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Haha he's coming out strong.
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Oh gently caress, from the first sentence.
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Oh my god he's gonna go full hosed up
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Omg already getting yelled at lol
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hahaha "This is not a conversation" already!
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High powered law firms
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Lmao already off to a good start
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Out the gate he's being belligerant. Beautiful.
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HO FUUUCK HES hosed ALREADY
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Haha ITS ONLY BEEN 30 SECONDS.
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We have now reached the "remind everyone how boring it is when Alex rambles at them for two hours" portion of the trial
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I'm sure he'll follow all the rules perfectly from here on out.
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YEEEEEP
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AHAHA HOLY poo poo "So she got to monologue but not me?"
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And we have "I haven't intentionally lied" DING DING DING
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"the few times we covered it" gently caress offfff
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As it turns out, Alex Jones is an unlikable prick.
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Does he think "I defamed you for years but didn't even know your name" is a good defense?
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Lololololol, gently caress this is soooooo good.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:I'm sure he'll follow all the rules perfectly from here on out. Didn't even make it to the next question
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I bet that he was going to be unhinged and uh he's not doing so well
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Annnnnd the showman comes out, pointing at the jury
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Mullet lawyer literally just motioned to Alex to stop talking. This is already fantastic.
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1.) gently caress you bill 2.) gently caress you bill 3.) gently caress you bill 4.) gently caress you bill 5.) gently caress you bill 6.) gently caress you bill 7.) gently caress you bill 8.) gently caress you bill 9.) sorry bill, I know it's hard to hear that  this a real apology
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his voice is just really awful, like....horror monster kinda awful.
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poo poo four kids
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God those poor kids
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"Did you graduate from high school" "YES" "....in Austin?" "YES"
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He wasn't eating chili last night.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:his voice is just really awful, like....horror monster kinda awful. He's def sick and it's probably covid lmao
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The defense questions are just an appetizer for what is to come.
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I don't understand how this is relevant to ANYTHING much less a damages trial.
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I was hoping that he couldn't name a kid and then say that he had a bowl of chili for lunch.
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Seth Pecksniff posted:He's def sick and it's probably covid lmao Well, fourth time's the charm.
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Tree Dude posted:I don't understand how this is relevant to ANYTHING much less a damages trial. It's Alex Jones' dream! It would be immoral to stomp on Alex Jones' dream. Think of his life before you think he should be punished for money.
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Sharkman??!!?
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