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I like the fucker who think Donny single-handedly won the War on Christmas. We needed a mythical solution to a non-existent problem.
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So I'm not an expert on the 'batshit insane drug trip' parts of the Bible, but my broad understanding of it is that the Antichrist is someone who's seen as a Christ figure while leading people to damnation, right? I'm not saying that's what he is, but I am saying that if I had a checklist watching for exactly this sort of thing I feel like we'd be a worrying way down it.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:16
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Cleretic posted:So I'm not an expert on the 'batshit insane drug trip' parts of the Bible, but my broad understanding of it is that the Antichrist is someone who's seen as a Christ figure while leading people to damnation, right? That’s been pointed out several times. It gets some variation of “nuh uh! Obama!” as a response.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:20
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It took me two seconds to parse "hilLIARy" in that quote and I'm a bit ashamed of that. Also did  always have the halo?quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 That's... literally what Jesus was? Sent by God to provide Man with a path to Him? At least if I remember right, anyway. It's been a while.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:35
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Cleretic posted:So I'm not an expert on the 'batshit insane drug trip' parts of the Bible, but my broad understanding of it is that the Antichrist is someone who's seen as a Christ figure while leading people to damnation, right? The Beast, more specifically the Beast from the Sea (as opposed to the Beast from the Land AKA the False Prophet, who sadly usually gets ignored in bad Christian apocalypse fiction) is supposed to be among other thing superhumanly charismatic and charming, a natural leader who draws all but the supremely faithful to him, and seemingly has actual solutions to the world's problems.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:45
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Warmachine posted:That's... literally what Jesus was? Sent by God to provide Man with a path to Him? At least if I remember right, anyway. It's been a while.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:47
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quote:DJT is at least a better Christian than Pence. I'm not saying Pence is a good Christian, but if we're going strictly by "better" I would say that the guy who's too scared to be around any woman other than his wife is absolutely a better Christian than the guy who openly brags about grabbing multiple women by the pussy.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:18
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Twelve by Pies posted:I'm not saying Pence is a good Christian, but if we're going strictly by "better" I would say that the guy who's too scared to be around any woman other than his wife is absolutely a better Christian than the guy who openly brags about grabbing multiple women by the pussy. Pence voted to let Joe Biden, the Antichrist, usurp the presidency from the duly elected and heaven-anointed president Trump.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:20
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im the demon of omnisexuality
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Mantis42 posted:im the demon of omnisexuality I reads like something out of Jodorowsky's Incal. Janus/Jana, holy hermaphrodite, THE OMNISSAIAH.
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Aug 19, 2022 02:18
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What are the three best science fiction books ever written?quote:To: TexasFreeper2009 quote:To: mewzilla; sauropod All Heinlein  quote:To: MNDude quote:To: Lazamataz
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Aug 19, 2022 03:12
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What is that one guy getting out of Vonnegut? That Howard Campbell is a cool guy and Bunny Hoover got what he deserved?
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Aug 19, 2022 03:19
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I AM GRANDO posted:What is that one guy getting out of Vonnegut? That Howard Campbell is a cool guy and Bunny Hoover got what he deserved? He’s the guy who Vonnegut put a picture of an rear end in a top hat in Breakfast of Champions to reach. It didn’t work.
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Aug 19, 2022 03:30
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Cleretic posted:So I'm not an expert on the 'batshit insane drug trip' parts of the Bible, but my broad understanding of it is that the Antichrist is someone who's seen as a Christ figure while leading people to damnation, right? There actually is no figure in the Bible called "the Antichrist," the word antichrist is more like a category of person who goes against the spirit of Christ. It's a bit vague, to be honest.
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Aug 19, 2022 03:52
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kik2dagroin posted:What are the three best science fiction books ever written?
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Aug 19, 2022 03:58
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Of course to Freep the most objectionable thing about Wild Wild West would be that it has a black lead.
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Aug 19, 2022 04:29
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Jagged Jim posted:Of course to Freep the most objectionable thing about Wild Wild West would be that it has a black lead. Pierre Brosnan.
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Aug 19, 2022 04:32
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Jagged Jim posted:Of course to Freep the most objectionable thing about Wild Wild West would be that it has a black lead. I once had a comic shop owner yell at me for saying the word "bitch" at Friday Night Magic and within ten minutes he was screaming about how "Jim West was NOT A N-" while slamming comics down with cover art proving he was white.
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Aug 19, 2022 04:39
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:I once had a comic shop owner yell at me for saying the word "bitch" at Friday Night Magic and within ten minutes he was screaming about how "Jim West was NOT A N-" while slamming comics down with cover art proving he was white. That was absolutely a wild Freeper.
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Aug 19, 2022 04:45
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Shitstorm Trooper posted:I once had a comic shop owner yell at me for saying the word "bitch" at Friday Night Magic and within ten minutes he was screaming about how "Jim West was NOT A N-" while slamming comics down with cover art proving he was white. What the gently caress? No matter how many Freeper/RWM shibboleths and grievances you think you know, there's always more.
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Aug 19, 2022 10:36
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IIRC a bunch of them were eyetwitching, foot-stomping mad that Zendaya was playing Mary Jane Watson in the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies too.
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Aug 19, 2022 14:28
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**Michelle** Jane Watson, totally different character.
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Neito posted:IIRC a bunch of them were eyetwitching, foot-stomping mad that Zendaya was playing Mary Jane Watson in the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies too. That one amazed be just because of the way in which the comics are made and how popular Zendaya is, there's no way in hell Zendaya's face wasn't traced for panels of MJ a few times.
