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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
wanna see the full 150mil :powercatte:

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
I want them to just defacto give ownership of Infowars to the plaintiffs. Like minimally they would get all of their assets and own the name , then he would be out of a job, and have to pay back personally millions of dollars.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Hollismason posted:

There's also a whole nother lawsuit waiting in the wings for Alex Jones as well.

and IIRC/AFAIK, being found guilty in a civil case does count as evidence towards guilt in a separate civil case


:getin: My Price is Right number is 130m at first award

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Hollismason posted:

Yes, but it is also Texas.

Plaintiffs will be ordered to pay him money.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
That's all she wrote for today then.

Christ what a shitshow.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Back on the record real quick so Defense can take another swing at a mistrial.

Judge: Are you going to bring this after every witness?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Tree Dude posted:

Back on the record real quick so Defense can take another swing at a mistrial.

Judge: Are you going to bring this after every witness?

That's fine. It's denied.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Deptfordx posted:

When Stevie P told an unbelievably credulous Alex about how President Xi was a listener and how China "Didn't want any trouble with infowars" I was so incredulous I had to explain to my family (I was listening to headphones while doing something) why I had just shouted out loud "Oh gently caress Off Alex! You cannot possible be buying this". It was outrageous.

President Xi must take the stand as a witness.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Revins posted:

wanna see the full 150mil :powercatte:

:hmmyes:

Ain’t gonna happen, but a dude can dream :allears:

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
re: the mistrial motions, one thing that I find funny about civil trials is how many times you have to formally make motions that are essentially "I win, right? just say I won pls"

like before the trial the defense will move to dismiss, then both parties move for summary judgment. then after the trial both parties will probably move for a directed verdict, and then after the verdict if you lost you move to set aside the verdict.

this is all when you're doing it normally!!

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i think instead of monetary damages, the judge should rule that alex’s show be stricken from the timeline. anyone who listened to it or had heard of it will now have a mysterious gap in their memory.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bad Purchase posted:

i think instead of monetary damages, the judge should rule that alex’s show be stricken from the timeline. anyone who listened to it or had heard of it will now have a mysterious gap in their memory.

hes already banned from the internet what more can be done

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

I want the judge to require Jones to do a few shows where he walks through the conspiracy step by step while Jones debunks every piece of it and admits he was wrong.

Everytime he deviats from that he is fined 10k and given a year in prison.

I'm talking poo poo like he shows clips from prior shows and explains why and how he is wrong.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Billy Ray Blowjob posted:

this thread sucks

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Defending in any way Alex Jones is just laughable

Repellant really but I'm trying to lighten up a bit

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the trial should be like presidential debates, where at the end both alex jones and the sandy hook parents are asked to say something nice about their opponent in order to maintain courtroom decorum

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Revins posted:

wanna see the full 150mil :powercatte:

Inshallah.


Also that emote rules.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

funeral home DJ posted:

Inshallah.


Also that emote rules.

I was looking for the one with a dude smiling so hard his jaw falls off but couldn't find it but the powercatte works just as well

:unsmigghh: this one took me forever to find it

Revins fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Jul 27, 2022

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Revins posted:

I was looking for the one with a dude smiling so hard his jaw falls off but couldn't find it but the powercatte works just as well

You mean :unsmigghh: ?

Also the second part of this trial is going to be them determining Jones’s net worth and hoo boy that’s gonna be some fuckin’ wild poo poo and I am all about it.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)

funeral home DJ posted:

You mean :unsmigghh: ?

Also the second part of this trial is going to be them determining Jones’s net worth and hoo boy that’s gonna be some fuckin’ wild poo poo and I am all about it.

I think you'll find he is quite bankrupt and no please do not look under his mattress at home.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


War Wizard posted:

I think you'll find he is quite bankrupt and no please do not look under his mattress at home.

Or ask questions on how he keeps running his various companies and paying employees. Also why he keeps getting anonymous donations of crypto in large sums.

Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




A few images of the scene in the courtroom not that long ago. Color is a little off, guess he hasn't been taking his supplements lately.

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

I'm really hoping they point out that Jones had money coming in from FOX as Tucker used one of his properties for his nut-oils-are-evil documentary. Just take him for every penny he's worth and drag down his stealth supporters at the same time.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The judge should rule that Jones needs to have a legal guardian who makes all his financial/business decisions for him, like it was for Britney Spears.

