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Well the thing is... why would they not be faked?
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if you've ever eaten ants, you'll know the thing about ants is they taste awful. one has no choice but to "pipe it in" iykwim. peter thraft piston thrust style
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Aug 2, 2022 13:12
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https://twitter.com/jarvis/status/1556283752501768194
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Aug 8, 2022 00:53
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A virtual performer? This is crazy! Damon, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Albarn!
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Aug 8, 2022 01:41
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Check out this simple lifehack for when your budget doesn't cover lip sync animations!
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Aug 8, 2022 07:35
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rge5yswKgG1r0uzl6.mp4
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Aug 10, 2022 19:11
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Just cram a bunch of poo poo into your purse and carry it in. The teenager earning minimum wage for telling you which theater to go to could not care less.
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Aug 10, 2022 19:18
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Cargo shorts will carry a chipotle in each pocket easily for movie dates
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Aug 10, 2022 19:57
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The most they're going to do is say "Sorry, you're not supposed -- hey, you're not supposed... okay, enjoy the movie."
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Aug 10, 2022 19:58
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muscles like this! posted:Not a huge surprise but apparently the majority of those "make elaborate stuff with just hand tools" videos are extremely faked. Same thing with all those "I crammed a bunch of ramen into a broken [X] and covered it with putty and paint to fix it!" too, right? Like...the "final" result is clearly the "before", then the item is broken, stuffed with ramen and putty, which, to be fair, is at least somewhat competently shaped and sanded to be roughly the same shape as before...but then there's typically a hard cut from just starting the paint to "wow, looks just like it was never broken!" DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 21:09 on Aug 10, 2022 |
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Aug 10, 2022 21:02
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I think the stupidest thing I ever brought to a movie was an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go see James cameron's Avatar. And some animal crackers. I almost wanna say I brought milk but I don't think I did. Maybe it was a capri sun or juice box. I was like 16 and the movie was going to overlap with dinner time and I didn't wanna be hungry on a school night 
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Aug 10, 2022 22:10
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rydiafan posted:Just cram a bunch of poo poo into your purse and carry it in. The teenager earning minimum wage for telling you which theater to go to could not care less. You can also just not have something to eat while watching a movie if you don't want to pay theater prices.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:42
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bringing a can of beans to a Pixar movie only to have it end in tragedy
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Aug 10, 2022 22:47
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muscles like this! posted:You can also just not have something to eat while watching a movie if you don't want to pay theater prices. dogg you are not the moderator of the movie theater
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Aug 10, 2022 22:48
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I can vouch for that, he never takes food into the movie theater, we always get food after or before depending on the time frame.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:50
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My rear end in a top hat friend once snuck carrot sticks into a theatre and I'll say that's a great lifehack if you get off on an entire theatre of people giving you murderous glares before you're kicked out.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:51
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Yeah I hate to snitch if somebody brings in like a canned soda or non-approved candy but carrot sticks is a step too far, that and celery sticks.
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Aug 10, 2022 22:55
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I used to enjoy rolling empty beer cans or liquor bottles down the older inclined theater floors, loudly bumping into chairs on the way down.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:06
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How the hell are you managing to eat the loud enough to be heard by other people? Bro close u r mouf.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:07
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If you're a specific kind of jerk you can bite into a carrot stick as loudly as possible it will be heard over the movie. If you're only kind of a jerk you eat your carrot sticks before the previews, where people will definitely hear them but since there's not movie or previews yet I'd consider that a yellow card infraction.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:12
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Cold pizza or an Italian sub with red wine A bag of fast food with soda cans in pockets Burritos and beers These are all meals I have enjoyed at the movies. You gotta open the cans when there's an on-screen explosion.
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Aug 10, 2022 23:23
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When we saw Grindhouse in highschool there were 6 people in the theater. Me, two friends, and some randos We hear a rustling at one point and the guy behind us has a whole footlong sub and he's just like "what? I get hungry sometimes" And then we all laughed and had a good time watching Grindhouse
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Aug 10, 2022 23:40
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Pasketti posted:I think the stupidest thing I ever brought to a movie was an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go see James cameron's Avatar. And some animal crackers. I almost wanna say I brought milk but I don't think I did. Maybe it was a capri sun or juice box. honestly PBJ sounds like an amazing idea and I'm gonna do it next time I go to the movies. ESPECIALLY james cameron's avatar cause you know those sequels are gonna be like 4 hours long. more filling, quieter and better for you than milk duds. tell your teenage self you were onto something. animal crackers, ok that's too far
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Aug 10, 2022 23:50
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The real hero sneaks one of these in loudest loving bags I've ever heard
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Aug 10, 2022 23:55
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Pasketti posted:I think the stupidest thing I ever brought to a movie was an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich to go see James cameron's Avatar. And some animal crackers. I almost wanna say I brought milk but I don't think I did. Maybe it was a capri sun or juice box. this rules and exactly fits the vibe for Avatar
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Aug 11, 2022 00:03
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credburn posted:The real hero sneaks one of these in This and one of those store-bought cakes with the black and clear plastic container, the ones that make that ungodly "SHRONK....POPOPOPOPOP" when you try to sneak a piece of cake at 3AM
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Aug 11, 2022 01:49
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credburn posted:The real hero sneaks one of these in Try a bag of Sun Chips and get back to me on that.
