PYF Goon Sagas & Dramas: I may be mad, but I am undeniably correct.

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The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, she did do a "good thing for the community" with it. She bought tickets to Wakandacon. Lmao oh memories~

I thought the Wakandacon thing was a different, separate thing from the Emergency Goon Support Charity Fund That Was Spent On A Sick GTA5 Rig thing.

EDIT:

Marcade posted:

That reminds me. If someone made an account and did something banworthy (harassing PMs, say) but hadn't ever posted, it is possible to ban them? There'd be no post to attach it to.

They can still be banned through the Admin panel, but there'd be no LC entry that way.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:13

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 15:46

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

KirbyKhan posted:

Yeah, she did do a "good thing for the community" with it. She bought tickets to Wakandacon. Lmao oh memories~

The goonbucks thread actually pays out and was KM was presenting her Patreon to be. I appcashed her a pack smokes one time, thank God I didn't pay in for more

I thought the wakandacon thing came after the laptop?

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:16

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Marcade posted:

That reminds me. If someone made an account and did something banworthy (harassing PMs, say) but hadn't ever posted, it is possible to ban them? There'd be no post to attach it to.

this ain't quite it, but iirc there's a goon who got permaprobed for luring others into his discord where he'd subject them to really gross porn

there's no entry with the 100k hour probation on his rapsheet, even though he's clearly gone now

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:16

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

The Kins posted:

They can still be banned through the Admin panel, but there'd be no LC entry that way.

Ah, ok. With Radium code I figured it'd probably replace the forums with load bearing slurs or something.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:19

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

So, something to remember is that its possible for astral or jeff to just edit the database and set your account to banned, even if no one else can do it.

It would be something that would light this thread on fire tho(a year later)

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:19

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

RFC2324 posted:

I thought the wakandacon thing came after the laptop?

Yes, it kept happening multiple times over and over. Rereading some of the posts it was just so normal at the time. The vibe always insisted that this was the only safe place left, there in that segregated race based posting place underneath DND and CSPAM. Every post I read that states "Well FYAD is never coming back and if it does we'll talk about it then" makes me lmao in my soul.

KirbyKhan fucked around with this message at 16:25 on Aug 1, 2022

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:21

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

RFC2324 posted:

So, something to remember is that its possible for astral or jeff to just edit the database and set your account to banned, even if no one else can do it.

It would be something that would light this thread on fire tho(a year later)

LITERALLY AN ADMIN got a friend of mine their death-perma even though their last post was in DPPH. It's possible, it's just not easy.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:35

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Desert Bus posted:

LITERALLY AN ADMIN got a friend of mine their death-perma even though their last post was in DPPH

Something something came and went.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:39

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

The Kins posted:

Something something came and went.

He came up his girlfriends nose and it got posted to DPPH.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:40

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

I think Koala�s March would be a wonderful admin.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:40

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Frank Frank posted:

I think Koala�s March would be a wonderful admin.

JoeyVapes was a great Mod, so why not???

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:42

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Desert Bus posted:

He came up his girlfriends nose and it got posted to DPPH.

Holy poo poo I saw you post about seeing the pic, didn't click that it was posted in DPPH

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:51

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

RFC2324 posted:

Holy poo poo I saw you post about seeing the pic, didn't click that it was posted in DPPH

IT WAS A VIDEO. You ever wanna see your best friend ejaculate into his partners nose? No? I didn't either. Even worse, she shared it with me, he did not.

EDIT: She got a perma from Lowtax for threatening to tell on him/this site to Stile who ran the cam site it was on.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:52

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Lmao. Goons are horrible

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:53

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

What
The
gently caress

Lmao

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:57

The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

pls do not share cum

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:58

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Every time I think about that all I can think is that if it burns when it gets in your eyes, what does a noseful of the poo poo burn like?

# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:59

Literally Lewis Hamilton: Feb 22, 2005

The Saddest Rhino posted:

pls do not share cum

This is how you were conceived

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:00

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

RFC2324 posted:

Every time I think about that all I can think is that if it burns when it gets in your eyes, what does a noseful of the poo poo burn like?

Ever snorted Mexican rice? Like that, I imagine.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:01

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Marcade posted:

Ever snorted Mexican rice? Like that, I imagine.

I smell a whole new saga

:allears:

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:03

Leal: Oct 2, 2009

Marcade posted:

Ever snorted Mexican rice? Like that, I imagine.

While I never been cummed in my nose, I did have a time where I was drinking broth from ramen with habanero sauce in it, had to cough and tried to hold it in, which caused a mouthful of steaming hot habanero infused broth to shoot out of my nose. It was so painful I almost called work to tell them I wouldn't be returning from lunch.

On the other hand my nose never felt clearer, I was smelling smells that I never knew existed.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:05

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

RFC2324 posted:

I smell a whole new saga

No saga, just an unfortunate sneeze during dinner.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:06

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

RFC2324 posted:

Every time I think about that all I can think is that if it burns when it gets in your eyes, what does a noseful of the poo poo burn like?

cum

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:12

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# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:13

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Leal posted:

While I never been cummed in my nose, I did have a time where I was drinking broth from ramen with habanero sauce in it, had to cough and tried to hold it in, which caused a mouthful of steaming hot habanero infused broth to shoot out of my nose. It was so painful I almost called work to tell them I wouldn't be returning from lunch.

On the other hand my nose never felt clearer, I was smelling smells that I never knew existed.

I did something similar with carolina reapers and my nasal cavity was hosed up for weeks

Edit: Also, if you get juice from reapers on your skin wash it the gently caress off because it causes actual chemical burns if you let it sit there.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:23

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

DPPH was cool until it led me to what was the worst thing I've ever seen. swap.avi is nothing compared to watching your best friend ejac into a woman's nose.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:25

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

So have you ever spoken to either of them regarding why they thought sending that to you was a good idea?

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:29

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Frank Frank posted:

So have you ever spoken to either of them regarding why they thought sending that to you was a good idea?

He is dead, she is ???

She sent it to me so her videos on camwhores.com would get more clicks and she would make more money. He didn't care at all and was just happy that she got better metrics.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:34

The Wicked ZOGA: Jan 27, 2022

so was his dick actually in her nostril or

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:37

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

The Wicked ZOGA posted:

so was his dick actually in her nostril or

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:39

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

Extra messy drama in this page

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:40

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

If we could all leave such a lasting legacy behind.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:41

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Didn't expect that saga today.

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:41

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

speaking of goon penises, I had the pleasure of opening the keyboard goop thread, as it was happening, on a work computer, on shift, and a coworker was like "what the hell was that" as I immediately closed the tab and I was like "It's an internet forum, that I probably shouldn't be reading right now. Haha. Brb gonna go do a task elsewhere"

Son of Thunderbeast fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Aug 2, 2022

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:47

Marcade: Jun 11, 2006; Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Frank Frank posted:

I did something similar with carolina reapers and my nasal cavity was hosed up for weeks

Edit: Also, if you get juice from reapers on your skin wash it the gently caress off because it causes actual chemical burns if you let it sit there.

This you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqM_NRLstbM

(dude puts a carolina reaper in a bong, the expected happens)

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:48

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

speaking of goon penises, I had the pleasure of opening the keyboard goop thread on a work computer, on shift, and a coworker was like "what the hell was that" as I immediately closed the tab and I was like "It's an internet forum, that I probably shouldn't be reading right now. Haha. Brb gonna go do a task elsewhere"

av/post combo

# ? Aug 1, 2022 17:48