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Catastrophe posted:He who bears the most gas, let him also bear forth his rear end. No, All.
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Well I didn't expect the closing argument being "maybe everyone else is the conspiracy theorist" but sure ok
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Alex Jones blasts the last pass of crass rear end gas mass with sass
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NecroBob posted:Is this guy really just nailing down that Alex Jones wasn't the one physically in the school killing kids? Even better and moreso, he's driving home that the mainstream media and politicians are responsible for the whole unfortunate mistake.
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AAHHHAHA "Neither parent had ever watched InfoWars before 2018" My man, come on now.
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madmatt112 posted:Even better and moreso, he's driving home that the mainstream media and politicians are responsible for the whole unfortunate mistake. Yeah, I was gonna say, dude is pointing the finger at a lot of people, none of whom are currently on trial. ![]()
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I'm trying to remain unbiased, but he lost me. This closing statement is all over the place.
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I also hate that he keeps bringing up that they hadn't watched Alex Jones before this, as if that somehow influences all the other people who DID watch Jones' show and then harassed these poor people.
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I'm gonna miss the entire farce when AJ is acquitted.
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lmao closing argument is a big rant about the mainstream media; alex jones just slipped up because he doesn't trust the government! that's not his fault!
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‘What, is a guy who calls himself a journalist supposed to fact check *everything* he states as fact? C’monnnnn’
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OMFG "Why doesn't anybody listen?? Because Alex Jones' platform is so small!"
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"his platform isn't that big. not as big as hillary, or megyn kelly. i don't mean to minimize his platform." then why the gently caress are you talking ![]()
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Dude they made 70 million dollars. Infowars had an audience. What a creep.
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Edward Mass posted:No, All. my man
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I'm not quite sure what this guy's point is.
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red19fire posted:‘What, is a guy who calls himself a journalist supposed to fact check *everything* he states as fact? C’monnnnn’ "But also, the corporate media is the devil for not doing exactly that all the time".
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I think Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would have presented a better defense.
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Please note that the Plaintiff's lawyers get another swing at closing after the Defense closes So they get to correct any...misapprehensions the defense tries to introduce during this little presentation
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Your honor, my client actually sucks poo poo and nobody listens to his lame podcasts when he broadcasts. I am a lawyer fr fr no cap
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His platform isn't big he just hangs out with Trump and gets interviewed by Greenwald and who has heard of those jerks am I right
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Despite the texts that I accidentally sent the plaintiffs and testimony by Alex himself, he’s broke as a joke and doesn’t make any money.
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"someone" *long pause* *smirk* "or something weaponized Neil and Scarlett's grief"![]()
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Hollismason posted:I'm not quite sure what this guy's point is. Neither is he, don't feel too bad.
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Lucid Nonsense posted:I think Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would have presented a better defense. "Your honour, if I can't chew gauze and rant, I'm hosed."
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Man, this guy is a huge shitbag and lies as much as Alex.
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Hollismason posted:I'm not quite sure what this guy's point is. "The money is all imaginary so you don't need to assign big damages to ruin the poor little boy. Just a few scant million will RUIN him and put all these people in debtor's prison."
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madmatt112 posted:AAHHHAHA "Neither parent had ever watched InfoWars before 2018" "Look just because you found out that I've been killing your pets and painting swastikas on your mailbox today doesn't mean I'm guilty : you didn't start suspecting me until a couple of years ago!"
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red19fire posted:‘What, is a guy who calls himself a journalist supposed to fact check *everything* he states as fact? C’monnnnn’ I think in one of the depositions Owen Shroyer tried to says the staff of InfoWars weren't technically journalists because all they did was read stuff they had read on other sites so if anyone has a problem with their level of journalistic integrity they'll have to take it up with those places! checkmate, libs
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"The plantiffs have excellent lawyers and they spared no expense" Not like me, a giant dumbass
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Just in case you haven't made up your minds yet, I'll draw your attention to this piece of paper...
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Lucid Nonsense posted:I think Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would have presented a better defense. It's French Tobacco.
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For anyone who thought this lawyer was TRYING TO BRING ALEX DOWN FROM INSIDE… he’s a very good actor if so I think he’s just evil, but hey maybe his reputation is worth saving Alex
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I've got my headphones on as I'm doing other things and he is still talking!
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MattO posted:gassing the jury for extra damages Poopative damages. I will see myself out.
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Where's the lying cat from that comic? because gently caress
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man it's a shame Alex Jones is a small time nobody who makes $70 million a year grifting people :-/
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Plan R posted:I'm gonna miss the entire farce when AJ is acquitted. He has already been found guilty. He cannot be acquitted at this point.
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Holy loving LOL "This case has taken more time than it took for my client to allegedly bludgeon his neighbor's dog and paint a swastika on his mailbox. I think we're done here."
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 10:32 |
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Bringing out the big guns with the hand written lovely boards.
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