Shoehead posted:She insists on paying everyone in cash so there isn't a paper trail. None of us can get loans. To remedy this she decided we could have SOME bank transfers as a treat and sends the pair of us €100 of whatever we've made each week to our accounts. We still cannot get loans. Sometimes, she forgets to do this. Today, she has forgotten her bank password. It's your paycheck, there is supposed to be a paper trail. Otherwise, how does she prove she paid her employees? I hope she gets audited (after you get out).
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 17:17 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:15 |
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Incidentally, you should probably tip off the Revenue Agency. After you get out
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 17:45 |
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Review your personal tax returns and obtain advice before reporting anything to the tax administration. It sounds as if your payroll wasn’t properly handled. Depending on how you handled your income tax return, you might have unreported income.
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 17:56 |
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Machai posted:It's your paycheck, there is supposed to be a paper trail. Otherwise, how does she prove she paid her employees? I hope she gets audited (after you get out). Lol file an unpaid wages claim
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 19:25 |
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evilpicard posted:Lol file an unpaid wages claim
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 21:34 |
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Someone who knows where I'm from got in touch with some relevant tax advice for my country I'm waiting til I know if this other job is a go to quit.. I should maybe.. tell my coworker to run as far as she can too..
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 21:56 |
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Please be in Germany Please be in Germany Please be in Germany
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# ? Jul 22, 2022 22:30 |
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Rasputin on the Ritz posted:Please be in Germany Please be in Germany Please be in Germany The Finanzamt + Zoll will be on that like nothing
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 03:06 |
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Shoehead posted:Its a situation that sometimes I can only look at in tiny pieces, because lookin at all of it makes me freak out. I'm supposed to have a zoom interview with someone soon in a different shop, they keep getting busy though, so hopefully by the time we talk I'm not a nervous wreak. I'm currently in with a single appointment scheduled for 5pm today which means I'm stuck just waiting for it all day. I might try reschedule.. But I'll leave you with this brain teaser. You said it smells right? She doesn't shower.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 03:18 |
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I'm a janitor for the in-house restaurants at a local(ish) hotel over in the tourist area. I got hired because two janitors (a morning shift and a night shift, each scheduled to be 8 hours) isn't enough to cope with any hiccups or problems that come up and require someone to need extra time off. One of my coworkers, the janitor who prefers to do the night shift, is a Boomer lady who's somewhere between her 50s and 60s. She keeps calling out sick, and I don't think I've ever seen her wear a mask properly; I'd say I've never seen her wear one, but she did put one on...her arm, to give the "I'm wearing one" malicious compliance when the managers started insisting everyone mask up again, after I had to take time off because I caught Covid. She also doesn't use PPE (gloves when using chemicals? Don't be a weenie!) and exclusively picks the hardest, most labour intensive method to do a task when given the opportunity. Why use a Swiffer mop with a rag on it to wipe table bases when you can get on your hands and knees and do that poo poo by hand? And using the Swiffer mop to do the windows is just lazy, really. And let's not move boxes of necessary stuff down off of shelves, let's climb the shelves like a monkey to get the box and grab what we need! Surprising no one, she is of the opinion that catching Covid is inevitable and just happens, and is currently off for what's either croup or pneumonia. The time before this, she called out because her hands and arms hurt too much for her to work and I ended up having to do seven straight shifts to cover for her, five of them the night shift. Other stupidity: there is currently nothing preventing guests from coming up to the restaurant floor, after we've closed. This is, uh, not particularly safe for the night shift janitor, because by the time you're finishing up your tasks? It's at least an hour past when you were scheduled to leave, and you're completely alone. It is, at least, a union job and I'll get benefits once I've worked enough hours to qualify. And my manager was horrified by the safety issue once I pointed it out to her.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 05:02 |
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Shoehead posted:Oh I'll alright I can fix her
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 05:22 |
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ben shapino posted:I can fix her That's a super hard mode, there's an achievement for that one.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 05:28 |
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Okay, my schedule just changed so that I only have Tuesday and Thursday off next week (instead of the Tuesday to Friday block that I had had prior to the change), and my two new shifts are 8.5 hours. I texted my manager, asking about it and if this is intended, because wtf. It is, unfortunately if it's on purpose, legal since employers only need to give 24 consecutive uninterrupted hours free from work per work week, not 2 consecutive days. The hours is weird since they've only ever scheduled me for 8 hour shifts before, and it isn't legal to require me to work more than 8 hour shifts if it's not the norm for the work place and there hasn't been an electronic or written agreement between me and them about it. I'm hoping I get my 4 day block back, I was looking forward to being able to rest.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 07:02 |
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So are you actually where the address on that cardboard box says, or is it a red herring?
