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As the situation declines arejasons posts will become more dramatic we anticipate his posts will be cringe neutral by 2035. By 2040 posts will generate a net cringe offset which can be traded for cringe credits on the free market.
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Aug 20, 2022 02:37
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Janitor Ludwich IV posted:As the situation declines arejasons posts will become more dramatic we anticipate his posts will be cringe neutral by 2035. By 2040 posts will generate a net cringe offset which can be traded for cringe credits on the free market. How many cringe credits do I need to use things like 5 golden manbabies and goon sire
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Aug 20, 2022 02:40
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Would it be fair to say at this point the only possible action that could lead to a habitat that isn't constant misery would be to cause mass chaos now by shutting everything down? Seems like the choice is to suffer now for the possibility of a future or gently caress you got mine. On the plus side the lack of a future for humans is probably good?
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Aug 20, 2022 02:42
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no shutting everything down would lead to a rapid up to 1 degree Celsius rise in temperatures worldwide because of our accidental geoengineering e: if you want to balance like co2 removal vs. energy generation: 1 kwh = 1.34 lbs co2 (pdf) 50yr-old oak forest = 30k lbs of co2/acre/yr Small-scale photovoltaic = 3.1 acre/GWh/yr (pdf) thus: 50yr-old oak forest consumes equivalent co2 from 22,388 kwh/acre/yr. small-scale photovoltaic replaces 322,580/kwh/acre/yr. Evil_Greven has issued a correction as of 02:50 on Aug 20, 2022 |
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Aug 20, 2022 02:43
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we suffer now, or more suffer later guess
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Aug 20, 2022 02:43
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lib wife doesn't want to move to communist china but I think I can convince her to move to chile. like, the whole country's a coast. can't loose
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Aug 20, 2022 02:51
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I would respect arf jason more as a cringe canary were they to post one big long methifesto, like the I am john galt thing except cringe, instead of all these small posts
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Aug 20, 2022 02:56
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JAY ZERO SUM GAME posted:we suffer now, or more suffer later more like we suffer more now, and then we suffer a lot more later as feedbacks kick in or we suffer more later and then suffer a lot more later as our accidental geoengineering comes to a halt with our civilization at the same time as feedbacks kick in
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Aug 20, 2022 03:04
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ArfJason posted:THERES CRINGE IN THE ATMOSPHERE If anyone wants to know a fun bit of stuff about Arf, he sat down and made 50-60 consecutive spam posts on like, a Friday evening last week and only three people even bothered to report him lol
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Aug 20, 2022 03:05
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This time, only like 2 people even noticed that he posted at all. I hate to poke fun at you arf, but you used to be so much better at this lol
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Aug 20, 2022 03:06
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Dustcat posted:there's going to be a moment when this finally starts penetrating into public consciousness and starts getting reflected in real estate prices, and when that starts, the shift is going to be rapid and disruptive It's already happening, it's just very slow and subtle. You can see it in parts of the southeast where it's increasingly hard to get anything even approaching affordable homeowner's insurance, or the fact that insurance companies are still loving people over from Sandy. What's happening right now is the canary in the coal mine that everyone is ignoring. But yeah, this is the slow part. The actual hit where the last of the smart money realizes they need to get out now will be incredibly sudden and "unexpected."
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Aug 20, 2022 03:08
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decided to watch a movie and picked koyaanisqatsi, not knowing what it was about i think it is appropriate for the thread as the theme of the movie is about how there is cringe in the atmosphere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDW-1JIa2gI
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Aug 20, 2022 03:19
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Microplastics posted:I will be here, posting itt, in 30 years. In 30 years we will be writing shitposts onto the dried mud using actual poo poo
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Aug 20, 2022 03:22
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Eraflure posted:Yeah I think it might finally be time to vote. lmao
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Aug 20, 2022 03:32
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https://twitter.com/navdeepdahiya55/status/1560813569083461632 https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1560789668060332032
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Aug 20, 2022 03:33
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all these selfish areas hoarding all the water and making other areas super dry. we really need to learn to share
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Aug 20, 2022 03:35
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awww 
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Aug 20, 2022 03:36
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Cloks posted:decided to watch a movie and picked koyaanisqatsi, not knowing what it was about Most haunting ending of any movie I've seen
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Aug 20, 2022 03:46
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MLSM posted:This seems pretty bad Nah it just means they need to change their scale so 2c is light blue instead. Then the map will look good for another 20 years or so when they have to cha nge it again.
