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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Alex Jones: A Sloppy, Disrespectful Mess
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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Nelson Mandingo posted:

https://twitter.com/DJDanarchy/status/1554524991642804225

lawyer referencing this right now

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


 He says they're demons play where he says they're demons!!

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



 For a split second I was hoping that he was going to want to play the whole infowars episode from today. But then he said he cut out the new defamatory statement about the court.

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Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING
A second fart has hit the courtroom (The other one was a few days ago)

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Can you please sit down, Mr. Jones?

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Sit down Mr. Jones

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Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



 "Would you please sit down, Mr. Jones"

Lol I'm loving dying.

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Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC
Lolololol.

“Would you like to confer with your client? I think he wants you to say something else.”

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What are they are arguing.

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Why does he want to play thr full clip?

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Yeah I don't understand why they want them to play the full clip either.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Digital Jedi posted:

Why does he want to play thr full clip?

Because Jones says he is sorry right after.

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Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

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Digital Jedi posted:

Why does he want to play thr full clip?

Because he says I’m sorry in it and he’s hoping to taint the jury with it and pretend to apologize.

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Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.
 He thinks the takesie-backsies rule is in effect in the state of Texas, I'd imagine.

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Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.

Digital Jedi posted:

Why does he want to play thr full clip?

???????????"""""Context"""""???????????????????????????????

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Eararaldor
Jul 30, 2007
Fanboys, ruining gaming since the 1980's

Digital Jedi posted:

Why does he want to play thr full clip?

I think it's because he says sorry to the plaintiffs (after calling one of them autistic and slow).

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
They need to hurry up and get to the cross examination of Alex Jones which is what we're all waiting on.

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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
 oh poo poo

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
HERE WE GO

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?

Lawlicaust posted:

Because he says I’m sorry in it and he’s hoping to taint the jury with it and pretend to apologize.

Please don't subject the jury to Alex Jones' taint

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

 Here we GO.

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

 hell yes

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Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

 iiiiiiitsssss timeeeeeee

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
 aw yeah here we go

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

 And so, it begins

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The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





 HERE WE loving GOOOOOOOO

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
:siren:Jones takes the stand!:siren:

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005

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teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
 See you on the other side, goons

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TaurusTorus
Mar 27, 2010

Grab the bullshit by the horns

 I'm strapped in and ready to go.

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Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Looking at him face-on now he's only a partially-shaved gorilla in a suit.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
MY BODY IS READY

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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


 I don't think there'll be a problem with volume

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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
loving finally.

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Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



 What the gently caress is on Alex's chin.


Edit : hahahahaha right out the gate jesus loving christ

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

 "I actually feel good!" Your cough says otherwise.

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SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Oh boy.

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BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
 Corporate media diss out the gate.

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ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

Xiahou Dun posted:

What the gently caress is on Alex's chin.

looks like BOFA

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