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 11:46 |
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goatface posted:So are you actually where the address on that cardboard box says, or is it a red herring? Can you read that?!
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 11:59 |
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Some of it. Enough to tie down a country, county and town.
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 12:18 |
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Oh I'm cool with that, you can get that from my post history
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# ? Jul 23, 2022 13:14 |
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i swear to god if one more person says ebitda im going to loving scream who cares about what the numbers are if the strategy never changes? it's just some loving shibboleth we all chant like it'll solve all our problems E BIT DA E BIT DA ALL HAIL E BIT DA
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 16:55 |
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boar guy posted:i swear to god if one more person says ebitda im going to loving scream Lol it's just gross profit minus salaries and facility cost and any costs associated with selling your product. The number only goes up if you make more stuff for same cost or same amount but lower cost.
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 17:18 |
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yeah. i know. my company engages with this stupid program called The Great Game of Business that is supposed to make mom and pop shops into billion dollar companies and its almost as stupid as Agile in the number of ceremonies and meetings you have to have to serve it. but we don't make stuff. we're a VAR. the whole point is to pivot your strategy based on these numbers but the only strategy ever is MAKE 600 CALLS THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF 500. I shudder to think what that stupid program costs us
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 17:23 |
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boar guy posted:i swear to god if one more person says ebitda im going to loving scream Still better than that German CEO a few years back quipping that “EBIDA macht frei” VW I think? One of the companies that had a Nazi past at the least (which lets face it is all of them)
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 17:36 |
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My point is that most accounting rules are designed to be easy to manipulate by creative accountants. Finance types are dishonest crooks to a person. Cost and profit per deliverable are not manipulable. As you note, at the end of the day the solution is do more work with the same amount of people and no investments in process improvements.
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 17:42 |
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another part of GGOB is open book management. we all know exactly how much money the company and owners have sold and spent and made made this year which makes it very very hard to get motivated when you hear constantly how all the numbers are terrible and everyone's missing projections but you know what the CEO's making in spite of it haha gee sorry you've each only made 800k so far this year and you were supposed to be at a mil point four or whatever by now. better work real hard for the rest of the year so that you don't take away the rest of our bonuses
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:25 |
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boar guy posted:gee sorry you've each only made 800k so far this year and you were supposed to be at a mil point four or whatever by now. better work real hard for the rest of the year so that you don't take away the rest of our bonuses Open book only works when the CEO to peon salary ratio is like 6:1 or better, and everyone gets bonuses at the end of the year based on hard fixed numbers. Fixed bonuses only cause people to work juuust hard enough to maybe possibly get them, depending on if leadership is halfway trustworthy.
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:42 |
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boar guy posted:yeah. i know. my company engages with this stupid program called The Great Game of Business that is supposed to make mom and pop shops into billion dollar companies and its almost as stupid as Agile in the number of ceremonies and meetings you have to have to serve it. but we don't make stuff. we're a VAR. the whole point is to pivot your strategy based on these numbers but the only strategy ever is MAKE 600 CALLS THIS WEEK INSTEAD OF 500. I shudder to think what that stupid program costs us Well if you increase from 500 to 600 calls a week that translates to like a 20% increase in revenue and if you're just breaking even it could represent a 100% or more increase in profit for owners/shareholders so who's using a stupid program now?!? *All useful employees quit, profitability plummets*
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 18:57 |
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MAKE SURE WE PUSH REAL HARD TO GET EVERYONE TO PAY THEIR INVOICES EARLY SO THAT WE CAN MAKE THAT EBITDA NUMBER THIS MONTH is just the dumbest, most short sighted thing. these are the people in charge of our economy
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:07 |
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Just wait until you see massive discounts being offered at the end of a quarter to hit the quarterly number… The most incredibly dumb robbing Peter to pay Paul poo poo I’ve ever seen
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:21 |
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It's even better when your customers catch on about the end of quarter discounts. Next quarter's sales will be even lower because all the customers are waiting for the discount they know is coming.
