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Betjeman
Jul 14, 2004

Biker, Biker, Biker GROOVE!

Breakfast All Day posted:

an eton mess is just whip cream and fruit (the meringue wasnt even in the original version), like you would get anywhere in the western world since the 16th century, but like everything else the english are convinced it's a particular thing they invented bc their incest lords all had it at the same lunchroom as children. they probably call farts "eton trumpets"

Stupid Victorian English can't even go on the internet and check their dessert patents for prior art

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

american Pink Stuff is better in taste and nomenclature anyway

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

Breakfast All Day posted:

an eton mess is just whip cream and fruit (the meringue wasnt even in the original version), like you would get anywhere in the western world since the 16th century, but like everything else the english are convinced it's a particular thing they invented bc their incest lords all had it at the same lunchroom as children. they probably call farts "eton trumpets"

actually a fart is legit called a trump

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Breakfast All Day posted:

an eton mess is just whip cream and fruit (the meringue wasnt even in the original version), like you would get anywhere in the western world since the 16th century, but like everything else the english are convinced it's a particular thing they invented bc their incest lords all had it at the same lunchroom as children. they probably call farts "eton trumpets"

Actually there's meringue in it

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Rustybear posted:

the tories will do something in oct to try to get that new leader bounce but it'll be at the last possible minute, disorganised and cost 10x what it could have for less effect, i'm guessing a means-tested/tiered price cap freeze

i dunno about means tested but if you wanted to still limit consumption you'd probably subsudize the first x watts a day where x is the average energy use and have a headcount on each house. then maybe incentivize people going lower, so maybe like progressive taxation so people are still motivated to reduce use. i imagine that's probably not going to happen under this government tho.

e: ooh, probably use the energy efficency rating of where you live, that would be useful too. so you wouldn't be penalized for living in a drafty place.

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*

forkboy84 posted:

Yes, that's I'm saying, the problem is foreigners owning Scottish land, not good Brits, which is why I mentioned Ann Gloag, born in Perth (co-owner of Stagecoach) who owns Beaufort Castle and the 4th Viscount Astor who owns a large part of the island of Jura and that's without mentioning the many other Lords who own part massive chunks of the country like the Duke of Buccleuch, Duke of Atholl, Duke of Hamilton, Duke of Argyll & far too many others to mention. And that's without touching on land owned by the royals like Balmoral Castle.

The problem is oligarchs regardless of where they are from, I merely mentioned the Russian specifically because that yacht was by far the most conspicuous example that I've personally encountered. Sucks when you look out the window every day before working out it you've enough food in the cupboard for the rest of the month to make lunch or if you gotta go without and you see some oval office with a yacht big enough to have a helicopter on board. Most of these estates are well off the beaten track so you can easily forget how loving big they are

dedicating half my rant to the evil foreigners for no reason

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
I'd send everyone a pack of AAs, just what you always wished you'd had on christmas morning.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


crepeface posted:

dedicating half my rant to the evil foreigners for no reason

:jerkbag:

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
already knew you were a gbs/dnd poster from the gang tags

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
i mean they are evil and they are foreign

i guess the foreign bit isn't relevant

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

pheasants are so fat and stupid it's amazing people have the nerve to call shooting them hunting. especially when they get their servants to drive the birds right into the line of fire.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/wariotifo/status/1559195802312089603?t=Vgh10Ncz_xVlSZgaVx5rBA&s=19

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
He was reported to have attacked as many as six politicians,[30] including a Labour whip,[31] after having gone "berserk" following a dispute with a group of Tory MPs sitting nearby.[32][33] He headbutted and punched the Conservative MP, Stuart Andrew,[34] after striking Labour Assistant Whip Phil Wilson, while Wilson was attempting to restrain him. He also headbutted Thurrock Conservative councillor Ben Maney, and punched Basildon Conservative Councillor, Luke Mackenzie, both of whom were attempting to break up the incident.[35] Two more Conservative MPs, Alec Shelbrooke and Jackie Doyle-Price, were also caught up in the fracas while attempting to intervene and calm Joyce down.[36] A door window was smashed as Joyce attempted to resist arrest

