not you're grandpa's santa

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Stoner Sloth

this is not your grandpa's santa, kid - it's christmas in july santa who shamelessly flogs you corporate merchandise... but in july!

tell me about other versions of santa! or don't! it's a free country?

# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:53

Escape From Noise

Santa is now a "crypto influencer" and is air dropping (literally?) NFTs down your digital chimney if you've signed up for SantaCoin and been a good little "hodler". Even if he's late on the trend because he somes but once a year.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:04

google THIS

Does this mean Santa is a summer punk?

# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:07

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Does this mean Santa is a summer punk?

# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:14

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Does this mean Santa is a summer punk?

i'm australian so he always has been

# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:20

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my grandpa's santa was a vicious beast that terrorized the tundras and forests, so honestly an improvement imo

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# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:49

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also, he didn't flog cheap mass produced products, but children

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# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:51

Escape From Noise

Santanic Mass

# ? Jul 26, 2022 18:58

Escape From Noise

Teaming up with Rob Thomas for a follow up to the 1999 hit Smooth titled 2 Smooth 2 Christmas.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:00

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Escape From Noise posted:

Santanic Mass

the santanic goat

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# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:02

Escape From Noise

Forget the milk and cookies! This Santa wants a can of 4 Loko and a JUUL.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:03

Escape From Noise

Santa now wears a trilby (NOT a fedora!!!) and has Strong Opinions about the Federal Reserve.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:05

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Escape From Noise posted:

Santa now wears a trilby (NOT a fedora!!!) and has Strong Opinions about the Federal Reserve.

santa was cancelled this year

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# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:07

nut

Escape From Noise posted:

Santa now wears a trilby (NOT a fedora!!!) and has Strong Opinions about the Federal Reserve.

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:10

Escape From Noise

They tried to make me go to rehab
But I said, Ho! Ho! Ho!

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:13

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Escape From Noise posted:

Santanic Mass

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:15

Escape From Noise

Santa trying to get a comedy special on Netflix. Most of the jokes rely on a punchline involving him having a new reindeer named "Triggered".

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:16

google THIS

Summer Santa uses Rudolph's nose as an indicator light that the reindeer are overheating

# ? Jul 26, 2022 19:25

Stoner Sloth

90's extreme santa skateboards in through your chimney and does a sick kickflip and other radical moves... and then shills for corporate interests via clumsy attempts at marketing crap made of extremely toxic chemicals to the youth

# ? Jul 27, 2022 07:35

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

South American rebel army General Santa leading guerillas against the capitalist puppet government and leaving the means of agricultural independence in children's stockings.

# ? Jul 27, 2022 14:21

WithoutTheFezOn: Oh no

*bad beatboxing*
I�m Santa Claus and I�m here to say �

Wait, in a few more years that will be grandpa's Santa. Hmm.

# ? Jul 27, 2022 16:52

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Santa mad that half the bars in San Francisco won't let him in during Santacon unless he puts on normal clothes

# ? Jul 27, 2022 16:54

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Stoner Sloth posted:

90's extreme santa skateboards in through your chimney and does a sick kickflip and other radical moves... and then shills for corporate interests via clumsy attempts at marketing crap made of extremely toxic chemicals to the youth

Santoochie

# ? Jul 27, 2022 16:55

google THIS

He's not my grandpa's Santa, however/because he is my grandma's Santa

# ? Jul 27, 2022 17:23

Escape From Noise

google THIS posted:

He's not my grandpa's Santa, however/because he is my grandma's Santa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0NoalRsk5w

# ? Jul 28, 2022 06:35

Manifisto

tragically santa has recently become wedged in an important transportation chimney, sending shockwaves through the global small-gentile-children-gift industry

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jul 28, 2022 13:24

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Santa gave all the kids hydrogen sulfide detectors this year. Does that mean something?

# ? Jul 28, 2022 14:59

Escape From Noise

Summer Santa lives in Florida, has several face tats, and has a SoundCloud account to upload his latest rap tracks to.

# ? Jul 28, 2022 17:03

google THIS

Summer Santa's sleigh looks like this

# ? Jul 28, 2022 18:48

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I remebmer when Leisure Suit Larry got new games and they said "it's not your grandpa's Leisure Suit Larry"

By which they mean the jokes were now going to be about sex instead of programming and door to door salesmen.

Also, Santa Clause rules.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 16:30

Escape From Noise

Prurient Squid posted:

I remebmer when Leisure Suit Larry got new games and they said "it's not your grandpa's Leisure Suit Larry"

By which they mean the jokes were now going to be about sex instead of programming and door to door salesmen.

Also, Santa Clause rules.

What are Santa Clause's rules?

# ? Jul 29, 2022 16:50

Stoner Sloth

Escape From Noise posted:

What are Santa Clause's rules?

not much, what's santa clause rules with you? :rimshot:

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:53

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Escape From Noise posted:

What are Santa Clause's rules?

That's the book where John Irving really went off the rails.

# ? Jul 29, 2022 19:59

Twenty Four

"Back in my day, all Santa brought us for Christmas was a lump of coal and we were greatful! It was all we had to heat the house, and we made that lump last all winter!"

# ? Jul 30, 2022 06:05

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What are the Lord of Misrule's rules?

# ? Jul 30, 2022 12:35

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 14:53

Escape From Noise

Naughty kids now get rad and dangerous toys like flamethrowers and lawn darts.

# ? Jul 30, 2022 12:49

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