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By popular demand posted:What's your qualifications? I'm stupid and mean.
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:29 |
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By popular demand posted:What's your qualifications? Not English.
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:31 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm stupid and mean. How inbred are you
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:31 |
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Burkion posted:How inbred are you Most of my ancestors were from the archipelago. (e: Which, oddly enough, means "not very" what with trade etc.)
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:32 |
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Can you speak in a funny accent? Any will do.
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:32 |
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By popular demand posted:Can you speak in a funny accent? Any will do. Jes.
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:33 |
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Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened?
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:37 |
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By popular demand posted:Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened? I would prefer being carried around in a sedan chair. Is that a problem?
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:42 |
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By popular demand posted:Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened? Counter question: are the subjects able to be quiet enough to satisfy a sovereign creature from the Finnish darknesses? If so, yes.
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 15:47 |
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"Police: Sex-Crazed Fanboy Gropes, Grabs, Chases Male DPW Worker" https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/morris/news/police-sex-crazed-fanboy-gropes-grabs-chases-male-dpw-worker/839237/
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 16:21 |
quote:'Flying' adult toys cause crash on KZN highway Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 18:40 |
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loving came out of nowhere!
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# ? Jul 31, 2022 21:41 |
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So how long before NJ passes a law allowing the state to take possession of any cemetery it deems to be misused?
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# ? Aug 1, 2022 01:09 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:So how long before NJ passes a law allowing the state to take possession of any cemetery it deems to be misused? As soon as they want to build on top of it?
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# ? Aug 1, 2022 01:17 |
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They needed to consult some data to figure this out?
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# ? Aug 1, 2022 04:26 |
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quote:Lahja kertoo, että on ruvennut kannattamaan Suomen Nato-jäsenyyttä. Kissankin nimi oli aikaisemmin Nussolini. "Lahja [a woman's name] says that she's started supporting Finland's membership in NATO. The cat was even called Nussolini, earlier."
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# ? Aug 1, 2022 09:08 |
Radio Paranoia posted:Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.
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# ? Aug 1, 2022 10:02 |
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Zereth posted:"A box fell off of a trailer and hit my car." I took an unsecured load to the grill.
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# ? Aug 1, 2022 16:37 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 06:10 |
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Dallas man shoots woman, kills self with same bullet, police sayquote:A short while later, an area hospital contacted the Dallas Police Department after a man and woman, both suffering gunshot wounds, were found in a vehicle and transported for medical attention, the TV station reported.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 11:24 |
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what is it about Dallas and magic bullets?
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 12:03 |
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 16:37 |
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Air travel has been around so long and people still don't know you're not allowed to let your dog just roam around eating other people's fast food.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 16:43 |
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Undeclared McMuffins is a god-tier username.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 16:52 |
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Undeclared McMuffins is a god-tier username. One of the rarer compiler errors.
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# ? Aug 2, 2022 17:33 |
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https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1554584095505743872
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 04:38 |
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https://twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi/status/1554524277013200896
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 04:47 |
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Australia takes diseases of plants and livestock seriously.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 05:09 |
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And it's like routine in airports to have international travellers with entire suitcases full of like, raw meat or vegetables or bags of rice or ramen because people earnestly believe they won't be able to find chicken or cabbage or rice in America, or Korea or whatever.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 05:18 |
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There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 05:21 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 05:25 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 07:58 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus. On the one hand, gently caress all of them because they are cops. On the other hand, travellers with 50 lbs of raw pork in their suitcases. It did lead to the most legendary exchange though: "You can't bring undeclared food into Australia" "It's not food" "How is this not food?" "It's not cooked yet!"
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 08:56 |
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They find some amazing things in those suitcases.
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 09:16 |
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You would be the one to break this story
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 10:46 |
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https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1554501556606754816
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:03 |
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I'm sure it's fine, and not another portent of the coming apocalypse
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:08 |
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Amphigory posted:I'm sure it's fine, and not another portent of the coming apocalypse It's spinning up so it can fling us all off and start over
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# ? Aug 3, 2022 13:09 |
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evobatman posted:On the one hand, gently caress all of them because they are cops. They confused border security with god. You can argue semantics and rules-lawyer with one, but not the other.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:They confused border security with god. You can argue semantics and rules-lawyer with one, but not the other. I think if you're part of the main religous tradition that thinks arguing semantics and rules-lawyering with God is praxis, you'd be choosing a different argument than "pork is not food until it's cooked".
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