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Mr. Nice! posted:Really smart to ask the judge for clarification on what statutes your client may have violated. Is Pattis’ lawyer one that specializes in misconduct or did he continue loving up and hire a criminal lawyer
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wit posted:Goddamn Pattis got out of that meeting quick. He knows he is hosed and the judge is mad. For those who didn't watch, the judge finished the meeting with "Any other issues seeing none we're adjourned" and closed her client. She didn't pause for anyone to say poo poo when she finished saying the word "issues." That was a "get the gently caress out of my courtroom." Apparently she heard about the disclosure from the news. No attorney has notified her otherwise. I loving hope the disciplinary counsel puts Mark on the stand. Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Aug 10, 2022 |
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Devor posted:Is Pattis’ lawyer one that specializes in misconduct or did he continue loving up and hire a criminal lawyer I would hope he's a misconduct guy. I haven't looked him up. Google will hold you answer.
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Mr. Nice! posted:He knows he is hosed and the judge is mad. Yeah the vibe of that whole thing was "I just heard from the neighbours what happened. Now I'm going up the stairs for a minute and when I come back down you better have your story straight." *slams zoom call door* Confusedslight posted:Someone's going to end up needing to make a wiki just to keep track of everything at this rate. This is about a conspiracy nut. We're using cork boards and bits of string to connect the pieces.
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wit posted:Yeah the vibe of that whole thing was "I just heard from the neighbours what happened. Now I'm going up the stairs for a minute and when I come back down you better have your story straight." *slams zoom call door* I think Pattis' homework for this afternoon will be notifying the plaintiffs and the court, since apparently he has not done that to date Not a great look that you waited to be put on specific notice of professional misconduct to take the first mitigating steps
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Devor posted:Is Pattis’ lawyer one that specializes in misconduct or did he continue loving up and hire a criminal lawyer Turns out there's a third meaning of criminal lawyer and it's criminally incompetent.
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Devor posted:Not a great look [...] Agreed. Here's a video of him pulling is pants down and shouting the n word to a crowd of like minded geniuses. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5reSvkQq7k e: Sorry, a video of him pulling his pants down and shouting the n word to a crowd of like minded geniuses and right in front of one absolutely disgusted black woman who is probably having the shittiest time of her life. wit fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 10, 2022 |
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Aug 10, 2022 19:49
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wit posted:Agreed. Here's a video of him pulling is pants down and shouting the n word to a crowd of like minded geniuses. How can I get the court to take judicial notice of a YouTube video? Is the link sufficient, or do I have to send a USB drive snail-mail?
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Spent too much time buying woke insurance, he forgot he needed regular liability insurance. Normally you say, "Don't quit your day job" when someone sucks at something like stand-up, but in this case, it might be the better alternative.
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Confusedslight posted:https://twitter.com/NYTLiz/status/1557433958920486913?s=20&t=i7yblkfqX1txnYQMvvYxYw Wait, so Jones's parents sent a copy of a bankruptcy document to a man who's already dead? Like, to his estate or it just went to his house and got returned?
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Zetsubou-san posted:i do not want a slightly damp alex jones crawling through my monitor That's his secret, he's ALWAYS damp
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Frank Frank posted:That's his secret, he's ALWAYS damp Like a character in Predator 2
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Powerful Katrinka posted:Wait, so Jones's parents sent a copy of a bankruptcy document to a man who's already dead? Like, to his estate or it just went to his house and got returned? I opened the PDF of the filing. They included his name in the list of people the document was to be forwarded to, likely because he was a listed party to one of the many lawsuits against Jones - a lot of the invidual names are C/O [lawfirm name] so that's my best guess. I think it was laziness rather than malice - likely recycled a cc list from an older filing.
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goatface posted:Judges getting consecutively angrier and angrier all the way up until the supreme court waives all charges and gives him a handy. It is unlikely a federal court will touch these cases. If it somehow did make it to the Supreme Court Gorsuch and Thomas have actually signaled they want to make it easier to sue people for defamation.
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Xenocides posted:Gorsuch and Thomas have actually signaled they want to make it easier to sue people for defamation. Yeah of course, they want patriot front to be able to sue people who call them fascist.
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:post the Alex Jones nudes!!!! Embrace chaos!!! 
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KrunkMcGrunk posted:post the Alex Jones nudes!!!! Embrace chaos!!! If I see Alex Jones' junk, I am holding you personally responsible
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Guys I got an advance copy of the Jones nudes
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KitConstantine posted:I opened the PDF of the filing. They included his name in the list of people the document was to be forwarded to, likely because he was a listed party to one of the many lawsuits against Jones - a lot of the invidual names are C/O [lawfirm name] so that's my best guess. That makes sense, especially the laziness. New Legal Eagle just dropped!
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goatface posted:He (e - ALW) was always a *word banned outside of UK and Aus threads* and has only been worse since he started wasting a seat in the Lords. Andrew Lloyd Webber is in this case a character played by Paul F. Tompkins. Here’s and example, though probably not the best one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnMJr228mtM And yes, IRL Andrew Lolo Bologna is a jerk.
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Stolkin posted:Andrew Lloyd Webber is in this case a character played by Paul F. Tompkins. Man, I miss the Comedy Bang! Bang! tv show. Not related, but here's another impression by Paul F. Tompkins, of Werner Herzog reviewing a Trader Joe's
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wit posted:Agreed. Here's a video of him pulling is pants down and shouting the n word to a crowd of like minded geniuses. the wrong norm died
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ben shapino posted:the wrong norm died  From around mid 2018 or early 2019 so around the time Jones was picking out who to represent him in the case. I'm not even loving digging into like decade old tweets or some poo poo, panning for something embarrassing. This is what comes up when you try to find out who the hell he is.
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Can I put some past workplaces on the list?
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mobby_6kl posted:Second Legal Eagle video is out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpVSiuQ_ILY There's also a short 8 minute 3rd one out he did on nebular, for those who have it.
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BEFORE 45 DAYS LATER
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We should congratulate Alex Jones for keeping the Sandy Hook massacre alive far far longer in the public eye and media coverage than it would have otherwise.
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