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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

What's your qualifications?

I'm stupid and mean.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


By popular demand posted:

What's your qualifications?

Not English.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm stupid and mean.

How inbred are you

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Burkion posted:

How inbred are you

Most of my ancestors were from the archipelago. (e: Which, oddly enough, means "not very" what with trade etc.)

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can you speak in a funny accent? Any will do.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Can you speak in a funny accent? Any will do.

Jes.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

By popular demand posted:

Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened?

I would prefer being carried around in a sedan chair. Is that a problem?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



By popular demand posted:

Last question: Could you walk around in royal bearing as if the French revolution, The Enlightenment and the Russian revolution never happened?

Counter question: are the subjects able to be quiet enough to satisfy a sovereign creature from the Finnish darknesses? If so, yes.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
"Police: Sex-Crazed Fanboy Gropes, Grabs, Chases Male DPW Worker"

https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/morris/news/police-sex-crazed-fanboy-gropes-grabs-chases-male-dpw-worker/839237/

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

quote:

'Flying' adult toys cause crash on KZN highway

Durban -- TRAFFIC on the N2 in KwaZulu-Natal was affected following a car crash after a box of adult toys fell off a trailer on Saturday afternoon.

"Reports from the scene indicate that a vehicle was travelling behind a light delivery vehicle towing a trailer, when a box of sex toys allegedly flew off the trailer, hitting the car behind. The vehicle that was struck, lost control and crashed," Herbst said.



The perpetrator (not a brand name)

Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

loving came out of nowhere!

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

So how long before NJ passes a law allowing the state to take possession of any cemetery it deems to be misused?

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Baron von Eevl posted:

So how long before NJ passes a law allowing the state to take possession of any cemetery it deems to be misused?

As soon as they want to build on top of it?

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal


They needed to consult some data to figure this out?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

quote:

Lahja kertoo, että on ruvennut kannattamaan Suomen Nato-jäsenyyttä. Kissankin nimi oli aikaisemmin Nussolini.

"Lahja [a woman's name] says that she's started supporting Finland's membership in NATO. The cat was even called Nussolini, earlier."

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Radio Paranoia posted:

Imagine trying to explain this to your insurance.
"A box fell off of a trailer and hit my car."

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Zereth posted:

"A box fell off of a trailer and hit my car."

I took an unsecured load to the grill.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Dallas man shoots woman, kills self with same bullet, police say

quote:

A short while later, an area hospital contacted the Dallas Police Department after a man and woman, both suffering gunshot wounds, were found in a vehicle and transported for medical attention, the TV station reported.

Investigators believe that the man, since identified as 26-year-old Byron Redmon, shot the woman in the neck and that, somehow, the bullet exited her neck and struck Redmon in the leg, WFAA reported.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
what is it about Dallas and magic bullets?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Air travel has been around so long and people still don't know you're not allowed to let your dog just roam around eating other people's fast food.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Undeclared McMuffins is a god-tier username.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ncumbered_by_idgits posted:

Undeclared McMuffins is a god-tier username.

One of the rarer compiler errors.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1554584095505743872

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/GianmarcoSoresi/status/1554524277013200896

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Australia takes diseases of plants and livestock seriously.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
And it's like routine in airports to have international travellers with entire suitcases full of like, raw meat or vegetables or bags of rice or ramen because people earnestly believe they won't be able to find chicken or cabbage or rice in America, or Korea or whatever.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

:chloe:

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

There's a 24 hour Border Security Australia channel on 7Plus.

On the one hand, gently caress all of them because they are cops.

On the other hand, travellers with 50 lbs of raw pork in their suitcases.

It did lead to the most legendary exchange though:

"You can't bring undeclared food into Australia"
"It's not food"
"How is this not food?"
"It's not cooked yet!"

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
They find some amazing things in those suitcases.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

You would be the one to break this story

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/motherboard/status/1554501556606754816

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




I'm sure it's fine, and not another portent of the coming apocalypse

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Amphigory posted:

I'm sure it's fine, and not another portent of the coming apocalypse

It's spinning up so it can fling us all off and start over

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

evobatman posted:

On the one hand, gently caress all of them because they are cops.

On the other hand, travellers with 50 lbs of raw pork in their suitcases.

It did lead to the most legendary exchange though:

"You can't bring undeclared food into Australia"
"It's not food"
"How is this not food?"
"It's not cooked yet!"

They confused border security with god. You can argue semantics and rules-lawyer with one, but not the other.

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thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


3D Megadoodoo posted:

They confused border security with god. You can argue semantics and rules-lawyer with one, but not the other.

I think if you're part of the main religous tradition that thinks arguing semantics and rules-lawyering with God is praxis, you'd be choosing a different argument than "pork is not food until it's cooked".

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