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By popular demand posted:What's your qualifications? I'm stupid and mean.
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By popular demand posted:What's your qualifications? Not English.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I'm stupid and mean. How inbred are you
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Burkion posted:How inbred are you Most of my ancestors were from the archipelago. (e: Which, oddly enough, means "not very" what with trade etc.)
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Can you speak in a funny accent? Any will do.
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By popular demand posted:Can you speak in a funny accent? Any will do. Jes.
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Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened?
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By popular demand posted:Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened? I would prefer being carried around in a sedan chair. Is that a problem?
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By popular demand posted:Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened? Counter question: are the subjects able to be quiet enough to satisfy a sovereign creature from the Finnish darknesses? If so, yes.
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"Police: Sex-Crazed Fanboy Gropes, Grabs, Chases Male DPW Worker" https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/morris/news/police-sex-crazed-fanboy-gropes-grabs-chases-male-dpw-worker/839237/
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quote:'Flying' adult toys cause crash on KZN highway Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.
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loving came out of nowhere!
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So how long before NJ passes a law allowing the state to take possession of any cemetery it deems to be misused?
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Baron von Eevl posted:So how long before NJ passes a law allowing the state to take possession of any cemetery it deems to be misused? As soon as they want to build on top of it?
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![]() They needed to consult some data to figure this out?
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quote:Lahja kertoo, että on ruvennut kannattamaan Suomen Nato-jäsenyyttä. Kissankin nimi oli aikaisemmin Nussolini. "Lahja [a woman's name] says that she's started supporting Finland's membership in NATO. The cat was even called Nussolini, earlier."
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Radio Paranoia posted:Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.
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Zereth posted:"A box fell off of a trailer and hit my car." I took an unsecured load to the grill.
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Dallas man shoots woman, kills self with same bullet, police sayquote:A short while later, an area hospital contacted the Dallas Police Department after a man and woman, both suffering gunshot wounds, were found in a vehicle and transported for medical attention, the TV station reported.
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what is it about Dallas and magic bullets?
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Air travel has been around so long and people still don't know you're not allowed to let your dog just roam around eating other people's fast food.
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Undeclared McMuffins is a god-tier username.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Undeclared McMuffins is a god-tier username. One of the rarer compiler errors.
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https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1554584095505743872
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https://twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi/status/1554524277013200896
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Australia takes diseases of plants and livestock seriously.
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And it's like routine in airports to have international travellers with entire suitcases full of like, raw meat or vegetables or bags of rice or ramen because people earnestly believe they won't be able to find chicken or cabbage or rice in America, or Korea or whatever.
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There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus. ![]()
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus. On the one hand, gently caress all of them because they are cops. On the other hand, travellers with 50 lbs of raw pork in their suitcases. It did lead to the most legendary exchange though: "You can't bring undeclared food into Australia" "It's not food" "How is this not food?" "It's not cooked yet!"
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They find some amazing things in those suitcases.
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You would be the one to break this story
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https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1554501556606754816
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I'm sure it's fine, and not another portent of the coming apocalypse
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Amphigory posted:I'm sure it's fine, and not another portent of the coming apocalypse It's spinning up so it can fling us all off and start over
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evobatman posted:On the one hand, gently caress all of them because they are cops. They confused border security with god. You can argue semantics and rules-lawyer with one, but not the other.
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:27 |
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3D Megadoodoo posted:They confused border security with god. You can argue semantics and rules-lawyer with one, but not the other. I think if you're part of the main religous tradition that thinks arguing semantics and rules-lawyering with God is praxis, you'd be choosing a different argument than "pork is not food until it's cooked".
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