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May 10, 2024 01:38
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Santa is now a "crypto influencer" and is air dropping (literally?) NFTs down your digital chimney if you've signed up for SantaCoin and been a good little "hodler". Even if he's late on the trend because he somes but once a year.
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Jul 26, 2022 18:04
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- google THIS
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Does this mean Santa is a summer punk?
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Jul 26, 2022 18:07
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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Does this mean Santa is a summer punk?
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Jul 26, 2022 18:14
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Santanic Mass
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Jul 26, 2022 18:58
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Teaming up with Rob Thomas for a follow up to the 1999 hit Smooth titled 2 Smooth 2 Christmas.
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Jul 26, 2022 19:00
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Forget the milk and cookies! This Santa wants a can of 4 Loko and a JUUL.
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Jul 26, 2022 19:03
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Santa now wears a trilby (NOT a fedora!!!) and has Strong Opinions about the Federal Reserve.
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Jul 26, 2022 19:05
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- nut
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Santa now wears a trilby (NOT a fedora!!!) and has Strong Opinions about the Federal Reserve.
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Jul 26, 2022 19:10
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They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Jul 26, 2022 19:13
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Jul 26, 2022 19:15
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Santa trying to get a comedy special on Netflix. Most of the jokes rely on a punchline involving him having a new reindeer named "Triggered".
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Jul 26, 2022 19:16
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Summer Santa uses Rudolph's nose as an indicator light that the reindeer are overheating
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Jul 26, 2022 19:25
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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South American rebel army General Santa leading guerillas against the capitalist puppet government and leaving the means of agricultural independence in children's stockings.
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Jul 27, 2022 14:21
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- WithoutTheFezOn
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Oh no
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*bad beatboxing*
I’m Santa Claus and I’m here to say …
Wait, in a few more years that will be grandpa's Santa. Hmm.
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Jul 27, 2022 16:52
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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Santa mad that half the bars in San Francisco won't let him in during Santacon unless he puts on normal clothes
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Jul 27, 2022 16:54
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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90's extreme santa skateboards in through your chimney and does a sick kickflip and other radical moves... and then shills for corporate interests via clumsy attempts at marketing crap made of extremely toxic chemicals to the youth
Santoochie
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Jul 27, 2022 16:55
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He's not my grandpa's Santa, however/because he is my grandma's Santa
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Jul 27, 2022 17:23
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He's not my grandpa's Santa, however/because he is my grandma's Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NoalRsk5w
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Jul 28, 2022 06:35
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Santa gave all the kids hydrogen sulfide detectors this year. Does that mean something?
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Jul 28, 2022 14:59
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Summer Santa lives in Florida, has several face tats, and has a SoundCloud account to upload his latest rap tracks to.
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Jul 28, 2022 17:03
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I remebmer when Leisure Suit Larry got new games and they said "it's not your grandpa's Leisure Suit Larry"
By which they mean the jokes were now going to be about sex instead of programming and door to door salesmen.
Also, Santa Clause rules.
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Jul 29, 2022 16:30
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I remebmer when Leisure Suit Larry got new games and they said "it's not your grandpa's Leisure Suit Larry"
By which they mean the jokes were now going to be about sex instead of programming and door to door salesmen.
Also, Santa Clause rules.
What are Santa Clause's rules?
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Jul 29, 2022 16:50
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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What are Santa Clause's rules?
That's the book where John Irving really went off the rails.
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Jul 29, 2022 19:59
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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What are the Lord of Misrule's rules?
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Jul 30, 2022 12:35
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May 10, 2024 01:38
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Naughty kids now get rad and dangerous toys like flamethrowers and lawn darts.
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Jul 30, 2022 12:49
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