Stolkin
Aug 10, 2013

Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:

first step is basically the honor system. the court trusts that the party found responsible for the judgement will make a good faith attempt to pay

jones obviously will not do this. im not sure if the judge in this case can tack anything on to force jones to pay, but she's definitely of the mindset to do so since she's already maximally pissed at jones as she can be within the extent of the law

when jones doesn't pay, the parties he needs to provide payment too can sue him again to force payment, and this is when the government actually start seizing jones' assets like taking money from his accounts and making him sell his poo poo, and if he continues to not do that its jail time baby

Is this true though? I don’t know how it is down there, but up here as soon as you get a judgment you can start the Civil Enforcement process, and the only way to stop you is to pay the judgment.

So, for example, I can get a civil enforcement agency to seize a defendant’s car (if it’s not exempt) and sell it to pay the judgment right after judgment is granted.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
God, Alex Jones is so dumb.
He should have just used the Sovereign Citizen defense.

"Your honor, I am a citizen of the sovereign nation of ALEXJONESISTAN and as a citizen of that nation which extends out in a 2 foot radius of all points of my body, I am immune and therefore not bound by the laws of the USA, the country that is run by the Illuminati and Free Masons at the behest and direction of the reptilian shapeshifters who are actually controlling the entire world. Therefore any judgements against me whether civil or criminal are INVALID! Furthermore, as President of ALEXJONESISTAN, any attempts to imprison me or otherwise harm me will be considered and act of war and may be met with justified deadly force".

Vakal
May 11, 2008
Jones should have appeared in court in a gurney and muzzle mask, but put there by his defense team to keep his from saying or doing anything.

TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

Vakal posted:

Jones should have appeared in court in a gurney and muzzle mask, but put there by his defense team to keep his from saying or doing anything.

His lawyers should have gotten the same treatment, given how performed in court today.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Spinz posted:

Defending in any way Alex Jones is just laughable

Repellant really but I'm trying to lighten up a bit
If you are not familiar with BRB/Greg, they are extremely pro Russia/anti Ukraine. The fact that they are Alex Jones stans on top of that explains so so much.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Greg from my observation is basically just like someone took a contrarian 90's teen and spent 20+ years hollowing out their brain (further) with drugs until it produced a husk that just sort of reflexively wails around in a slow meaningless vaguely counter-culture death spasm.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
How long is the trial suppose to last?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




help I just ate two bowls of chili and I found myself sitting at this computer desk I think this is my house my pictures are here but I'm so scared

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Hollismason posted:

How long is the trial suppose to last?

The court has two weeks penciled in apparently. How long it actually goes? Probably max two weeks. I can't imagine Alex's lawyers wanna drag it out but they're idiots so who knows

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

Nelson Mandingo posted:

help I just ate two bowls of chili and I found myself sitting at this computer desk I think this is my house my pictures are here but I'm so scared

if you feel a compulsive need to take of your shirt seek medical attention

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ABOUT AS LONG AS ALEX JONES' DICK!!!! XD

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
^^^^ nooner!!!

Hollismason posted:

How long is the trial suppose to last?

like five, five and a half inches

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

KitConstantine posted:

The court has two weeks penciled in apparently.

jfc and chuds/russian bots are crying that the courts aren't giving him the fair trial he deserves :cry:

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Revins posted:

if you feel a compulsive need to take of your shirt seek medical attention

...I'm LEGITIMATELY NOT WEARING A SHIRT RIGHT NOW OH gently caress

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Nelson Mandingo posted:

...I'm LEGITIMATELY NOT WEARING A SHIRT RIGHT NOW OH gently caress

Checks box next to screaming needlessly as well.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Piell posted:

She's a producer for Infowars and was the Corporative Representative for Infowars at probably the wildest deposition

Her taking the crown for worst deposition is quite a feat considering the job Rob Dew and Barnes did. To do worse than them you'd have to say some crazy poo poo like Alex hoped Sandy Hook was fake , because that would mean there was no one evil enough to walk into a school and kill children

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Grand Fromage posted:

it's impossible to overstate how incompetent jones' lawyers are. spectacular idiots. I could do better

Their job isn’t to be good lawyers. Hell, if they do a bad job that’s maybe good for him because it means he can throw them under the bus when he loses.

Does anyone know if he managed to go through with what seemed like the new plan, to create an additional set of shell entities in Delaware where it’s harder to go after assets? I remember that coming up last year.

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