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Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


As much as I want to see Alex Jones humiliated I really don't want to see his dick

And I know that, at some point, no matter how much I try to avoid it, I will

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god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
I LOVE GIVING MY TAX MONEY AND MY PERSONAL INCOME TO UKRAINE, SLAVA

Xenocides posted:

Roger Stone cast the situation in a different light:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1555680054868414465

Is there something about conservative ideology and just becoming the literally reddest person alive?

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Isnt Stone a literally actual cuck that pays other people to eff his eff wife?

he would watch and not participate.

He's also a cone head.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Grand Fromage posted:

As much as I want to see Alex Jones humiliated I really don't want to see his dick

And I know that, at some point, no matter how much I try to avoid it, I will

It's really just a race between Alex's hog and death at this point.

There have been more fun races, I'm not gonna lie.


Pirate Radar posted:

Excuse me while I imagine some people I claim to dislike having wild, adventurous sex like the soggy libertines they must assuredly be

"Soggy" is a very disquieting word here.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


(Alex Jones voice) M-My dick is freakishly large

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Grand Fromage posted:

(Alex Jones voice) M-My dick is freakishly large

Everything about Alex Jones's behavior leaves me to believe that he is comfortable in his masculinity and confident in his sexuality.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Xiahou Dun posted:

"Soggy" is a very disquieting word here.

Apparently Jones was sweating so much in court just sitting there that it was dripping off of him

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Pirate Radar posted:

Apparently Jones was sweating so much in court just sitting there that it was dripping off of him

Yeah, he kept changing his shirts, among other reasons he might have kept going to the bathroom.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

god please help me posted:

Is there something about conservative ideology and just becoming the literally reddest person alive?

A real chicken or the egg quandary

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...

Xiahou Dun posted:

Everything about Alex Jones's behavior leaves me to believe that he is comfortable in his masculinity and confident in his sexuality.

But only after he's has a double dose of Super Male Vitality with a side of InstaHard

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Apparently Tucker is losing his poo poo because he and aj apparently texted like every day about intimate things. Now the Jan 6 committee has that, and that's gotta make your rear end in a top hat pucker.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
according to a woman npr journo that got an interview with Jones, his studio is a converted meat locker or something with hella strong AC.

his workers wear jackets/coats and were amazed that she no sold the cold. (she was from some midwest state and therefore use to multifeet blizzards)

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Apparently Tucker is losing his poo poo because he and aj apparently texted like every day about intimate things.

like.... praying

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

PhazonLink posted:

according to a woman npr journo that got an interview with Jones, his studio is a converted meat locker or something with hella strong AC.

his workers wear jackets/coats and were amazed that she no sold the cold. (she was from some midwest state and therefore use to multifeet blizzards)

Is this to like to keep jones body from actively decomposing while he's on air or something?

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
You know how Mr. Freeze has to live in a super-chilled suit or a freezing room to stay alive? Same idea, basically.

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


https://twitter.com/DPRK_News/status/1555467049840910337

Tree Dude
May 26, 2012

AND MY SONG IS...
Not gonna lie there was a moment during the trial in a break just before Jones took the stand that the judge asked "anybody else cold? I think I'm going to have these two fans turned off" and part of me thought she did it just to make Jones sweat a little more.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead
in fairness to alex jones (aaaaaAAAAA), i have a similar temperature preference, which is why neither of us should live in fuckin texas

but that wasn't much of why he was sweating

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Sorry to :decorum:, but is a random interview the way this kind of information should be released? Alex is one thing, but this also concerns his wife.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Grand Fromage posted:

As much as I want to see Alex Jones humiliated I really don't want to see his dick

And I know that, at some point, no matter how much I try to avoid it, I will

Hanging over us like the dick of Damocles

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

The p-word of damocles

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Grand Fromage posted:

As much as I want to see Alex Jones humiliated I really don't want to see his dick

And I know that, at some point, no matter how much I try to avoid it, I will

I trust that Mark actually redacted all of em.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


I don't think these horse pills are working

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

PhazonLink posted:

Isnt Stone a literally actual cuck that pays other people to eff his eff wife?

he would watch and not participate.

He's also a cone head.

They "used" to be swingers and he would take out ads for him and his wife trying to find partners. He's claimed to have found Jesus when he was angling for a pardon from Trump for lying to the FBI.