In August 2012, Joyce was back in Court after using scissors on 4 July 2012 to remove the electronic tag that had been fitted to his leg as part of the community order; he was fined £600.[41]

A year later, on 14 March 2013, Joyce was again arrested after a disturbance during a karaoke event in the sports and social bar of the House of Commons.[42][43] He was seen outside the bar wrestling on the floor with two police officers and reportedly had one of the officers in a headlock.



now that's what I call nonce sense

yeah yeah regarding my previous etc

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


90s Cringe Rock posted:

He was reported to have attacked as many as six politicians,[30] including a Labour whip,[31] after having gone "berserk" following a dispute with a group of Tory MPs sitting nearby.[32][33] He headbutted and punched the Conservative MP, Stuart Andrew,[34] after striking Labour Assistant Whip Phil Wilson, while Wilson was attempting to restrain him. He also headbutted Thurrock Conservative councillor Ben Maney, and punched Basildon Conservative Councillor, Luke Mackenzie, both of whom were attempting to break up the incident.[35] Two more Conservative MPs, Alec Shelbrooke and Jackie Doyle-Price, were also caught up in the fracas while attempting to intervene and calm Joyce down.[36] A door window was smashed as Joyce attempted to resist arrest

In August 2012, Joyce was back in Court after using scissors on 4 July 2012 to remove the electronic tag that had been fitted to his leg as part of the community order; he was fined £600.[41]

A year later, on 14 March 2013, Joyce was again arrested after a disturbance during a karaoke event in the sports and social bar of the House of Commons.[42][43] He was seen outside the bar wrestling on the floor with two police officers and reportedly had one of the officers in a headlock.



now that's what I call nonce sense

yeah yeah regarding my previous etc

Eric Joyce played an important role in the election of Jeremy Corbyn as Labour leader & giving us all an illusion of hope for a couple of years before the crushing reality of being British struck.

After going raj in one of the 85 subsidised Commons bars, he was kicked out of Labour & so in 2013 Labour had to select a new candidate for his seat of Falkirk. A Unite shop steward became chair of the constituency party & started recruiting union members into the party, mostly from the local oil refinery. This was allowed according to the Labour rulebook, & it doubled the number of members in the CLP from 100 to 200, & they wanted to select Karie Murphy, a former nurse & long-time union activist. Joyce pissed & moaned about this on his blog because he's a right wing toad, the NEC suspended the contest because Blairites gonna Blairite, Ed MIliband did gently caress all because he was a useless melt and after an investigation Murphy was cleared of any wrongdoing, obviously. In the meantime though a candidate was chosen, a loving non-entity former MSP who lost her seat at Holyrood in 2011. She went on to get absolutely loving humiliated at the election & has since only been notable for running Anas Sarwar's campaign to be Scottish Labour leader last year.

The absolute cretins in the Labour right decided the solution to this union flexing its muscles was to change the rules of the next leadership election from an electoral college system to one member, one vote. Previously MPs & MEPs counted for 1/3, union members & affiliated societies for 1/3 & all other party members for 1/3, because they thought that somehow this would favour them. Of course doing so pissed off the unions who'd traditionally been a bulwark of the Labour right in the pre-Blair era.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014


Northern Ireland's water supply is also state-run and is pretty good. I've to call them on two occasions about drains backing up in two different properties and they were on the scene in a couple of hours both times.