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TheDeadlyShoe posted:What the gently caress? No matter how many Freeper/RWM shibboleths and grievances you think you know, there's always more. And they're always worse.
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Aug 19, 2022 17:04
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Warmachine posted:That was absolutely a wild Freeper. Absolutely. In his early sixties ~2009, really good with computers for a dude his age, did private Russian language tutoring online and poo poo. And says poo poo like that. 100% a freeper.
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projection.txt It's nuts how often I've been seeing the spooky  ARMED IRS AGENTS absolutely all over every RWM source, and seems to be a chud rallying cry akin to "remember the Alamo".MSNBC’s Cross: ‘I Would Say a Civil War Is Here’ THEY want the civil war, not us! quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: SmokingJoe quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 You're literally doing all of those things! quote:To: ChicagoConservative27  username/post/tagline comboquote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: midwest_hiker quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:
quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 A light dusting of Christian Dominionism quote:To: chajin  the MSM that we don't watch isn't portraying us in a positive light quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 A rare set of freeper brain dumps which showcase how they process non-Right Wing media quote:To: ChicagoConservative27 quote:To: ChicagoConservative27
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Aug 19, 2022 17:59
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Why do they keep saying that they're ARMED agents? Is that actually a thing?
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Not in the way they're trying to convince people they are. IRS are federal agents, presumably they're allowed to carry firearms
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Freep: 10,000 Kyle Rittenhouses
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Xiahou Dun posted:Pierre Brosnan. Pierre Brosan*
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Neito posted:Why do they keep saying that they're ARMED agents? Is that actually a thing? One of the scary scary details rightwing media is playing up is how the perennially funds-starved IRS is finally doing some refurbishment/replacement for those agents who are armed (a fairly small proportion of IRS agents overall as I understand it). Freep as usual read it in the worst possible light, made up a bunch of additional things concerning it, and is going through their normal paroxysms of rage and terror.
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Aug 19, 2022 18:33
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Captain_Maclaine posted:One of the scary scary details rightwing media is playing up is how the perennially funds-starved IRS is finally doing some refurbishment/replacement for those agents who are armed (a fairly small proportion of IRS agents overall as I understand it). To be fair it's not freep doing the misrepresentation. It's every source of right wing media, all at the same time. Since these jackasses never step out of their bubble and in to reality, every single source of information they permit in their lives are all telling them the same lies all at once over and over.
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Aug 19, 2022 19:04
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Neito posted:Why do they keep saying that they're ARMED agents? Is that actually a thing? It's not a thing. The IRS may hire as many as 80,000 *employees* consisting of maybe 10 percent agents (the majority being paper-pushers and the like, same as any large organization) and maybe 1 percent agents with guns. This was spun by Republican lawmakers and conservative media as 80,000 IRS supersoldiers coming to bust down your door and audit you into an unmarked grave, well aware that none of their followers will check whether that's actually true.
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Mechanical Ape posted:It's not a thing. The IRS may hire as many as 80,000 *employees* consisting of maybe 10 percent agents (the majority being paper-pushers and the like, same as any large organization) and maybe 1 percent agents with guns. I mean I have a master's degree in accounting, if they are going to give me a gun and let me gently caress up some Freepers I'll sign on.
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Mechanical Ape posted:It's not a thing. The IRS may hire as many as 80,000 *employees* consisting of maybe 10 percent agents (the majority being paper-pushers and the like, same as any large organization) and maybe 1 percent agents with guns. Also the vast majority of those 80,000 employees are replacements for IRS employees that are going to retire in the next 5 years, which is something like half of all current stuff. It's really more like 20,000 extra people net.
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pseudanonymous posted:I mean I have a master's degree in accounting, if they are going to give me a gun and let me gently caress up some Freepers I'll sign on. Do the same for me but with the Federal Reserve and... uh... I guess gently caress them up over... Hm... I know the Fed is a boogeyman for them, but honestly I can't imagine anything the Fed and individual Freepers would come to blow over.
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The accursed fiat currency, the devil's lucre, unsupported by the noble lustre of gold, the prince of all metals.
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pseudanonymous posted:I mean I have a master's degree in accounting, if they are going to give me a gun and let me gently caress up some Freepers I'll sign on. Having a bachelor's degree and certain amount of accounting credits, depending on level, usually whole degree, is what is the requirement for IRS Criminal Investigation Special Agent. https://www.jobs.irs.gov/resources/job-descriptions/qualifications quote:GL-1811-5 Grade Levels
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OwlFancier posted:The accursed fiat currency, the devil's lucre, unsupported by the noble lustre of gold, the prince of all metals. Got it, so it's a ye old timey stick-up for their bullion. If this is what I'm doing with my degree, I'm ok with that.
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I mean they probably also think you have a large dragon/hydra in there with the heads of various democrats which sleeps on top of a pile of stolen taxpayer money but goldbuggery is a fairly common right wing quirk. Not honestly enormously sure why as it is capitalism that necessitates the expansion of the monetary supply, even if the gold standard is also not great for other reasons. But then complaining about things that capitalism causes and blaming them on the socialist government is par for the course also on the right. Gold really does seem silly though, it being generally as useful as a paperweight unless you need to make circuitry. You can't eat it, it only has value if other people agree it does which, shocker, is also how fiat currency works. Especially silly among doomsday preppers because what the gently caress am I going to do with a gold brick in the apocalypse other than brain someone with it? OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Aug 19, 2022 |
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