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Apparently Tucker is losing his poo poo because he and aj apparently texted like every day about intimate things. Now the Jan 6 committee has that, and that's gotta make your rear end in a top hat pucker.

Part of Tucker's End of Men documentary was filmed at a Jones owned property. The fact that they talked regularly wouldn't surprise me. I'd find it interesting if Tucker was asking Alex to cover specific topics in an effort to start laundering talking points from internet rumor mills into mainstream conservative thought.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

wit posted:

Yeah I've heard current wife, though she's had legal issues with him too.
e: yeah "An intimate photo of his wife [current]". Its not the ex, that'd immediately fall under some kind of revenge porn laws or something. Although if sending cyril sneer photos of you to wank over isn't grounds for divorce I dunno what is.

Oh, it probably was. I got mixed up.

Lazyfire posted:

Part of Tucker's End of Men documentary was filmed at a Jones owned property. The fact that they talked regularly wouldn't surprise me. I'd find it interesting if Tucker was asking Alex to cover specific topics in an effort to start laundering talking points from internet rumor mills into mainstream conservative thought.

That's what I meant by arm's length. They don't actually like him, but he's still definitely useful for their purposes.

Or was, now.

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

dr_rat posted:

Is this to like to keep jones body from actively decomposing while he's on air or something?

literally an underrated HP Lovecraft story, Cool Air, ie scifi about this modern invention of "re-fridgeration"

https://horrorclassicsonline.com/hp-lovecraft/cool-air/

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
That was the story that clinched my official like of Lovecraft and his weird lil universe.

I live in Louisiana, and someone writing a horror story because the idea of a/c scaring the piss out of them was just too amazing.

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That was the story that clinched my official like of Lovecraft and his weird lil universe.

I live in Louisiana, and someone writing a horror story because the idea of a/c scaring the piss out of them was just too amazing.

Are we talking about the brave little toaster now?

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

That was the story that clinched my official like of Lovecraft and his weird lil universe.

I live in Louisiana, and someone writing a horror story because the idea of a/c scaring the piss out of them was just too amazing.

Missed a trick not calling it scare conditioning though.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Analytic Engine posted:

literally an underrated HP Lovecraft story, Cool Air, ie scifi about this modern invention of "re-fridgeration"

https://horrorclassicsonline.com/hp-lovecraft/cool-air/

Ngl I'm super into the page flip sound eff

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Freon is pretty evil.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Xiahou Dun posted:

"Soggy" is a very disquieting word here.

:yooge: moist

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Grand Fromage posted:

As much as I want to see Alex Jones humiliated I really don't want to see his dick

And I know that, at some point, no matter how much I try to avoid it, I will

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Analytic Engine posted:

literally an underrated HP Lovecraft story, Cool Air, ie scifi about this modern invention of "re-fridgeration"

https://horrorclassicsonline.com/hp-lovecraft/cool-air/

prob my favorite of the lesser-known Lovecraft stories, Alex could have taken some pointers

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!



Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Xenocides posted:

Roger Stone cast the situation in a different light:

https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1555680054868414465

AJ was praying furiously to the picture of Richard Nixon on the naked back of Stone.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

I'm enjoying the latest Knowledge Fight. As much as I love interviewing Mark and Bill, I like hearing Becca Lewis talk about right-wing extremism and radicalization and how it pertains to Alex Jones.

I feel like I need a Wiki on these people (if there isn't already), because I have no idea what happened to Stefan Molyneux after Youtube banned him or whatever they mentioned.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

mojo1701a posted:

I'm enjoying the latest Knowledge Fight. As much as I love interviewing Mark and Bill, I like hearing Becca Lewis talk about right-wing extremism and radicalization and how it pertains to Alex Jones.

I feel like I need a Wiki on these people (if there isn't already), because I have no idea what happened to Stefan Molyneux after Youtube banned him or whatever they mentioned.

That's the ideal thing to happen to a right wing grifter (RWG) after they get deplatformed

So may it be with all RWGs

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Speleothing posted:

There's a few reasons why Afghanistan was a region of interest to the CIA and MIC

1) location in central Asia for putting bases near China, Russia, Iran.
2) believed at the time to have good potential for large oil reserves
3) relatively under-explored for other minerals due to wars
Lol

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The only people who've run a successful war in Afghanistan recently are the Taliban.

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