump was up against in the election, according to this lawyer. one syllable. just been spitting it with venom for years. also lmao the judge laying down the gum law
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Jul 26, 2022 17:58
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this judge is kind of doing it for me a bit
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Jul 26, 2022 17:59
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let's play judge or third grade teacher
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Jul 26, 2022 17:59
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Jul 26, 2022 18:00
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curious who was chewing the gum
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Jul 26, 2022 18:00
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Alex got some jowls huh.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:00
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Alex has plenty of time to eat while the lawyers are talking. Doesn't even have to go to calls.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:00
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I swear each time Alex's lawyer said "conspiracy theory" I think I saw Alex wince a little bit.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:01
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I would love for them to forget they're being livestreamed right now and say something dumb e: lol alex just did finger guns at the camera while walking out of the room. PLEASE show that clip to the jury when everyone gets back from lunch.
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