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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Incidentally the reason that Alex Jones can't be in the room right now is that he can't hear the answers his attorney is going to give.

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mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Sir Tonk posted:

stilling laughing at that "but nyt wmds!" response out of nowhere

I'm honestly surprised he didn't cap off his testimony by yet again saying that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

BUG JUG posted:

Question for actual lawyers: if perjury is proven, when can Jones be charged with that? Post trial with the sanctions filings or should it be done during the trial itself?

Whoever the prosecutor is in texas will have to bring charges, but I can't imagine that he's not referred to them for it.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Plan R posted:

Oh good I can go get a taco!

How are they gonna top this? Jury questions? Jones tackling Mark?

hopefully some infowarrior doesnt go after bankston, jones is going to be losing his mind back at the show tomorrow.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



BUG JUG posted:

Question for actual lawyers: if perjury is proven, when can Jones be charged with that? Post trial with the sanctions filings or should it be done during the trial itself?

Don't get your hopes too high for perjury charges. They're usually only brought out for special circumstances.

OTOH, given how bad Jones and attorneys have been, I won't be shocked if this is one of the rare times they come into play.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

ElegantFugue posted:

"If- IF you have questions for Mr. Jones you may write them down"

Any juror who does not have at least ONE question after that clearly doesn't even know what planet they're on

or theyre blue collar

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I've never smoked but I feel like I need to do a post coital light up.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
still cant believe they dont mute the mic on the stream during breaks

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

confirmation that Jordan and Dan Knew
https://twitter.com/gotobedjordan/status/1554869439555723265?s=20&t=FN3itXpmXcevNiO5y7-BQA

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1554868072896512002?s=20&t=HX74tx63PQI54FrTEifQCA

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Oh now Reynal is asking, "Wait, how did you get this?"

Mark is LOVING THIS.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
omg no way

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

ElegantFugue posted:

"If- IF you have questions for Mr. Jones you may write them down"

Any juror who does not have at least ONE question after that clearly doesn't even know what planet they're on

What would you ask? I don't think I could edit my list down to anything comprehensible. Would you even expect an honest answer? Why bother.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
ahahah Mark is absolutely like bodyslamming McMullet

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!
Alex's lawyer phoning someone

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
"All medical records" for a 3 year period

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Oh my god the Knowledge Fight post-game show with Mark and Bill is gonna be amazing

There has to be one. I am manifesting it

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
oh my god its even worse

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



oh poo poo mark just told reynal alex jones had a bunch of medical records (i think?) and sealed depositions on the upload of the phone they sent


reynal is SHOOK

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
So how expensive is law school again

Asking for a friend

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.
Mark just hot-mic'd that they also have a ton of other poo poo they've been sitting on for three years, including confidential medical records???

JehovahsWetness
Dec 9, 2005

bang that shit retarded
Holy poo poo OTHER PEOPLE'S medical records.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Radio Paranoia posted:

"All medical records" for a 3 year period

of third parties - like their private eye digging into sandy hook parents.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
My partner is summoning me to dinner, which is chili. Into Valhalla I ride

red19fire
May 26, 2010

MARK TRASH TALKING REYNAL TO HIS FACE HOLY poo poo THIS RULES

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Devor posted:

Mark just hot-mic'd that they also have a ton of other poo poo they've been sitting on for three years, including confidential medical records???

mark isn't sitting on it, it came from alex's cell phone backup that he got.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
What are the odds of a sudden "family emergency" that Alex has to clean up pronto?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

red19fire posted:

MARK TRASH TALKING REYNAL TO HIS FACE HOLY poo poo THIS RULES

that's disclosure, baby

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Devor posted:

Mark just hot-mic'd that they also have a ton of other poo poo they've been sitting on for three years, including confidential medical records???

No, data from three years, I believe he said he got them 12 (?) days ago

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
what's with the camera guy? is that for something separate than the stream?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

spinst posted:

oh poo poo mark just told reynal alex jones had a bunch of medical records (i think?) and sealed depositions on the upload of the phone they sent


reynal is SHOOK

Holy loving poo poo

No wonder they didn't comply with discovery

Holy poo poo

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



EorayMel posted:

So how expensive is law school again

Asking for a friend

Apparently if you're Reynal you can just do a correspondence course and pass the TX bar.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

spinst posted:

oh poo poo mark just told reynal alex jones had a bunch of medical records (i think?) and sealed depositions on the upload of the phone they sent


reynal is SHOOK

HAHAHAHAHA

YES

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR HIRING CHARLIE KELLY AS YOUR LAWYER YOU PIECE OF poo poo

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

ElegantFugue posted:

"If- IF you have questions for Mr. Jones you may write them down"

Any juror who does not have at least ONE question after that clearly doesn't even know what planet they're on

It might be hard to articulate a question after all of that. If I were a juror it's possible that the only question I could manage would be "???"

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

PerilPastry posted:

what's with the camera guy? is that for something separate than the stream?

He's there for HBO doc about the trial

spinst
Jul 14, 2012



red19fire posted:

MARK TRASH TALKING REYNAL TO HIS FACE HOLY poo poo THIS RULES

reynal asked him "the whole phone?" followed by "...can you send it to me?"

LMAO

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

PerilPastry posted:

what's with the camera guy? is that for something separate than the stream?

HBO doc

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
"He's panicking. He's absolutely panicking."

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





"There are going to be months of fallout from this."

Lol

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



"There is going to be months of fallout from this."

Everyone Alex was scamming in the courts is getting a copy of that phone.

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