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B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Fingers crossed for a no-show followed by a critical witness warrant.

If he pretends to run his show from a secret bunker while the sheriff's department kicks in his door and drags him out of his studio I will probably die laughing.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

TipTow posted:

Anyone have any idea when cross-ex might start tomorrow?

There's no telling but given the defense is using like 50% plaintiffs time on average, I expect the cross to be over at lunch, and jury questions come at lunch. I imagine the plaintiff's attorneys would keep him up there longer but it might exhaust the jury after their points are clearly made.

E: I'm guessing like one more hour of friendly questioning and about two from cross.

Stolkin
Aug 10, 2013

Cacator posted:

A casino for bees??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBNom46c4tQ

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Thanks for the tips on cross-ex time everyone, i parachuted into the stream when I heard jones was on and :stare: I have poo poo to do tomorrow but I can’t miss this

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Again, this is how Alex Jones is reacting today to softball questions from his defense. Imagine what he's going to be like tomorrow when he has to answer actual biting questions.

I imagine it will be something that I'll be able to crush up, mix with a little lemon juice, and inject directly into my loving veins.

Speaking of which, I'll bet anyone a shiny nickel his voice sounding like puked up poo poo is due to rampant oxy abuse.

gregday
May 23, 2003

“Hey buddy I think I’m autistic too” oughtta be the thread title

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz6TLzP2ixE

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
/\/\/\ :argh:

Piell posted:

They have been doing so, they posted "flipping off" one before, so it should be up soon.

And indeed it is up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dz6TLzP2ixE

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Holy loving poo poo

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



i know you should never read the comments but it's mindblowing to me how many people are out there shilling for aj on every one of these vids

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

alf_pogs posted:

i know you should never read the comments but it's mindblowing to me how many people are out there shilling for aj on every one of these vids

its really bad lmao we're doomed and we deserve it

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

I'm so glad I listened to the last half-hour or so on my drive home.

I haven't felt so many emotions while driving since I finally listened to the Roger Stone deposition episode a month or two ago.

Holy poo poo I can't wait for tomorrow.

Plan R
Oct 5, 2021

For Romeo
Am I the only one tearing-up here?

e: viewers for this stream went from 4k this morning to 8k this afternoon and now it's about 28k.

2e: Now it's near 45k viewers.

Plan R fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Aug 3, 2022

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

I feel like an infowars host right now because I'm noticing weird things. Why isn't alex wearing his wedding ring? Is he planning on divorcing his wife, then she gets all the money in settlement and he's off the hook for damages?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

mojo1701a posted:

I haven't felt so many emotions while driving since I finally listened to the Roger Stone deposition episode a month or two ago. .

I listened to this today for the first time at work and it was absolutely incredible.

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
https://twitter.com/THEPAIGEREPORT1/status/1554595572316835842?s=20&t=D0KTZtCCp_RocBqu5YZ61w

"The parents came over and tried to hug me but the lawyers wouldn't allow it." - Alex Jones

Edit: At the end of the clip.

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug
Does he think his finances are insulated behind enough shell corps, that they'll never get it? Is he just high on his own farts? Is just crazy?

:suspense:

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020

Meatball posted:

Does he think his finances are insulated behind enough shell corps, that they'll never get it? Is he just high on his own farts? Is just crazy?

:suspense:

Yes.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Meatball posted:

Does he think his finances are insulated behind enough shell corps, that they'll never get it? Is he just high on his own farts? Is just crazy?

:suspense:
what're they gonna do? everyone is in here marveling at the audacity of jones but...what're they gonna do?
"you're fined eleventy katrillion dollars"
"ok" *doesn't pay*
court system: *shrug*
today was jones flaunting that they won't do poo poo. how many warning did he get just today? "mister joooooones! you're reckless, hateful, despicable, and have no respect at all for the rules of law!! see you tomorrow, sleep tight, do you need a snack before you go?"
there's no "strategy" or "thought" jones just knows he'll never face any consequences. it's the middle section of "office space" and that was jones destroying the copier cause he's out of fucks to give and no one will stop him

i know, i know: they COULD do this!! or they COULD do THIS!

but they won't

he's rich, he's white, he's in texas. hell, he might have an award by the time this is over

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





[TW here: don’t post screencaps or rips from the zoom feed, it’s explicitly not allowed]

There is the hot mic at the end of the day.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Aug 3, 2022

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
An independent medical exam would probably be necessary to determine what exactly is hosed up.

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

Meatball posted:

Does he think
Buddy I'm gonna stop you right there

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Lol the system doesn't shrug, they allow all appeals then start seizing cash and assets.

This isn't like criminal justice, poo poo sometimes happens to rich people.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Ah poo poo sorry, my bad.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Law and Crime video up of Jones' testimony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px1nMI3mmjg

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

I missed most of him on the stand and only just saw the video linked upthread of what happened afterwards. Did Lewis approach Jones out of the blue with that bottle of water, or was something said just before the clip began?

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




So what are the odds this ends with him pulling an OJ and moving to Florida so his house can’t be seized?