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Aug 20, 2022 04:13
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Samuel Glompers posted:How many cringe credits do I need to use things like 5 golden manbabies and goon sire Don't you mean Goddess Nature Tokens?
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Aug 20, 2022 04:14
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lol that co2 ppm has gone up by almost 7 ppm in the last 3 years even with a weird decline for a few months earlier this year lmao it is up over 34 ppm in the last 15 years 0.00782 * x co2 ppm = y trillion tonnes of co2 2007 (x = 383.95): y = 3.00 2019 (x = 411.62): y = 3.22 2022 (x = 418.54): y = 3.27 
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Aug 20, 2022 04:25
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Evil_Greven posted:lol that co2 ppm has gone up by over 7 ppm in the last 3 years https://ourworldindata.org/energy-production-consumption global fossil fuel use in each category rose faster than things like solar and wind and 'other renewables' of course global ppm has gone up in an ever accelerating curve
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Aug 20, 2022 04:32
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what if we just collect all the extra co2 in a big bag and then launch the bag into space???
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Aug 20, 2022 04:35
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NeatHeteroDude posted:This time, only like 2 people even noticed that he posted at all. I hate to poke fun at you arf, but you used to be so much better at this lol There's word to describe his posting, it's on the tip of my tongue
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Aug 20, 2022 04:37
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P(c) = lolc2 + lmaoc + p where c = cringe, p = CO2 ppm
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Aug 20, 2022 04:37
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it's fine by 2040 the new york pension fund will only invest in net* carbon** neutral*** entities****
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Aug 20, 2022 04:38
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Corpses do stop emitting pretty quickly if left out
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Aug 20, 2022 04:41
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china will make co2 man. he will be 18 stories high he will eat the co2 and fart out the c and the o2 and we can then burn the c and make more co2 to feed him
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Aug 20, 2022 04:57
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The Voice of Labor posted:china will make co2 man. he will be 18 stories high he will eat the co2 and fart out the c and the o2 and we can then burn the c and make more co2 to feed him we have this already its called a tree and they keep bursting into flames for some reason
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Aug 20, 2022 05:35
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It's only getting funnier https://twitter.com/HeberdenMarc/status/1560731076192002048?t=_rOG5rhWuHmOAnYOaou0nw&s=19
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Aug 20, 2022 05:49
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Mayor Dave posted:Lmfao didnt europe just have a heat wave?
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Aug 20, 2022 06:09
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blatman posted:we have this already its called a tree and they keep bursting into flames for some reason if trees were big golem tree men people wouldn't have cut them all down
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Aug 20, 2022 06:09
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SorePotato posted:2053 lol imagine sitting around for another 30 years remember when 2100 was the scary year
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Aug 20, 2022 06:12
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ArfJason posted:THERES CRINGE IN THE ATMOSPHERE i wonder what he does on his 3 days off
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Aug 20, 2022 06:14
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Probably workshopping his next posts about cringe
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Aug 20, 2022 07:11
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CODChimera posted:didnt europe just have a heat wave? sure it had heat wave and second heat wave, but what about elevensies?
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Aug 20, 2022 07:24
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Cup Runneth Over posted:Probably workshopping his next posts about cringe he clearly already has so much more material lined up already
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Aug 20, 2022 07:46
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CODChimera posted:i wonder what he does on his 3 days off You should pm him and ask! Cup Runneth Over posted:Probably workshopping his next posts about cringe That's what we thought he'd do last time.
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Aug 20, 2022 07:55
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Stereotype posted:have you ever really considered your own mortality? really involved your entire mind into realizing the certain eventuality that you will someday die; your vital functions shutting down and your brain quietly ceasing all it's complex electrical activity. have you imagined what it would be like to no longer exist, to no longer be a conscious actor on the universal stage of interacting forces and matter? i have, it sounds awesome. sign me the gently caress up buddy thats every day, both when i wake up and while going to sleep
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Aug 20, 2022 08:18
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The Voice of Labor posted:if trees were big golem tree men people wouldn't have cut them all down are you kidding, they would have been the first to go
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Aug 20, 2022 08:38
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