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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Imagine the photos if they had accepted that solid gold toilet from the Guggenheim

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

This is why trump wanted to unban high flush toilets. To make sure he could flush the piss tape down when the antifa supersoldiers were closing in

Meaty Ore
Dec 17, 2011

My God, it's full of cat pictures!

Just going by the pictures and memory of his administration, it appears that Trump writes exclusively in sharpie.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Meaty Ore posted:

Just going by the pictures and memory of his administration, it appears that Trump writes exclusively in sharpie.

He has bad eyesight and is too vain to wear glasses.

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1556621273886871553

spaced ninja
Apr 10, 2009


Toilet Rascal

Meaty Ore posted:

Just going by the pictures and memory of his administration, it appears that Trump writes exclusively in sharpie.

Pretty sure he’s been using them long before politics too. He had sharpie make him a personal one at some point.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Dr Kool-AIDS posted:

He has bad eyesight and is too vain to wear glasses.

https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1556621273886871553

Was there no dedicated CPAC thread this year? I miss those and this year's version of this insane poo poo seemed even more off the rails and over the top than usual.

Been trying to find that one podcast where some dudes dropped acid and went to it, Hunter S. Thompson style, but can't seem to track it down. God, just thinking about trying that sounds like a nightmare.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I think they do CPAC every weekend now

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
it turns out cpac is Hotel California.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

BiggerBoat posted:

Been trying to find that one podcast where some dudes dropped acid and went to it, Hunter S. Thompson style, but can't seem to track it down. God, just thinking about trying that sounds like a nightmare.

Chapo Trap House, I think episodes around 294 or so.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Chapo Trap House, I think episodes around 294 or so.

That was it, thanks. Found it here

https://www.stitcher.com/show/chapo-trap-house/episode/294-cpac-judgment-days-3-4-19-59204685

I can't even imagine a worse place to trip unless I were somehow able to strongly lock in my sense of humor about it and maybe try to blend in with a disguise while speaking complete gibberish (which wouldn't be out of place). I think I'd prefer to dose and go to a slaughterhouse or a sewage plant though.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/1556682939345272837

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

For fun, I tried to look them all up.
Let me know if I got any mixed up or if there's multiple for some:

On the Left:
China
North Korea
German Reich
Venezuela
Albania
Mexico
East Germany
Democratic Socialists of America
Sweden
Denmark

Middle:
France
Germany
Canada
Israel
United States of America
EU
Hong Kong
Virginia?
United Arab Emirates
Pakistan
Saudi Arabia
Haiti

Right:
Libertarians (Gadsden Flag)
Brazil
United Arab Republic (Egypt + Syria)
Imperial Japan
Russian Federation
Confederacy (Battle Flag)
Philippines
Somalia (Or Texas Bonnie Blue)
ISIS
Turkey

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

If you're wondering what the anarcho-leftist Colorado homesteaders cult has been up to
https://twitter.com/BlkHmmrTimes/status/1556672037770465285

Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(


Maybe just ask him he's not a treefrog you can do that

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.

Harvey Mantaco posted:



Maybe just ask him he's not a treefrog you can do that

*rolls eyes*

*leaves room*

It shall remain a mystery.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


9/10 pretty good.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1556918218283008001

Lol they're furious about it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1556959093339799552?s=20

lol

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I would pay good money to see a parade of fat, angry boomers riding their golf carts around The Villages declaring a new civil war

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord

JGdmn posted:

*rolls eyes*

*leaves room*

It shall remain a mystery.

it's drugs

i am a responsible parent from 1990

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

https://twitter.com/ChunkMonkeys/status/1556977776007282690

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1556988812919701505

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MNateShyamalan/status/1557009282012516354

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557047630106181632?s=20
https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557146789546950657?s=20

Very normal, very routine reaction to a politician being investigated

Nonsense fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Aug 10, 2022

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/ampol_moment/status/1557194406205308931

It’s always been about owning the libs

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

To think they'd now be calling Goldwater a RINO.

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Wistful of Dollars posted:

To think they'd now be calling Goldwater a RINO.

He would be the democratic frontrunner

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth


"AuH2O"? Holy poo poo, these guys are nerds.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


drat those godless fearing commies

https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557030396944158722?s=20&t=9wjdMhhZmgT_HIokgIbNwg

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

They are just unironically all in on corrupt lawless behavior now.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Dubar posted:

He would be the democratic frontrunner

True, true.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Communists aren't religious, that's just Dasha

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Dubar posted:

He would be the democratic frontrunner

Reagan wouldn't stand a loving chance right now in this party.

Also, I thought far left commies like me were godless atheists that want to murder babies? Now I'm a religious zealot? Last I checked, I didn't believe in god and that was a big strike against me as an American and disqualified me from being a patriot who kneels for the star spangled banner.

I'm so confused.

BiggerBoat fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Aug 10, 2022

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

If you see everything through the lens of religion, everyone else must do the same. That's how science is a religion and atheism is a religion and acknowledging that LGBT people should exist is a religion. Just dumb gently caress projecting as always.

RocknRollaAyatollah
Nov 26, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Dubar posted:

He would be the democratic frontrunner

Goldwater would be the Bernie of Libertarian Party, in that he's the ideal of the "true" libertarians, because at the end of his career he was very anti-religious right and pissed off about where the GOP started going under Reagan. He'd be more successful than Gary Johnson but he'd still get destroyed.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

He would be Rand Paul.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

It's weird how these people keep insisting that religious zealots can be "corrected" with violence/pain/fear, when neither history nor the various religious texts of said zealots in any way back that up.

Also, man, how much better off would we be if the Democrats were actually communists who banded together to ratfuck Bernie for being an arch-conservative socialist.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

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Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

God what a piece of poo poo

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