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anime was right posted:ive seen these kinds of decks for not-horny things and its so funny A company I used to work for made software that managed them and I'd go in and read some of the more outlandish ones (technically it was fine cuz seeing how our software hosed up their slide decks was a huge part of my job  ) and god there were some gems. I remember one of my favorites was a certain company that is based in America and is Online, cuz they'd invent increasingly specific nonsense categories to make their numbers look not-pathetic, something like "90% of tech mavens view our ads at least twice a day!" where the fine print defined "tech maven" as "someone who has bought at least one electronics product before any of their friends bought it" and also the sample size was like 20 people. So many of them were stuff like "style mavens with 3 to 5 children who just bought a new car" too, just really obviously trying desperately to slice the data in some way that makes it look good
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blatman posted:i hope they actually do this except its a livestream of the various fans they sell I mean, there's already a fan company named Big rear end Fans, I feel like they'd be a better fit for that
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I'd love a fan for my big rear end
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PokeJoe posted:I'd love a fan for my big rear end I'm a fan of big asses. DM me.
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Shame Boy posted:God I forgot how funny that whole document was  lmao
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I loving LOVE brands
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Shame Boy posted:Also, lmao To be fair while there were definitely some people genuinely horny for Tony and Chester, a lot of furries are aware that brands and commercialization are bad actually and try to be too weird and horny for the brands to engage with to keep them away
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A Bakers Cousin posted:I loving LOVE brands
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gopro is cooler than doritos the eternal conundrum resolved
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A Bakers Cousin posted:I LOVE loving brands
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Also lmfao at executives calling websites brands. They are going to experience so much pain on thay belief.
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Everything is a brand now. The way you personally present yourself on the Internet is a brand. The way you post is a brand
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i say swears online posted:https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/qjkbg7/chick-fil-a-is-asking-for-volunteers-to-work-for-5-chicken-sandwiches-per-hour this site is completely unreadable on mobile and my phone is burning hot. amazing
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A Bakers Cousin posted:I loving LOVE brands
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I like the implication that execs didn't realize music could make people feel things or how that might be appealing.
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mawarannahr posted:this site is completely unreadable on mobile and my phone is burning hot. amazing That sounds like a browser problem. Try a different browser. Worked fine in DDG. Vice is still garbage though.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:That sounds like a browser problem. Try a different browser. Worked fine in DDG. I use safari as a battery life enjoyer
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try reader mode. if that doesn't work, try leaving the website
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:try reader mode. if that doesn't work, try leaving the website great minds think alike
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Dog Case posted:The way you post is a brand This is terrible news for my brand!
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Dog Case posted:To be fair while there were definitely some people genuinely horny for Tony and Chester, a lot of furries are aware that brands and commercialization are bad actually and try to be too weird and horny for the brands to engage with to keep them away Sounds like that ain't gonna work for much longer if wendys is making outright slime girl waifus Looking forward to the michelin man getting into inflation porn. Cuz tires, you see.
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Shame Boy posted:Looking forward to the michelin man getting into inflation porn. Cuz tires, you see. No, the joke was not obvious enough. Off to the Orlando Free Fall for you.
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is oreo actually that popular or was this just sponsored by that list of brands?
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ArmZ posted:anyone who works in "marketing" should be locked up for life I'm not allowed to express my true feelings on people in "marketing"
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DrPossum posted:is oreo actually that popular or was this just sponsored by that list of brands? Cookies that make you "feel" something are cool. Get with it, nerd
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Oreos certainly make me feel something, that something is indigestion
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All I see teenagers do these days is eat oreos. It is out of control! I saw one kid stab another kid who tried to eat their oreos but it was all misunderstanding because they both ate the same kind of oreos. The very foundation of our society is crumbling like a mint chocolate oreos that hasn't been soaked in milk.
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A Bakers Cousin posted:Also lmfao at executives calling websites brands. They are going to experience so much pain on thay belief. No u You're the one who's gonna get laid off due to their incompetence. They get a bonus and then get to go to the next job with an even higher title even though anyone with a browser can look up what happened after their wonderful hard work. (hint: it's not about results, it's about being in the correct social class)
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Look I meant pain from their perspective so like mild irritation
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Only a truly shitheel pharmacist would let you pay retail. GoodRx gets you to around $75 for 10ml vial of good ol' insulin lispro no insurance needed. That'll keep anyone out of the danger zone for a week or several. Don't need to print the coupon or anything they can just scan your phone screen. And any endocrinology offices have samples for ppl in emergencies. Nobody should have to jump through hoops to stay alive but its also good to know there are hoops Obviously still gently caress for-profit healthcare
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someusername posted:endocrinology offices have samples for ppl in emergencies. lmao 
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Dog Case posted:Everything is a brand now. The way you personally present yourself on the Internet is a brand. The way you post is a brand my brand is “socially crippled lurker.”
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DrPossum posted:is oreo actually that popular or was this just sponsored by that list of brands? It was entirely a Google thing, so I think they just threw oreo in there to try to distract from all the times teens were totally genuinely saying how "rad" and "poggers" google products were. See, they like oreos too!!
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Shame Boy posted:Relax they stopped donating money to hate groups [directly from the company coffers, it now just comes from the family that owns the company] as A Gay, I didn’t give a poo poo when it first came to light any more than I do now. A corporation is evil? Oh, word? gimme that fuckin’ chicken. no ethical consumption under capitalism binch.
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someusername posted:Only a truly shitheel pharmacist would let you pay retail. GoodRx gets you to around $75 for 10ml vial of good ol' insulin lispro no insurance needed. That'll keep anyone out of the danger zone for a week or several. Don't need to print the coupon or anything they can just scan your phone screen. And any endocrinology offices have samples for ppl in emergencies. Nobody should have to jump through hoops to stay alive but its also good to know there are hoops Mine charges me 45 bucks more to pick up adderall there just because he doesn't want to stock it and wanted me to gently caress off to a bigger chain I'm going to challenge them on it tomorrow. Got my excuse bingo card ready. Cmooooon supply chain.
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someusername posted:Only a truly shitheel pharmacist would let you pay retail. GoodRx gets you to around $75 for 10ml vial of good ol' insulin lispro no insurance needed. That'll keep anyone out of the danger zone for a week or several. Don't need to print the coupon or anything they can just scan your phone screen. And any endocrinology offices have samples for ppl in emergencies. Nobody should have to jump through hoops to stay alive but its also good to know there are hoops I once got a prescription for something, and the pharmacist pointed out that it would only cost about ½ the price without a prescription. I have no idea how that came about but lol bureaucracy 
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