[TRPM] These pronouns gonna get our men and women in the service killed

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Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

A Bakers Cousin posted:

hallo

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:14

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 22:25

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

nothing is impossible if you believe in jesus

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:14

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

the very idea of crust precludes in reversal into a spheroid core

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:15

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

the milk machine posted:

vim fuego

big coincidence but not impossible

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:15

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

the milk machine posted:

that curry ketchupo the euros love is really good imo

Idk if it tastes the same but, putting some S&B curry powder in some ketchup is pretty good too

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:15

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

euphronius posted:

the very idea of crust precludes in reversal into a spheroid core

pizza Klein bottle

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:15

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

euphronius posted:

you can’t just a normal dough ball in the middle . there has to be an interior crust section with zero area

it’s impossible

did you have a stroke m'dude?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:16

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 353 days!

euphronius posted:

the very idea of crust precludes in reversal into a spheroid core

Wait, you are saying not that it shouldn't be made, but that it physically unable to be made?

no. No sorry but this is where I jump off, have you seen the poo poo people have done with food

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:16

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

tenderjerk posted:

thank you, unless grease works differently over there this cannot be practical, good maybe but not worth the hassle. I need a wet wipe? For pizza?

Just lick your fingers.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:16

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

if your definition of pizza leads you to a recipe calling for a "crust with zero area", you need to revise your axioms

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:16

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

TERF island calls them Bangers because nobody knows how to cook, so they just overcook meat until all the juices run out and every thing tastes of cardboard.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:16

A Bakers Cousin: Dec 18, 2003; by vyelkin

i tried blood sausage in england and that was enough british to last me

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:18

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Crouton dipped in ketchup then sprayed with cheez wiz. Ur welcome

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:18

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 353 days!

euphronius you can probably already eat the pizza ball somewhere in china

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:18

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/corysnearowski/status/1555623254710165504

gf from the other room: WTF IS IN THIS JAR UNDER THE SINK?!?

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:19

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

cheese - sauce - dough with the outer !!(this is important ) edge (the side away from the cheese ) crusty

this is the core schematic of a pizza . if you turn that into a ball with the cheese in the core it will work in an oven on earth and also ideologically

if you try to make that into a ball with the crust in the core � you can�t do that in any earth oven . at all

and you have created a paradox where did the crust go ??

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:19

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

An Apple A Gay posted:

never been quoted by bonghitz

s e s h

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:21

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

you just need a gyrating centrifuge oven silly.

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:21

PlushCow: Oct 19, 2005; The cow eats the grass

euphronius posted:

cheese - sauce - dough with the outer !!(this is important ) edge (the side away from the cheese ) crusty

this is the core schematic of a pizza . if you turn that into a ball with the cheese in the core it will work in an oven on earth and also ideologically

if you try to make that into a ball with the crust in the core � you can�t do that in any earth oven . at all

and you have created a paradox where did the crust go ??

hold the jump button longer

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:22

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

PlushCow posted:

hold the jump button longer

lol

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:22

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

cheese - sauce - dough with the outer !!(this is important ) edge (the side away from the cheese ) crusty

this is the core schematic of a pizza . if you turn that into a ball with the cheese in the core it will work in an oven on earth and also ideologically

if you try to make that into a ball with the crust in the core — you can’t do that in any earth oven . at all

and you have created a paradox where did the crust go ??

You do the crust first, dough ball that's not cooked too well done. Then you have a layer of cheese that cooks on like a cast iron or something. Spread some sauce on the cooking cheese, put the mostly already cooked dough ball in the middle, once the cheese is crispy enough wrap it and the sauce around the dough ball

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:22

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

hhhhhhhhot dogs

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:23

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

euphronius posted:

cheese - sauce - dough with the outer !!(this is important ) edge (the side away from the cheese ) crusty

this is the core schematic of a pizza . if you turn that into a ball with the cheese in the core it will work in an oven on earth and also ideologically

if you try to make that into a ball with the crust in the core � you can�t do that in any earth oven . at all

and you have created a paradox where did the crust go ??

you could bake the crust first by piping hot air into the center of a dough ball like a balloon. it'd leave two small holes, one for the hot air pipe and one for the exhaust, but you end up with a proper crust that's cooked on the "bottom"

once it's done, coat it with sticky sauce, dip in shredded cheese, and broil on a turning spit

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:23

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

You do the crust first, dough ball that's not cooked too well done. Then you have a layer of cheese that cooks on like a cast iron or something. Spread some sauce on the cooking cheese, put the mostly already cooked dough ball in the middle, once the cheese is crispy enough wrap it and the sauce around the already mostly cooked dough ball

WHERE IS THE CRUST

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:23

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

A Bakers Cousin posted:

Mein Gott!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:23

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1555646934945333248?t=2UIjfjudbh-nfWfM5VDHog&s=19

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:23

goth smoking cloves: Feb 28, 2011

You could cook the crust core first but then you end up with pizza topping on top of over cooked bread rather than a pizza.

Also I can't think of a way to melt the cheese without it sliding off

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:23

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

euphronius posted:

WHERE IS THE CRUST

On the inside, you wrapped the cheese around it

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:24

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

look at this sick Ork mech my brother in law made for me, with a couple of smaller models for scale

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:24

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

A Bakers Cousin posted:

woop woop m'lady

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:24

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Bethamphetamine posted:

TERF island calls them Bangers because nobody knows how to cook, so they just overcook meat until all the juices run out and every thing tastes of cardboard.

dammit now i want to go to the george and dragon and get drunk while eating bangers and mash

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:24

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

the crust has to be the outside you crazy people how the gently caress are you gonna carry it around to show off!!!!

# ? Aug 5, 2022 21:24

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Dustcat posted:

you could bake the crust first by piping hot air into the center of a dough ball. it'd leave two small holes, one for the hot air pipe and one for the exhaust, but you end up with a proper crust that's cooked on the "bottom"

once it's done, coat it with sticky sauce, dip in shredded cheese, and broil on a turning spit