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KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

"BOBBY BARNES IS HERE! BOBBY BARNES, MEDIA STAR!!!"

:lmao:

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

El Fideo posted:

BARNES IS IN THE BUILDING

finally. i was getting worried

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Reynal is MIA so sleepy lawyer has to take over for a few minutes.

e: nvm he's back

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
These jury questions are amazing. They include questions about InfoWars earnings...and whether references to vampires are realistic or metaphorical.

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Surprised how many questions came in. She's not going to be able to answer annnnny of this poo poo.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Only one notepad to share among the whole defense.

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

ILL Machina posted:

These jury questions are amazing. They include questions about InfoWars earnings...and whether references to vampires are realistic or metaphorical.

And at least one from an actual illiterate person.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
wow theres a lot more questions than previous times they did this and a lot of them seem pretty negative towards alex

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Oh my god, these questions. Mark is grinning ear to ear.

Edit: “Do you believe this whole trial is a staged event?”

loving savage.

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

SlurredSpeech609 posted:

And at least one from an actual illiterate person.

"This one isn't even a question, so I think we can skip that."

Also Shitbag just asking a question before anything has started. That judge wants to just slap the poo poo out of him.

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Oh my god, yessssss arguing about being a corporate rep again.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Jordan from Knowledge Fight said that these are questions that normal people have after watching Alex Jones

MattO
Oct 10, 2003

putting this on in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAn-zPRL3hU

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
rapid fire question and answer seems more like wishful thinking than the judge saying how this will actually go

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Hey Alex hire me for a loving half mil

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
At least it’s going fast once Daria realized there won’t be any follow ups or push-backs on her answers.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Oh, come on. She won't know the answer to any of those questions. She's a corporate representative!

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
It's actually quite rare to see a judge who just absolutely hates a witness.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mojo1701a posted:

Oh, come on. She won't know the answer to any of those questions. She's a corporate representative!

your honor i object on the grounds that it is impolite tonask a woman her salary

0konner
Nov 17, 2016

I WAS THERE
WHEN CODY RHODES
FINISHED THE STORY
Solidly confirming Halbig had zero non-Sandy Hook related appearances seems bad?

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
loving 500k / yr

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
lmao gottem on the neither

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Saying that Alex is 100% being his true self on the show is not the right answer right now

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin
OH MY GOD

JUROR TRAP SPRUNG

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Robo Reagan posted:

lmao gottem on the neither

loving incredible.

“I will not say that.”

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
These jury questions seem not great for Alex. Definitely sounds like a lot of the jurors hate him.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

What an absolute body slam of a question.

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



these jurors are loving savage and i LOVE it

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Scipiotik posted:

These jury questions seem not great for Alex. Definitely sounds like a lot of the jurors hate him.

That is just the general state of people that are near Alex for too long that are not true believers. Have been within 100 feet of him a few times and he just exudes an aura of poo poo that makes you hate him.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Bah gawd I think that’s the jurors music!

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Seems like the jury might not be big Alex fans

Scipiotik
Mar 2, 2004

"I would have won the race but for that."
I really enjoy the judge hating witness lady.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
"can you define staged?" "I think you did that for us earlier"

Edit: lol she said Sandy Hook was largely staged

whoops she took so long to answer I forgot the question

Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
“Can you define that?”

“I believe you did that for us earlier.”

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
What was her response to the "is this all a staged event" question?

e: \/ thanks

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
"Can you define staged?"

"I believe you did that for us earlier."

starts rambling...

"NO. I will give you one more try... Yes or no will suffice."

"Yes, by and large."

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Yes it's staged

:getin:

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Piell posted:

"can you define staged?" "I think you did that for us earlier"

Edit: lol she said Sandy Hook was largely staged

No, she said that THE TRIAL ITSELF is largely staged

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



gently caress off forever, daria!

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MattO
Oct 10, 2003

took her forever to answer, too

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