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Today on "Ow! My Balls!"
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:06 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 11:03 |
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Other dudes trying to get that guy to stand up and shake it off like they’re telling him “don’t tell Mom” I vaguely remember a paintball safety briefing which went "if you get shot in the balls, try not to double up and tense because it makes it worse, jump about instead." Is there any sense in that?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:11 |
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Z the IVth posted:I vaguely remember a paintball safety briefing which went "if you get shot in the balls, try not to double up and tense because it makes it worse, jump about instead." Is there any sense in that? It's at least 50% funnier, yes
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:14 |
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I like the part where he almost lands on the chainsaw
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:21 |
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Z the IVth posted:I vaguely remember a paintball safety briefing which went "if you get shot in the balls, try not to double up and tense because it makes it worse, jump about instead." Is there any sense in that? Sounds like a good way to make yourself a prime target for another paintball to the nuts.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:22 |
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Z the IVth posted:I vaguely remember a paintball safety briefing which went "if you get shot in the balls, try not to double up and tense because it makes it worse, jump about instead." Is there any sense in that? If I got hit in the nuts with a whole rear end tree, I guarantee standing and jumping would not be an option. My only hope would be that my tears have magical healing properties.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:25 |
Which one of you is this?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:28 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:I like the part where he almost lands on the chainsaw That looked like fun! What's the problem? Pour the man a glass of wine!
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:33 |
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PurpleXVI posted:I feel sorry for all that ivy getting killed there, I think buildings always look prettier with it. As someone who has had to deal with the aftermath of ivy really getting into a wall and roof, gently caress that plant forever. Such a destructive bastard weed.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:34 |
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:I have a Gorilla from the Brookfield Zoo that one of those machines made in front of me back in 1971. I had the dolphin from that zoo but I lost it in a move at some point. Last time I went they didn't have the machine and also the rhino was standing with his back to us showing his whole rear end and my group got tired of me singing "lemme see dat rhino butt" after a half hour or so. That's OSHA for you.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:35 |
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Lead chat was a few pages back, but knowing what a drop of water can do in a pot of molten metal, hearing that people drop molten metal into water feels inherently wrong. You'd really, really not want to mix up which is the safe one to add to which.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 21:58 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Lead chat was a few pages back, but knowing what a drop of water can do in a pot of molten metal, hearing that people drop molten metal into water feels inherently wrong. You'd really, really not want to mix up which is the safe one to add to which. Do as you ought-er, add molten lead to water
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 22:05 |
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:Lead chat was a few pages back, but knowing what a drop of water can do in a pot of molten metal, hearing that people drop molten metal into water feels inherently wrong. You'd really, really not want to mix up which is the safe one to add to which. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qybStWdYcs
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 22:05 |
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Devor posted:Do as you ought-er, add molten lead to water
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 22:07 |
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A gruesome compilation of model train-fuckling, set to a great candidate for the new OSHA theme song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmCA2yJHGfs
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 22:22 |
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Those bastards! https://twitter.com/GalvinAlmanza/status/1558848857403846656
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 22:52 |
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how much did casting/handling musket balls back in the day also give people boomer brain?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 22:58 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:how much did casting/handling musket balls back in the day also give people boomer brain? Probably not that much, because even if you died of "natural" causes, you were probably dead by like 50 or so.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:02 |
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Driver says they hit a turkey: https://i.imgur.com/bAHxCqM.mp4
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:03 |
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Cat Hatter posted:he did a surface dive to the bottom of the ~7ft pool, jumped back to the furnace That's a pretty pool you were lifeguarding
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:05 |
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Scarodactyl posted:This is really cool. I actually recently started buying scrap gallium aluminum gadolinium garnet crystals for use as gems--in industry it has a similar role, absorbing high energy radiation and emitting easier to detect/easier to handle (fluorescence/phosphorescence). In a gem context it means you have an insanely fluorescent dayglow gem which also glows in the dark. This was like two months ago, but where do you get these and do you know if they ship to Canada?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:06 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Driver says they hit a turkey: Birds are so dirty and leave great prints. I've had a few birds hit my window and leave absolutely perfect and highly detailed images of themselves on the window. They were all fine too!
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:14 |
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Just so you know, the police can read these forums just fine. Hehe, I know. I was trying to come up with a way to ice this prankster without anyone else in the building being affected
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:17 |
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:22 |
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Laopooh posted:Hehe, I know. I was trying to come up with a way to ice this prankster without anyone else in the building being affected This is just a Chinese elevator isn't it?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:31 |
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ilmucche posted:This is just a Chinese elevator isn't it? Hmm, maybe? I live in an apartment building in Oakland Chinatown. Is it like the elevator I Ching or something?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:33 |
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No 4th floor. That's what everyone is going off of.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:38 |
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Laopooh posted:Hmm, maybe? I live in an apartment building in Oakland Chinatown. Is it like the elevator I Ching or something? Missing ‘4’ is a Chinese thing. I don’t believe that pushing all the buttons is. P.S.: Modern elevator controllers can ameliorate this problem with “gently caress you. You can only have three floors queued at a time”.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:38 |
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Laopooh posted:Hmm, maybe? I live in an apartment building in Oakland Chinatown. Is it like the elevator I Ching or something? The number 4 is bad luck so some buildings in China/chinese neighbourhoods will skip 4 like how some streets will skip house number 13 in NA
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:40 |
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Ohh, haha yeah spot on about skipping the unlucky 4th floor
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:42 |
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LifeSunDeath posted:how much did casting/handling musket balls back in the day also give people boomer brain? Unless you worked in a shot tower, your atmospheric and environmental lead exposure level would be vastly lower than the leaded gas era. Here's a fun thought: every one of us has microplastics in us. What health effects do you think those are having?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:48 |
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ilmucche posted:The number 4 is bad luck so some buildings in China/chinese neighbourhoods will skip 4 like how some streets will skip house number 13 in NA This also inflates the number of floors it has so the building sounds more impressive than it actually is
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:49 |
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https://twitter.com/TaylorOgan/status/1559153309067485185
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:51 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:This also inflates the number of floors it has so the building sounds more impressive than it actually is Trump Tower Manhattan just straight‐up skips ten floors. What’s right above the nineteenth floor? Why, it’s the thirtieth. The Thing, but the titular creature is revealed because a Tesla stops for it.
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:52 |
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https://twitter.com/GovNuclear/status/1556782853236604929
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:55 |
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Xakura posted:That's a pretty pool you were lifeguarding If this isn't a joke, what is the middle adapter doing?
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# ? Aug 15, 2022 23:56 |
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ToxicFrog posted:This was like two months ago, but where do you get these and do you know if they ship to Canada?
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 00:02 |
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Scarodactyl posted:I sell them and shipping to Canada is no problem. I have them on my etsy page but I can make a better deal for a goon if you'll PM me with what you're after. Will do once I stare at them for a bit and figure out exactly what I want, thanks!
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 00:23 |
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:you can leverage an infant's natural ability to swim/float and extend that to cover the dangerous time between when an infant can naturally swim and a small child is taught to swim. it's called survival swimming and it something you can do for toddlers in case they fall into water or something, they won't simply drown It's called ISR. (infant self, or swim rescue) It's a highly effective program that generally runs a half hour a day for 6 or so weeks. We have an in ground pool and we put both our kids through it when they were each 6 months old. It was quite shocking to watch at first but both kids by the time they were done with the class could be tossed in fully clothed and pop up on their backs and float. They're 7 and 10 now and just own at swimming in general.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 01:07 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 11:03 |
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wiegieman posted:
Mis-firing brains and all other organs to varying effect.
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# ? Aug 16, 2022 01:20 |