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Looking very much forward to the jurors questions.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Dinosaurs! posted:

I missed most of him on the stand and only just saw the video linked upthread of what happened afterwards. Did Lewis approach Jones out of the blue with that bottle of water, or was something said just before the clip began?

It looks like she approached him out of the blue. The audio on the youtube version is even worse than the stream was, but I think that when Ms Lewis brought Alex the water bottle he told her that she's being manipulated by her lawyers and to watch the full video. And he was starting to say the same to Mr Heslin when they finally put an end to it.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Confusedslight posted:

https://twitter.com/THEPAIGEREPORT1/status/1554595572316835842?s=20&t=D0KTZtCCp_RocBqu5YZ61w

"The parents came over and tried to hug me but the lawyers wouldn't allow it." - Alex Jones

Edit: At the end of the clip.

That torn larynx must go away when he's shouting.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Regalingualius posted:

So what are the odds this ends with him pulling an OJ and moving to Florida so his house can’t be seized?

Texas has similar homestead protections in bankruptcy.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Meatball posted:

Does he think his finances are insulated behind enough shell corps, that they'll never get it? Is he just high on his own farts? Is just crazy?

:suspense:

If you are sufficiently rich you will not face any consequences for anything except messing with other rich peoples money.
Is Alex Jones sufficiently rich? We'll find out in five years or so.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

gregday posted:

“Hey buddy I think I’m autistic too” oughtta be the thread title

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Your Gay Uncle posted:

I feel like an infowars host right now because I'm noticing weird things. Why isn't alex wearing his wedding ring? Is he planning on divorcing his wife, then she gets all the money in settlement and he's off the hook for damages?

They divorced a few years ago.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Just like to remind everyone that the shitshow we saw today was Alex under the scrutiny of his own defence :allears:

Generic American
Mar 15, 2012

I love my Peng


I am honestly starting to get a little frustrated by the judge. I get that she has plenty of reasons to be lenient with the defense so that she doesn't play into their whole "this trial is biased against us!!!" playbook, but at this point, why even bother scolding Alex and his lawyer if she's clearly not going to do anything about it? It's absolutely cathartic to see her talking down to him like the petulant little child that he is, but I don't think it is going to accomplish anything other than entertaining us on the stream. Meanwhile, he's going to keep playing by a completely different set of rules where he gets to say whatever he wants directly to the jury with the occasional "please just answer the question" prod and the plaintiffs just get a little asterisk at the bottom of their sheet during deliberations that what he said technically isn't true.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Generic American posted:

I am honestly starting to get a little frustrated by the judge. I get that she has plenty of reasons to be lenient with the defense so that she doesn't play into their whole "this trial is biased against us!!!" playbook, but at this point, why even bother scolding Alex and his lawyer if she's clearly not going to do anything about it? It's absolutely cathartic to see her talking down to him like the petulant little child that he is, but I don't think it is going to accomplish anything other than entertaining us on the stream. Meanwhile, he's going to keep playing by a completely different set of rules where he gets to say whatever he wants directly to the jury with the occasional "please just answer the question" prod and the plaintiffs just get a little asterisk at the bottom of their sheet during deliberations that what he said technically isn't true.

Being overly generous with warnings etc.. makes it easier to keep from getting overturned would be my guess.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
She is going to sanction both of them for quite a bit of money, but that has to wait. I think contempt is possible if shenanigans continue tomorrow.

xarph
Jun 18, 2001


Generic American posted:

I am honestly starting to get a little frustrated by the judge. I get that she has plenty of reasons to be lenient with the defense so that she doesn't play into their whole "this trial is biased against us!!!" playbook, but at this point, why even bother scolding Alex and his lawyer if she's clearly not going to do anything about it? It's absolutely cathartic to see her talking down to him like the petulant little child that he is, but I don't think it is going to accomplish anything other than entertaining us on the stream. Meanwhile, he's going to keep playing by a completely different set of rules where he gets to say whatever he wants directly to the jury with the occasional "please just answer the question" prod and the plaintiffs just get a little asterisk at the bottom of their sheet during deliberations that what he said technically isn't true.

The audience isn't us, the audience is the inevitable court of appeals where jones will throw his lawyers under the bus citing incompetent representation (which is true, but it's by design)

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Generic American posted:

I am honestly starting to get a little frustrated by the judge. I get that she has plenty of reasons to be lenient with the defense so that she doesn't play into their whole "this trial is biased against us!!!" playbook, but at this point, why even bother scolding Alex and his lawyer if she's clearly not going to do anything about it? It's absolutely cathartic to see her talking down to him like the petulant little child that he is, but I don't think it is going to accomplish anything other than entertaining us on the stream. Meanwhile, he's going to keep playing by a completely different set of rules where he gets to say whatever he wants directly to the jury with the occasional "please just answer the question" prod and the plaintiffs just get a little asterisk at the bottom of their sheet during deliberations that what he said technically isn't true.

I suspect she's going to sanction them into a fine paste after everything is concluded.

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