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the yeti posted:So what are the chances his redness is a topical steroid reaction from the sketchy poo poo he shills 0% he doesn't take the poo poo he shills are you kidding me? Edit: I bet he's fully vaccinated too despite claiming it has microchips and aborted fetuses or whatever in it.
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Cowman posted:0% he doesn't take the poo poo he shills are you kidding me? Nah he's had covid too many times for that to be accurate. He's also obliquely implied he gave his staff and even his own dad covid by hanging out with them when he was sick
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Aug 11, 2022 16:49
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Covid seemed to have legit almost killed his dad so I believe that his father really was not vaccinated. It's no guarantee but I would bet jones himself isn't either, especially given how sick he's gotten the few times he's had it. Although he's also an incredibly unhealthy 50+ year old man who literally never wears a mask and loves crowds so who knows.
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People don't believe their own poo poo get secretly vaccinated. Thinking vaccines are evil is a core Jones belief and he's been saying it from the beginning of his career.
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Beef Stew posted:Covid seemed to have legit almost killed his dad so I believe that his father really was not vaccinated. It's no guarantee but I would bet jones himself isn't either, especially given how sick he's gotten the few times he's had it. Although he's also an incredibly unhealthy 50+ year old man who literally never wears a mask and loves crowds so who knows. He is 48.
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Grand Fromage posted:People don't believe their own poo poo get secretly vaccinated. Thinking vaccines are evil is a core Jones belief and he's been saying it from the beginning of his career. Yeah his entire business' core premise is "you are being poisoned and lied to, and I sell truth and antidotes"
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Aug 11, 2022 17:00
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duz posted:He is 48. Real 48 or showbiz 48? I demand to see a birth certificate.
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Aug 11, 2022 17:02
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goatface posted:Real 48 or showbiz 48? I demand to see a birth certificate. I've seen it and would you believe Alex Jones's middle name was originally "The Islamic Shock Superallah"?
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Aug 11, 2022 17:08
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Cthulu Carl posted:I've seen it and would you believe Alex Jones's middle name was originally "The Islamic Shock Superallah"? Race: curiously crimson
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Cowman posted:0% he doesn't take the poo poo he shills are you kidding me?
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Aug 11, 2022 17:25
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duz posted:He is 48. LOL I literally debated whether or not to put 60+ because I was genuinely unsure of his age and didn't feel like checking. Jesus loving Christ he is aging like milk left in the sun.
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Oh wow yeh he looks terrible. But hate seems to pickle one's insides such that they become a walking mummy sustained purely by rage and can live well into elderhood this way. Dude isn't gonna drop dead anytime soon, I don't think.
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Aug 11, 2022 17:32
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It's also living in Texas. That sort of heat will melt anyone's brain.
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GolfHole posted:It's also living in Texas. That sort of heat will melt anyone's brain. Also I guarantee you the man thinks sunscreen is a liberal plot
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Yeh that much sun is how you get that leathery exterior. Man is slowly becoming a football.
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Yeah you gotta  , every time you look at him and realise he's still a couple of years from 50Edit: I don't want to fatshame but he has put on serious weight as well, which can't be helping his health either. I listened to a KF from a while back, can't remember the episode number. Where he mentions he has terrible sleep apnea, which is one of the few times I've heard him say something and think "Well that sounds plausible". Deptfordx fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Aug 11, 2022 |
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Aug 11, 2022 17:39
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I also don't think he's lying about all his tooth problems since he believes fluoride is evil. His dad is a (CIA) dentist, by the way.
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Texas doesn't fluoridate the water then?
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Alex Jones immediately went back to his show and said he and the parents hugged but the evil lawyers intervened, and also they are best friends now and allied together against the evil media and evil lawyers, and actually everyone won in that trial (but especially infowars), and also he redpilled the parents and invited them on the show. So, uh… … …yikes.
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Antigravitas posted:Alex Jones immediately went back to his show and said he and the parents hugged but the evil lawyers intervened, and also they are best friends now and allied together against the evil media and evil lawyers, and actually everyone won in that trial (but especially infowars), and also he redpilled the parents and invited them on the show. Saying he red pilled them might actually be the best and quickest way to get his listeners to stop harassing them. I think I'm okay with that lie. As long as it stops the harassment
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Deptfordx posted:Texas doesn't fluoridate the water then? LOL who drinks the tapwater? Haven't you heard it turns the frogs gay?
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL who drinks the tapwater? Haven't you heard it turns the frogs gay? wait my stomach frogs are gay now?
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Aug 11, 2022 17:53
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no doubt he uses a sleep apnea device that transmits data about you sleeping in real time to a centralized location that logs your sleep habits lol I'm sure he'd go for that instead of just trying to power through it
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Facebook Aunt posted:LOL who drinks the tapwater? Haven't you heard it turns the frogs gay? I'm not a frog! I'M A MAN!
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Cthulu Carl posted:I'm not a frog! I'M A MAN! But did it turn you gay?
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Deptfordx posted:Yeah you gotta Was the sleep apnea where he mentioned his neck being freakishly large? I remember him claiming the sleep apnea was only due to his very large and masculine neckmeats.
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Randalor posted:But did it turn you gay? No the chemtrails did
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Cthulu Carl posted:I'm not a frog! I'M A MAN! Have you thought you might be better off if you were a frog thou? Like pretty much every frog I've ever seen seemed to be pretty chill. Like all I'm saying if you do have a be a frog option available like just consider it maybe. I dunno.
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dr_rat posted:Have you thought you might be better off if you were a frog thou? 
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Stoatbringer posted:BEFORE Alex has FOUR buttholes!?
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Cowman posted:0% he doesn't take the poo poo he shills are you kidding me? There was the time he drank the protein shake that had bonemeal in it on his show and nearly puked on air. He's definitely dumb enough to take sketchy topical steroids.
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sunscreen chemicals give you more cancer than unmitigated sun exposure does. probably, who knows really
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What I want to know is why the internet comment etiquette guy hasn’t weighed in on this situation
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Frank Frank posted:What I want to know is why the internet comment etiquette guy hasn’t weighed in on this situation Guy has been a bit chuddy as of late in his most recent videos, especially the one on 'SJWs'  He wouldn't commit either way on Trump for the longest time and I'm not sure if he ever did, so he likely has a good idea on where a lot of his viewers are coming from.
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Cowman posted:0% he doesn't take the poo poo he shills are you kidding me? There was an ep where he dumped a bottle of Super Male Vitality on a burger and ate it.
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Grand Fromage posted:His dad is a (CIA) dentist, by the way. One of the funniest lies ever. “My dad knew all this stuff because cia guys came to him to get their teeth cleaned and told him all the top secret stuff in confidence as spies are wont to do.”
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:One of the funniest lies ever. if you can't tell a man that's routinely knuckle deep in one of your holes your biggest secrets who can you tell?
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Stoatbringer posted:BEFORE You posted the same image for the 2nd one, he clearly applied a red filter! BEFORE  45 DAYS LATER 
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KitConstantine posted:if you can't tell a man that's routinely knuckle deep in one of your holes your biggest secrets who can you tell? so thats the secret to getting a man knuckle deep in you
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Frank Frank posted:What I want to know is why the internet comment etiquette guy hasn’t weighed in on this situation i liked it better when his schtick was doing salvia
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