Unfortunately on the environmental side NI government agencies are pretty poo poo at preventing agricultural run-off into waterways, which is probably the reason for the big brown streak down the middle of the region. It's by surface area and Europe's largest stagnant run-off lake sits right it the middle. Thankfully most of our water reservoirs are in the blue areas.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


marktheando posted:

pheasants are so fat and stupid it's amazing people have the nerve to call shooting them hunting. especially when they get their servants to drive the birds right into the line of fire.

tbf pheasant shooting is called ‘shooting’, very specifically not hunting. it can be driven shooting (where you have beaters and dogs driving the birds towards a line of guns) or rough shooting (normally a small group of people walking together cross country with or without dogs to scare the birds up), but in those circles ‘hunting’ solely refers to horseback poo poo with dogs to rip apart wildlife of various flavours.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
uk hunting is all the deer hunting episode of king of the hill

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Shooting upland birds and waterfowl, tracking and pursuit of large game on foot or marksmanship across the open moor is a lot more dignified than Americans getting drunk in a tree stand and the animals coming to them.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Frosted Flake posted:

tracking and pursuit of large game on foot

is this what happens in the uk

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
lots of things that don't actually happen are better than things americans do. so?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

i say swears online posted:

is this what happens in the uk

i think there are a handful of wild stags left at balmoral, otherwise no. most hunting in the uk is dog fighting with stupid costumes.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

oh i forgot FF was a mountie

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

i say swears online posted:

oh i forgot FF was a mountie

so by 'large game' they mean 'indigenous women' i imagine

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



crepeface posted:

dedicating half my rant to the evil foreigners for no reason

lol liberals

the white hand
Nov 12, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Frosted Flake posted:

Shooting upland birds and waterfowl, tracking and pursuit of large game on foot or marksmanship across the open moor is a lot more dignified than Americans getting drunk in a tree stand and the animals coming to them.

on foot? drive your shooting brake to the field and have the beaters get cracking in the treeline, pip pip



there's room to take along epstein or the prince of wales, and fit your guns in the back

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

CoolCab posted:

most * in the uk is * with stupid costumes.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/TweetForTheMany/status/1559261352451051520?t=3lVu2SGsSIOeUmXkKefhKA&s=19

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

CoolCab posted:

i think there are a handful of wild stags left at balmoral, otherwise no. most hunting in the uk is dog fighting with stupid costumes.

there's deer stalking all over the uk but it's actual work and therefore done by horny handed soil tillers and not men of character

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

I hate this motherfucker

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Fleetwood posted:

I hate this motherfucker

Tom Whyman's account found

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006


If I hadn't already fled your island of poo poo and misery I wouldn't vote at all- but if I were forced to I would honestly vote tory out of sheer hate and spite for this tapeworm

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009


Strikes are wrong at this time while negotiations are on going

Surprise T Rex
Apr 9, 2008

Dinosaur Gum

bitmap posted:

island of poo poo and misery

Oh did GRRM release the next book finally?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1559323048968429568?t=8GauUvLmJITLK69uyNJKIA&s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

notaspy posted:

Strikes are wrong at this time while negotiations are on going

His new line is you can't be going from a cabinet meeting to a picket line

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


An emergency is the last time you'd want to take major action

crepeface posted:

dedicating half my rant to the evil foreigners for no reason

lol gently caress off mate

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



Hahah

A long while ago I was taking notes at some meeting discussing some MPs big brain idea that was basically a variation of this plan where you'd give loans to people in poverty to help them buy washing machines and stuff with no interest and the expectation that a lot of them wouldn't be able to pay it back ultimately anyway.

Even the tories in the room were like "why not just give them the money?" and iirc it was dropped

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
There's no difference between 70% of Scottish land being owned by a handful of Russian/Arab oligarchs who never use it, than being owned by handful of British aristos who never use it.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
If you remove the English army tomorrow and hoist the green flag over Dublin Castle, unless you set about the organization of the Socialist Republic your efforts would be in vain. England would still rule you. She would rule you through her capitalists, through her landlords, through her financiers, through the whole array of commercial and individualist institutions she has planted in this country and watered with the tears of our mothers and the blood of our martyrs.

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Communist Thoughts posted:

Hahah

A long while ago I was taking notes at some meeting discussing some MPs big brain idea that was basically a variation of this plan where you'd give loans to people in poverty to help them buy washing machines and stuff with no interest and the expectation that a lot of them wouldn't be able to pay it back ultimately anyway.

Even the tories in the room were like "why not just give them the money?" and iirc it was dropped

bit like how in some swiss cantons if you get benefits you also get a debt because debt is shameful

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