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:53 |
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McGavin posted:It's even better when your customers catch on about the end of quarter discounts. Next quarter's sales will be even lower because all the customers are waiting for the discount they know is coming. Hahaha, I wonder if we work for the same company
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 19:53 |
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I doubt it. I work for an industry regulator, so people pay me to be allowed to sell things. It's a great racket, highly recommended.
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 20:19 |
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Waiting for the official paperwork to sign for a new position so I can put all the exceptionally stupid poo poo my academia job does, regularly
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# ? Jul 25, 2022 20:54 |
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I don't know what I did in a previous life to cause this, but all of my currently "hot" purchase actions are stuck in place because the people involved don't understand I am the final person that needs to get involved and instead come straight to me and say "order this." One of these things is a brand new part number that has parents that aren't yet loaded and I'm expected to have issued an order for it with no demand because the program manager wanted it done a month before he bothered talking to anyone about this part being a thing.
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# ? Jul 26, 2022 21:45 |
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Visibly sick guy coughing the entire shift? Put him by the door to greet people, that's a great idea. Masks optional, of course.
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# ? Jul 26, 2022 22:09 |
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Had a small manager led virtual-meeting a few weeks ago where they had a two minute video that only used a third of the screen. Today a much larger meeting included an eight minute video that took up barely 10%. Weird mix of technical ineptitude and indifferent leadership.
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# ? Jul 26, 2022 22:22 |
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Turns out the company has been buying TVs/display monitors constantly to replace ones getting even minor cosmetic damage. Facilities finally reached out to us to find out WTF they're supposed to do with about ten screens, each about 65" (one is 85"), because they've run out of places to squirrel them away. That's the dumb thing my work has done. The upshot, though, is we got a tour of all the Facilities storage and equipment rooms, including getting to see the roof and the elevator machinery because the one Facilities dude was I guess bored and felt like giving us computer janitors a tour. Also I might get a 65" tv for free.
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# ? Jul 26, 2022 23:05 |
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A while ago my boss approached me about adding a feature to one of our systems. I start to look into it, compile some preliminary findings, map out what changes we need and what the feature will net us. Yesterday boss tells me that I'll need to speak to the feature today in a meeting with some VPs. Cool. I'll slap together some slides together quick on how feature won't work and how we'll need to make changes, hopefully get a bid in on some additional resources. In the meeting today, no one asks me anything. Boss just says we don't need to make any changes and this feature will fix everything.
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# ? Jul 26, 2022 23:17 |
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Salami Surgeon posted:A while ago my boss approached me about adding a feature to one of our systems. I start to look into it, compile some preliminary findings, map out what changes we need and what the feature will net us. Yesterday boss tells me that I'll need to speak to the feature today in a meeting with some VPs. Cool. I'll slap together some slides together quick on how feature won't work and how we'll need to make changes, hopefully get a bid in on some additional resources. In the meeting today, no one asks me anything. Boss just says we don't need to make any changes and this feature will fix everything. So what's the problem
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# ? Jul 26, 2022 23:57 |
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ben shapino posted:So what's the problem Boss is actively setting him up to fail?
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# ? Jul 27, 2022 00:46 |
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No problem. We'll just add the feature. What could go wrong?
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# ? Jul 27, 2022 02:44 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:15 |
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Sounds like the feature will fix everything though. Be a team player.
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# ? Jul 27, 2022 02:53 |