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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

lmao going with the "they never specifically said your name" angle that a bunch of youtube comment section dipshits have been pushing

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
How DARE you earn money for your labor

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Mr. Nice! posted:

You're actually getting rich off of your kid's murder, aren't you?!

"only my client is allowed to do that"

"poo poo I shouldn't have said that"

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
We already know from one of the psych guy's testimony that the city of Sandy Hook is paying for their therapy

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
that was it????

NecroBob
Jul 29, 2003

ben shapino posted:

lmao going with the "they never specifically said your name" angle that a bunch of youtube comment section dipshits have been pushing

"i'm not touching you i'm not touching you i'm not touching you" as legal argument. :lmao:

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
SIT YO rear end DOWN

Pyrtanis
Jun 30, 2007

The ghosts of our glories are gray-bearded guides
Fun Shoe
break time

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
just in time to go to the store

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

teen witch posted:

This man is just performing the entirety of salo as a one man show, for his career and honestly probably his private life.

i gave my criterion salo to my domme like 6 years ago and sometimes i regret it because it was a nice box and other times i'm like would i ever watch salo on dvd again

i'm torn up

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Reposting for the break/new page:

KitConstantine fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Aug 2, 2022

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

kntfkr posted:

i gave my criterion salo to my domme like 6 years ago and sometimes i regret it because it was a nice box and other times i'm like would i ever watch salo on dvd again

i'm torn up

It’s a conversational piece, like a coffee table book. I’ve given far worse to farrrrrr worse

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I've suggested it before but I am really starting to think this Alex Jones guy might be kind of an rear end in a top hat

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Grand Fromage posted:

I've suggested it before but I am really starting to think this Alex Jones guy might be kind of an rear end in a top hat

objection, hearsay

SamDabbers
May 26, 2003



ben shapino posted:

objection, hearsay

Overruled

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ben shapino posted:

objection, hearsay

Alex Jones Lawyerishly: objection your honor, I don't know what hearsay is

Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

ben shapino posted:

objection, hearsay

I call a mistrial

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Eararaldor posted:

I call a mistrial

Miss Trial? Why I think I dated her years ago!

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

KitConstantine posted:

I'll add this to the OP but I wanted the thread up before Alex testified if I could - :siren: the Alex Jones Sucks Commemarative Chili Cookoff thread is now live :siren:

Welp, you may have just found the thing that'll get me to download the app and bust out my favorite chili spices. Word of warning: I like my mouth to have some fire going on in it by the end of my chili day

Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Miss Trial? Why I think I dated her years ago!

I think I fixed that typo before you clicked quote.

Was hoping no one noticed :negative:

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
I for one was hoping Miss Trial would take the stand tomorrow if you know what I mean

Knuckle Sammich
May 4, 2009
Everybody see Jones' security Seal Team 6 him out of the courtroom?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Knuckle Sammich posted:

Everybody see Jones' security Seal Team 6 him out of the courtroom?

Such a stark contrast to the bailiffs' Meal Team Six.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Knuckle Sammich posted:

Everybody see Jones' security Seal Team 6 him out of the courtroom?

I don't recall them doing that last week. He got up and left a few times without them

Gotta protect yoruselves form those globalist hit squads that Soros sends.

Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

Knuckle Sammich posted:

Everybody see Jones' security Seal Team 6 him out of the courtroom?

Yeah, was wondering if there was a big crowd at the courthouse today.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



Grand Fromage posted:

I've suggested it before but I am really starting to think this Alex Jones guy might be kind of an rear end in a top hat
Can we truly judge him until we have listened to eight thousand hours of his podcast and learned to enter his psychic brain space?

Yes, we can, gently caress him lmao

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


A wild Dan and Jordan just walked in on the stream, first I've seen em live

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Can the Defense come in and say "Hey we SAID Alex was going to take the stand today but we decided against that?"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

SalTheBard posted:

Can the Defense come in and say "Hey we SAID Alex was going to take the stand today but we decided against that?"

The defense doesn't have a choice. He's a witness for the plaintiffs.


e: my mistake he was a defense witness.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Aug 2, 2022

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
When does Alex Jones testimony begun this wait is agonizing.

Beast Pussy
Nov 30, 2006

You are dark inside

Mr. Nice! posted:

The defense doesn't have a choice. He's a witness for the plaintiffs.

But does the defense know this?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Grand Fromage posted:

A wild Dan and Jordan just walked in on the stream, first I've seen em live

How fast does Jordan leave one Alex starts talking?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Hey there's someone in a mask, wow

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Oh god I am begging you jurors

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
jones is gonna come in and start trying to pick up the stand "what??" he'll coyly ask, "you said i could take the stand!"
then he'll wink, and nod, and put his finger against his nose as six burly men pick up the entire thing and leave.
"c-case dismissed?" the judge says helplessly

game.
set.
match.

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

Are these the jury questions? They're trash.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


what's up with these questions, the jury seemed so anti-jones before

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Hollismason posted:

When does Alex Jones testimony begun this wait is agonizing.

after the jury questions which will take 5-10 minutes.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
lmfao

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
HAHA REYNAL WITH GUM AGAIN

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