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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

goatface posted:

The objective waste of carbon tried to redefine reality and pick a fight with the plaintiff lawyers

Tree Dude posted:

Alex approaches Ms. Lewis and her therapist guy that testified yesterday and started having some words for them. Good lawyers shut that down as quickly as they could. Jones starts calling the good lawyers names and ranting about edited tapes from today's show.

This has got to be a contempt motion in the morning. Like holy poo poo

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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




It occurs to me with how bad Jones is rage making GBS threads and loving up everything now to softball questions that he's probably going to melt down during cross examination. I honestly believed he would be subdued but no he honestly believes this is his show.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Wheeeeew.

Missed a bit there. I must've passed out due to my massive boner from when the judge ripped Alex's soul out through his nose.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
gently caress, this thread jumped like 800 posts in a day.

I missed the trial today and Law and Crime has part 1 up. Did the trial end yet? They'll probably have part 2 up on youtube. There is no way in hell I'm not going to watch Jones on the stand.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

teen witch posted:

I made a post about it yesterday but I’m sorry I’m just floored I witnessed that

it's absolutely unreal. that poo poo he pulled just now really bothers me.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Pennywise the Frown posted:

gently caress, this thread jumped like 800 posts in a day.

I missed the trial today and Law and Crime has part 1 up. Did the trial end yet? They'll probably have part 2 up on youtube. There is no way in hell I'm not going to watch Jones on the stand.

Read absolutely nothing further because your expectations will be elbow dropped into submission.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He might end up in a secure psych unit at this rate.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

teen witch posted:

Read absolutely nothing further because your expectations will be elbow dropped into submission.

oh god now I'm excited!!!

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Seth Pecksniff posted:

This has got to be a contempt motion in the morning. Like holy poo poo

Yeah there is a non zero chance he goes to jail.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/SebastianMurdoc/status/1554536197338300417?s=20&t=MZSmk5xl7zTFmexmcJGKHQ

It really takes some suicidally stupid defence team to not feign death and run when their client is this:

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

can you name your 4 children and their ages?



uhhh well uh you want their names? theres uh

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Trillhouse posted:

it's absolutely unreal. that poo poo he pulled just now really bothers me.

I wish this wasn’t at the loving expense of grieving parents because it is some absolutely insane poo poo. I truly do not know where to begin

Chimp_On_Stilts
Aug 31, 2004
Holy Hell.
Has Law & Crime or any other YouTube channel been posting the off-the-record discussions?

I missed Jones trying to speak to the plaintiff just now and am interested to see it.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

Has Law & Crime or any other YouTube channel been posting the off-the-record discussions?

I missed Jones trying to speak to the plaintiff just now and am interested to see it.

They have been doing so, they posted "flipping off" one before, so it should be up soon.

Piell fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Aug 2, 2022

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
This is how these folks roll. Bully people. Shout anyone down who doesn’t agree with you and then evade all consequences. Something tells me this strategy may not work out so well for Mr. Jones though.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


It's so clear there's no defense strategy. If Alex came in and was quiet and humble and apologetic, I could imagine a possibility of throwing off enough of the jury. But he can't do it and they never planned anything.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/dansolomon/status/1554591961734172675

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
God I cannot wait for whatever HBO is producing to come out

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

Grand Fromage posted:

It's so clear there's no defense strategy. If Alex came in and was quiet and humble and apologetic, I could imagine a possibility of throwing off enough of the jury. But he can't do it and they never planned anything.

Isn’t this like his sixth set of lawyers?


How long does it take them to put up the VOD after the stream ends?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





That torn larynx just comes and goes you know?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Considering how often he brought it up while under oath, I hope he has medical records supporting his torn larynx.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



TheMightyBoops posted:

Isn’t this like his sixth set of lawyers?


How long does it take them to put up the VOD after the stream ends?

Like a couple hours usually. I think it’s been about 2-3 the last few.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I will be at work tomorrow during the really fun stuff. If I don't catch it live can I get a replay somewhere? I want to see the even more insane poo poo hit the even faster moving fan when Jones gets cross examined. Live tweeting and highlights afterwards just aren't enough for me any more I want the real stuff, uncut and pure.

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

bird food bathtub posted:

I will be at work tomorrow during the really fun stuff. If I don't catch it live can I get a replay somewhere? I want to see the even more insane poo poo hit the even faster moving fan when Jones gets cross examined. Live tweeting and highlights afterwards just aren't enough for me any more I want the real stuff, uncut and pure.

Have you heard the Knowledge Fight deposition episodes?

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
"Shut down the livestream" Nooooo!!!

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Canine Blues Arooo posted:

This dude really believes his own bullshit.

I actually through he was putting on an act, but like this is crazy. What a human pile of trash.

No way, he's just in too deep and doesn't give a gently caress.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Seeing reporters at big outlets tweet poo poo like this pisses me off
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1554589580778684416?t=D35as6wEcwALTmnu1eucdA&s=19
It was cruel and stupid, and shocking in its excesses of those qualities. But it was NOT surprising

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Again, this is how Alex Jones is reacting today to softball questions from his defense. Imagine what he's going to be like tomorrow when he has to answer actual biting questions.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013


More excellent decisions from noted Brain Genius, Mr Jones.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Again, this is how Alex Jones is reacting today to softball questions from his defense. Imagine what he's going to be like tomorrow when he has to answer actual biting questions.

:crnasickos:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

The gently caress is a gamblehive

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Fingers crossed for a no-show followed by a critical witness warrant.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The gently caress is a gamblehive

A casino for bees??

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

SilvergunSuperman posted:

The gently caress is a gamblehive

The Judge in this case's last name is Gamble and the dude wanted to be more annoying so instead of "fans" went with "-hive"

Perhaps a reference to the embarassing Kamala Harris K-Hive situation

Edit: I'm often aggravatingly literal

sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

i mean its definitely content

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Anyone have any idea when cross-ex might start tomorrow?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

TipTow posted:

Anyone have any idea when cross-ex might start tomorrow?

Depends how long Reynal wants to jerk alex off for in the morning. I would guess by 10 at the latest, how much more is there to ask/say on the defense side?

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





*Plays videos of Alex speaking fine with no cough, raging on camera after the trial tonight*

"Mr. Jones can you provide proof that you are suffering a medical condition?"

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



KitConstantine posted:

Seeing reporters at big outlets tweet poo poo like this pisses me off
https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1554589580778684416?t=D35as6wEcwALTmnu1eucdA&s=19
It was cruel and stupid, and shocking in its excesses of those qualities. But it was NOT surprising

A phrase I keep coming back to these days is "I'm shocked, but I'm not surprised."

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Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

TipTow posted:

Anyone have any idea when cross-ex might start tomorrow?

Depends if Alex shows up or if he pretend he can't talk because of his "torn larynx"

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