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They're watching all those infowars videos in evidence. Y'know, for fun.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:They're watching all those infowars videos in evidence. Y'know, for fun. Yeah this is what's really going on, they have 18 hours and 47 minutes of Alex Jones that was admitted to evidence and by god they're going to watch every glorious second of it before returning a verdict of "Judge is a Demon, Plaintiffs are Demons, Trump is still president"
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Subscribe and ring the bell on the youtube page for the court and you won't miss it
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I say they award 100 million dollars
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Borscht posted:Subscribe and ring the bell on the youtube page for the court and you won't miss it too dystopian for me
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the jury foreman is going to come out and ask for more whole episodes of InfoWars to watch
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Upsidads posted:Every like adds 10 to the total subscribe now for a 15x MATCH!!
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The jury has requested the brain pills.
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I don't even have a hunch on what they might award him except it certainly won't be $1. I want them to award $150m and I believe the parents deserve it but I don't want to get my hopes up.
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Jury has convicted Dan and Jordan.
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Really hoping they come back with a verdict of 100 million
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If they ruin him too hard there won't be any left for his ex-wife.
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If the pills stiff dick, you must acquit
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150 mil, but Jones has to personally carry it to the plaintiffs in the form of 33k lbs of  bills
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Hungry Computer posted:150 mil, but Jones has to personally carry it to the plaintiffs in the form of 33k lbs of He looks buff, I'm sure he could do it in a few months
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if u like the court maybe consider donating on patreon, you get access to exclusive content before anyone else and you help keep the court doing what its love. alright thanks guys!
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CopywrightMMXI posted:Jury has convicted Dan and Jordan. The dreamy creamy summer has come to an end.
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kntfkr posted:if u like the court maybe consider donating on patreon, you get access to exclusive content before anyone else and you help keep the court doing what its love. alright thanks guys! And if you donate you get access to all the blooper reels!
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Judge comes into the chamber and rips her mask off The lights go dim, music keys up and The Undertaker brains Alex Jones with a folding chair
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"Your honor, the jury has decided that intentional emotional harm was indeed inflicted on the plaintiffs and we call for a $150 million dollar judgement against the liable party, Hillary Clinton"
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Jury awards 4 elephants
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Confusedslight posted:And if you donate you get access to all the blooper reels! The blooper reel is just the complete unedited video of the whole trial.
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kntfkr posted:if u like the court maybe consider donating on patreon, you get access to exclusive content before anyone else and you help keep the court doing what its love. alright thanks guys! Oh if we subscribe on patron can we suggest what court cases should happen next? Been a while since we've seen a court case involving a bigfoot, so if the court could organise one of those that would be great!
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Jury completely deadlocked on the issue of what planet they're on. Jury foreman reportedly "Just asking questions"
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Alex Jones has to receive a paper cut from 150 million crisp one dollar bills.
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I’m at a family reunion and I got to teach a relative about Alex Jones, she had been insulated until now. I’m not sure if it was right to inflict this on her.
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bigperm posted:The jury has requested the brain pills. Update: Now they want the boner pills. And more time.
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I wasn't able to tune in today, but I devoured it all yesterday and dipped in and out a few days. Can anyone catch me up?
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https://twitter.com/knowledge_fight/status/1555054453874647040?s=20&t=cjVGU_6D1TBZeNlLiHs1hg
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Jury completely deadlocked on the issue of what planet they're on. Jury foreman reportedly "Just asking questions" it's so easy to imagine some absolute loving genius in there doing the "just asking questions" thing it's actually infuriating
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Jury awards 4 elephants Actual question for law types, does the award amount the jury comes back with have to be in money? I assume the judge would usually just add something like "or their equivalent monetary value" to non money stuff, judge being uncool like that and all.
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And if you donate on an elevated tier your name gets read out by the defendant as they're being sentenced.
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I've been stuck in meetings all day and missed the live stream. Does anyone know if there's a VOD of it yet? I can't find one on.
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Judge: Have you reached a verdict? Jury: Yes your honor. Judge: Please read your verdict to the court. Jury: We will cut the baby in half. Judge: And that baby is...? Jury: The large headed one, the one who coughs and screams. Judge: Alex Jones? Jury: Yes. Judge: ...I'll allow it.
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I'm so upset that infowars could die where am I going to buy my boner pills now
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ENTER CODE 1776 to "tread on" Alex's dick pilled pilled dick
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GreyjoyBastard posted:https://twitter.com/knowledge_fight/status/1555054453874647040?s=20&t=cjVGU_6D1TBZeNlLiHs1hg Iiiiittt seems really uncomfortable to me that people develop parasocial relationships with the folks making a podcast about how damaging the parasocial relationships Alex Jones brought into being were.
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