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Robo Reagan posted:this judge is a dick Look at the assholes she's dealing with
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Jul 26, 2022 18:02
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cubicle gangster posted:I would love for them to forget they're being livestreamed right now and say something dumb Alex's lawyer just told Alex to stop talking because the audio was still going, so close!
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Jul 26, 2022 18:03
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cubicle gangster posted:I would love for them to forget they're being livestreamed right now and say something dumb definitely potential for a Robert Durst moment during these breaks. Burp. Piell posted:Alex's lawyer just told Alex to stop talking because the audio was still going, so close! Oh, drat.
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Grand Fromage posted:Look at the assholes she's dealing with "No gum or soda allowed" is unironically the exact level of maturity a person like Alex Jones should be dealt with and I am glad for it. IMO.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:03
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Piell posted:Alex's lawyer just told Alex to stop talking because the audio was still going, so close! the finger guns alex did to the camera while walking out of the room smiling was insane. i really hope the judge finds out he did that.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:04
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If anyone hasn't listened to them, Knowledge Fight covered the depositions for this trial. The prosecuting attorneys show up for a few, too, to explain stuff. https://knowledgefight.libsyn.com/size/25/?search=Deposition
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if you have opportunity to poo poo on alex jones for anything you are obligated to take it the judge was just following the code
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Jul 26, 2022 18:04
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Alex Jones is the kind of guy who would go "THE JUDGE ALLOWED CHEWING OF GUM WHILE IT WAS NOT ALLOWED, MISTRIAL, HILLARY CONSPIRACY!"
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Jul 26, 2022 18:05
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cubicle gangster posted:the finger guns alex did to the camera while walking out of the room smiling was insane. i really hope the judge finds out he did that.  red19fire posted:They’re smiling like that was some Atticus Finch opening statement and this win is in the bag already. lol
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cubicle gangster posted:the finger guns alex did to the camera while walking out of the room smiling was insane. i really hope the judge finds out he did that.  also DE is always relevant
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cubicle gangster posted:I would love for them to forget they're being livestreamed right now and say something dumb They’re smiling like that was some Atticus Finch opening statement and this win is in the bag already. E: also :goddamn: Jones is rotund.
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Where are the 33,000 sticks of Juicy Fruit, Killary?
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Has anybody mentioned that Alex Jones can't be held responsible for his statements because he made them after eating a big bowl of chili yet
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Jul 26, 2022 18:07
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So the defense is basically that they shouldn't have to pay moneys because 'being Alex Jones' is already punishment enough.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:07
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its all nice on rice posted:If anyone hasn't listened to them, Knowledge Fight covered the depositions for this trial. The prosecuting attorneys show up for a few, too, to explain stuff. The one prosecuting attorney on the show is exactly the kind of swaggering dick you want going after a shithead like Jones and I love that dude. Also, it’s heartening to know that people have been sending money into his office saying they want to help fund the case, but he and his partners are doing this pro bono and are donating it to some charity. I choose to believe he is doing it free because he hates Jones for being a little poo poo.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:08
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red19fire posted:They’re smiling like that was some Atticus Finch opening statement and this win is in the bag already. What made me laugh was they said to eachother "Truth Wins" They have their own catchphrase for the case they already lost
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funeral home DJ posted:I choose to believe he is doing it free because he hates Jones for being a little poo poo. I think he said that. The move with the gummy worm intimidation is so good.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:09
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I always dip chewing tobacco in court to assert dominance over beta judges. I'm in contempt basically all the time. I'm in contempt right now.
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EorayMel posted:
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funeral home DJ posted:The one prosecuting attorney on the show is exactly the kind of swaggering dick you want going after a shithead like Jones and I love that dude. Also, it’s heartening to know that people have been sending money into his office saying they want to help fund the case, but he and his partners are doing this pro bono and are donating it to some charity. yeah, a lot of people are pursuing jones not just out of personal dislike, but because they think that on principle you should not be able to profit from calling the parents of murdered children liars and agents of the state, and spur harassment campaigns against them after this trial is over, jones has ANOTHER trial in connecticut dealing more directly with the parents of murdered sandy hook kids. he's already tried to settle out of court and they unanimously told him to go gently caress himself and to face the judgement of the court in a full civil trial
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Jul 26, 2022 18:12
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kntfkr posted:I never got this thought it lets you throw out finger guns at comedically inappropriate times, it rules
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Jul 26, 2022 18:13
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Grand Fromage posted:I think he said that. Hahaha I had forgot about that and it fuckin’ rules. I want to find that portion of the interview on Knowledge Fight so I can share it with the thread but you’d all enjoy the entire episode if you haven’t listened to it. I’m pretty sure it’s this episode that contains the gummy worm disposition stuff but could be wrong.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:14
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Do you think Alex Jones has ever gotten stuck in a cauldron of chili winnie the pooh style?
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phobo posted:Do you think Alex Jones has ever gotten stuck in a cauldron of chili winnie the pooh style?
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phobo posted:Do you think Alex Jones has ever gotten stuck in a cauldron of chili winnie the pooh style? ...how else do you picture him sleeping??
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Jul 26, 2022 18:16
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I forgot this isn't a Knowledge Fight thread. The gummy worm thing he brings in a five pound bag of gummy worms to ostentatiously eat throughout the deposition. If the person being deposed asks for one he says he didn't bring enough to share.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:18
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https://twitter.com/brie_san11/status/1551971907695771648?s=20&t=ss1havKkxVXNpYTNFoi7vA Jones always going to Jones
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kntfkr posted:I never got this thought When you meet Siileng successfully pass a passive composure check (Medium difficulty 5).
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Jul 26, 2022 18:28
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Digital Jedi posted:https://twitter.com/brie_san11/status/1551971907695771648?s=20&t=ss1havKkxVXNpYTNFoi7vA The full interview https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnP5F8VXxv4
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Jul 26, 2022 18:39
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Piell posted:The full interview The fact that he stopped, put on his protest tape and then IMMEDIATELY ripped it off to talk to the press That’s it that’s Alex Jones
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Jul 26, 2022 18:50
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Approx when does the lunch break end?
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teen witch posted:Approx when does the lunch break end? The judge first said that court would be reconvening at 1:30 PM local time but also mentioned that they'd need to be back by one, so I'm guessing it's somewhere between then.
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teen witch posted:The fact that he stopped, put on his protest tape and then IMMEDIATELY ripped it off to talk to the press wonder what its like to have such a lack of self-awareness
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Jul 26, 2022 18:58
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So in two or 32 minutes, the fun should begin again.
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funeral home DJ posted:The judge first said that court would be reconvening at 1:30 PM local time but also mentioned that they'd need to be back by one, so I'm guessing it's somewhere between then. teen witch posted:Approx when does the lunch break end? Lawyers need to be back at 1 (ie about now), court restarts in half an hour
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He is no Wolfman Jack. Aroo.
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Alex Jones reminds me of some sort of red Slimer. Right before they deliver the ruling, a bunch of men in jumpsuits are going to burst into the courtroom and use their proton packs to trap him in an ecto prison.
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Commodore_64 posted:Alex Jones reminds me of some sort of red Slimer. Right before they deliver the ruling, a bunch of men in jumpsuits are going to burst into the courtroom and use their proton packs to trap him in an ecto prison. Thanks for that mental image of Alex Jones shoveling like 300 hotdogs down his throat simultaneously.
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Piell posted:The full interview holy gently caress here's a particularly infuriating tidbit from his little hallway "This is going to go down as one of the greatest show trials in history, even going back to nazi germany" the gently caress you just say
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