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Aug 11, 2022 02:20
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I snuck in a four loko into jackass 3d as an adult and legal man and walking by the cop with it stuffed in my pocket still made me feel like I was doing something incredibly illegal. It was a good time though and we didn’t get caught!
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Aug 11, 2022 04:55
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Len posted:When we saw Grindhouse in highschool there were 6 people in the theater. Me, two friends, and some randos Grind(er)house
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Aug 11, 2022 06:28
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Dienes posted:Try a bag of Sun Chips and get back to me on that. I think they eventually went back to normal bags but for a while they were using these special supposedly better for recycling bags that were the nosiest thing in existence.
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Aug 11, 2022 06:47
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muscles like this! posted:I think they eventually went back to normal bags but for a while they were using these special supposedly better for recycling bags that were the nosiest thing in existence. It has been fully a decade since Sun Chips had compostable bags.
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Aug 11, 2022 09:05
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credburn posted:The real hero sneaks one of these in now this is a challenge. someone needs to really put this to rigorous testing and find the loudest snack packaging of all time so we know what to bring into a theater to show maximum disrespect. those plastic clamshell bakery containers are a strong contender too. wear a disposable poncho and a shock blanket too, gently caress it
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Aug 11, 2022 11:16
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I went to a local theatre that's one of the only places to see non-AAA studio movies (shout out to the Parkway Theatre in Baltimore) to see Lords of Chaos. The Parkway has three projection rooms - there's the main ballroom, which is a loving work of art, and the two smaller rooms, for the even less well-known stuff. Lords of Mayhem was absolutely in one of the latter. I walked into the theatre, there were maybe twenty or so folks there, most of them wearing battle jackets and the like. A group of four dudes were sitting in the chairs right by the door, and immediately hit me with a group "Hail satan." I replied "Hail satan." and one of the dudes responded "gently caress yeah, want a beer?" and opens a cooler full of Natty Boh. It was loving dope.
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Aug 11, 2022 13:26
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credburn posted:The real hero sneaks one of these in OK, here's how to ruin someone's day. Take an empty bag like this, and stuff it with old school individually wrapped hard candy, in that super loud crinkly cellophane. And every time you unwrap a candy, you stuff the wrapper down in the bottom of the bag.
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Aug 11, 2022 15:10
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Walnuts... ....uncracked.
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Aug 11, 2022 15:22
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CzarChasm posted:OK, here's how to ruin someone's day. Take an empty bag like this, and stuff it with old school individually wrapped hard candy, in that super loud crinkly cellophane. And every time you unwrap a candy, you stuff the wrapper down in the bottom of the bag. You are evil, those are the actions of an evil man.
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Aug 11, 2022 15:23
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muscles like this! posted:I think they eventually went back to normal bags but for a while they were using these special supposedly better for recycling bags that were the nosiest thing in existence. Modern ones are still noisy as hell which makes them really annoying to eat in a quiet office. But yeah, nothing compared to the older ones, https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2010/10/06/130382547/noise-from-consumers-prompts-sunchips-to-go-back-to-traditional-packaging
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Aug 11, 2022 16:05
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Cinemas here don't give a poo poo what you bring in. Well, the parent company likely does but not the staff on the ground. Pre-Covid, a bunch of us used to regularly leave work and walk to the nearby cinema with backpacks full of snacks and drinks. I made it most of the way through a bottle of Jim Beam emptied into a large Coke from the concessions before falling asleep during the piece of poo poo that was Rogue One. My cow-orkers left me there to be shaken awake by cinema staff trying to clean out before the next showing. I've never felt like such an rear end in a top hat before or since.
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Aug 11, 2022 21:20
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:Cinemas here don't give a poo poo what you bring in. Well, the parent company likely does but not the staff on the ground. Pre-Covid, a bunch of us used to regularly leave work and walk to the nearby cinema with backpacks full of snacks and drinks. Your coworkers were the real assholes. If you fall asleep in the theatre it's your buds who are responsible for walking you up.
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After a theater shooting my local theaters started doing bag checks and the stance of the underpaid teenagers were on record with "I don't care if you have food just no guns"
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