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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
SOROS LEFTIST JUDGE!!!!!!!!!

They control her!

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TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

KitConstantine posted:

he's so red and mad online

It’s morphed into his only state; it ate the old Alex Jones.

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Alex Jones diagnosed with a fatal case of Reynal failure

Amazing :golfclap:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Listening to the KF podcast right now and I’m thinking they’re kicking themselves for leaving the trial on the 3rd.

Also, I’m a weirdo for getting concerned the jury is taking this long, right?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Please remember Ive listened to a shitload of Russian propaganda, Russian UN testimony, Lavrov's media presentations, etc, so I'm somewhat mentally adjusted to this.

Normal people should not listen to unfiltered Jones

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

funeral home DJ posted:

Listening to the KF podcast right now and I’m thinking they’re kicking themselves for leaving the trial on the 3rd.

Also, I’m a weirdo for getting concerned the jury is taking this long, right?

Due to the sheer quantity of evidence they have to review the earliest we can really expect a verdict is this afternoon, more likely Friday.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Ooooh he's getting himself worked up now

"My destruction will be SPECTACULAAAR!!! AND IT WILL BE A LIGHT TO OTHERS AND TO THEIR CHILDREN"

Immediate cut to ads :lmao:

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

hotdog feet posted:

Quick, somebody Photoshop Budd Dwyer with Alex Jones' face

You rang?

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

KitConstantine posted:

Normal people should not listen to unfiltered Jones


lmao going out on a desctrucion rant of himself to ads on his new book.
$50 for an autographed copy

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

REYNAL is the new IANAL

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY

KitConstantine posted:

Ooooh he's getting himself worked up now

"My destruction will be SPECTACULAAAR!!! AND IT WILL BE A LIGHT TO OTHERS AND TO THEIR CHILDREN"

Immediate cut to ads :lmao:

THIS is the Knowledge Fight episode i look forward to listening to :allears:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Kirk Vikernes posted:

Alex Jones diagnosed with a fatal case of Reynal failure




Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Jones in extremely unhealthy. I think he's most recently suffering from Reynal failure.

:colbert:

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

KitConstantine posted:

Ooooh he's getting himself worked up now

"My destruction will be SPECTACULAAAR!!! AND IT WILL BE A LIGHT TO OTHERS AND TO THEIR CHILDREN"

Immediate cut to ads :lmao:

That's, like, literally all the time on Infowars. Sometimes he gets interrupted by the ads mid-sentence.

I've listened to >600 episodes of Knowledge Fight. :shepface:

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013


his was more succinct!

The loving music he's playing, its ridiculous.

Also GOD warned him this would happen, that SATAN would oppose him, and all is going according to plan

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Antigravitas posted:

That's, like, literally all the time on Infowars. Sometimes he gets interrupted by the ads mid-sentence.

I've listened to >600 episodes of Knowledge Fight. :shepface:

Oh, I know, but I've never watched it live before. It hits different ngl

Edit: BOBBY BARNES IS GONNA BE ON LATER

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Roger Stone and Barnes are coming on in the next hour or so

KitConstantine posted:

his was more succinct!

The loving music he's playing, its ridiculous.

Also GOD warned him this would happen, that SATAN would oppose him, and all is going according to plan

Statn's control is limited!!!!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

KitConstantine posted:

his was more succinct!

Ok, fair.

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

KitConstantine posted:


The loving music he's playing, its ridiculous.


When he gets really apocalyptic he'll have literal air raid sirens wailing in the background.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Deptfordx posted:

When he gets really apocalyptic he'll have literal air raid sirens wailing in the background.

The most recent was ominous techno including the tolling of church bells

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Those drat lefist groups buying up the food companies he uses to supply his store

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
How many people listen to infowars anyway? Like he's gotta have a couple of million listeners right

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

KitConstantine posted:

He's begging for money and talking about guerilla war now
are we sure about that spelling?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Hollismason posted:

How many people listen to infowars anyway? Like he's gotta have a couple of million listeners right

10% of the planet!

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

Stoatbringer posted:

10% of the planet!

10% of the english speaking world, lets not be unreasonable here

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Operation King David!

Standing against the goliath that is trying to stop us

Keep us funded!

He just ranted for 5+ minutes about needing money and goes straight to ad break that is about the same poo poo

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

We're BEYOND THE BAT SIGNAL people!!!

Scam Likely
Feb 19, 2021

It warms my heart so much to see everybody rallying around the posting pile in this moment. It's why I love this dead gay comedy forum.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



funeral home DJ posted:

Listening to the KF podcast right now and I’m thinking they’re kicking themselves for leaving the trial on the 3rd.

Also, I’m a weirdo for getting concerned the jury is taking this long, right?

Have you ever tried to get 12 people do literally anything, ever?

Now imagine they're complete strangers who disagree and it's a complicated task they're unfamiliar with. It's gonna take waaaaaaaaay longer than you think just from that before you think about any of the actual stuff related to the case.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc
https://twitter.com/dansolomon/status/1555230390125731845

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Hollismason posted:

How many people listen to infowars anyway? Like he's gotta have a couple of million listeners right

They requested $150m based on his claim of 75 million listeners.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

The infowars store ad that just played included a 'hotline' number.

I guess his audience is indeed old as gently caress, so having the option to phone order makes sense. Or is it like a poison control number?

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005

:five:

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
10% of the universe.

He has a thanos glove and holds on finger and its 10% of the thing.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Spent approximately 5 minutes on US Politics/NWO/Pelosi in Taiwan

Now back to whining about how people were mean to him outside the court house

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I missed Owen's second day on the stand, was it entertaining at all or just boring poo poo (the Owen Experience)?

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

Run to the hills time

Also :lmao: "We SHOULD be talking about my SHAM trial, but instead I'm gonna talk about HOW THE WORLD IS FALLING INTO COLLAPSE aren't I NOBLE?????"

Pivot immediately to asking for money to survive the current and upcoming trials

Mummy Napkin
Mar 18, 2018
he’s going full Darksydephil begging now

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009
If Alex Jones hadn't hosed around with delaying tactics, then his phone info would have been submitted prior to Jan 6th. And those texts wouldn't be being discussed at all. So by stalling he still lost, and his phone info will end up public eventually. But the splatter range is going to be a lot bigger than it would if he hadn't stalled.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
This one goes out to the gay frogs

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