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Tiggum posted:VtMB has tiny, tiny "cities" with almost no one in them. It helps that it's set exclusively at night time (because vampires) so you don't expect crowded streets, but there are only a handful of locations with anything to do and you keep returning to them and speaking to the same people. I love the game, but it's not an open world and it's not dense with characters or activities. It's a great RPG/adventure game, but it was made on a budget a long time ago and you need to install a bunch of bugfix and content restoration patches for it to be playable, and it will still sometimes crash or you'll find your last five saves are broken every once in a while. Also, you should use noclipping while looking for the Nosferatu warren, it will still take you half an hour wandering through the world's most convoluted water treatment plant that has zero landmarks.
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QuarkJets posted:lol yup dota invented the concept of cooperative multiplayer You must have misread my post. I didn’t say dota was the only coop mp game. I’m saying that even a mp game as full of brain damaged shitlords as dota is a better use of time than the typical single player action game
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no video game is a good use of time, basically anything else is a better use of time however, your time isn't that valuable so it doesn't matter much
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QuarkJets posted:lol yup dota invented the concept of cooperative multiplayer What the hell does Dota have to do with cooperative multiplayer?
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Duck and Cover posted:What the hell does Dota have to do with cooperative multiplayer? THEY BOTH SUCK AND DEATHMATCHES R8LE OBVIOUSLY
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If what you're after is the satisfaction of wrangling a handful random idiots into doing something complex and cohesive, FFXI blows DOTA out of the water Or at least it used to, I think the game is something completely different now
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Devils Affricate posted:Exactly. Armored Core is a Souls-like. While it's a different genre everything I've heard about the Armored Core setting and tone is basically sci-fi Dark Souls as gently caress. That is, everything's hosed, the world's falling apart and the people left with power are all insane and evil. Also the Moonlight Greatsword is in it.
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Aug 23, 2022 09:10
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I suppose watching a bigot be a hypocrite could be funny. Not really my flavor of humor God you are so loving annoying. Every post I ever read of yours is some self righteous fart huff. we get it.
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Aug 23, 2022 09:27
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veni veni veni posted:God you are so loving annoying. Every post I ever read of yours is some self righteous fart huff. we get it. Dude, chill, you're both horrible
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There should be more games about competitive kissing imo.
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I don't think there's any way to accurately judge competitive kissing because what constitutes a 'good kiss' is highly subjective. There are a million variables and furthermore,
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I don't think there's any way to accurately judge competitive kissing because what constitutes a 'good kiss' is highly subjective. There are a million variables and furthermore, This is exactly why we need a good sim, computers might have finally caught up to our needs.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I don't think there's any way to accurately judge competitive kissing because what constitutes a 'good kiss' is highly subjective. There are a million variables and furthermore, I volunteer as an objective judge. I only require periodic Gatorade and mouthwash.
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Devils Affricate posted:If what you're after is the satisfaction of wrangling a handful random idiots into doing something complex and cohesive, FFXI blows DOTA out of the water both if these games are baby garbage compared to the coordination between players in EVE online
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Dude, chill, you're both horrible You are all horrible.
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sebmojo posted:You are all horrible. no we aren't
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:no we aren't 
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Hey, we're this close to page 2000, and we have forgotten what brought us all together in the first place: reporting that Donkey Kong Country sucks rear end
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Doctor J Off posted:Hey, we're this close to page 2000, and we have forgotten what brought us all together in the first place: reporting that Donkey Kong Country sucks rear end This is this threads "next year in Jerusalem"
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Barudak posted:This is this threads "next year in Jerusalem" I read this in the DBZ announcer voice
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Doctor J Off posted:Hey, we're this close to page 2000, and we have forgotten what brought us all together in the first place: reporting that Donkey Kong Country sucks rear end It does indeed suck rear end and Miyamoto should sue Rare and the Nintendo higher ups for slandering his good name.
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Doctor J Off posted:Hey, we're this close to page 2000, and we have forgotten what brought us all together in the first place: reporting that Donkey Kong Country sucks rear end That's very true.
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Doctor J Off posted:Hey, we're this close to page 2000, and we have forgotten what brought us all together in the first place: reporting that Donkey Kong Country sucks rear end DKC1 - Bad DKC2 - Good DKC3 - Good even though people bitch about stupid poo poo with it DKCJB - Best DKCKoS - Sucks DKCR - Best "regular" DKC game DKCTF - Good I forget the order for the Gameboy games but they're all sub-DKC1 levels of bad.
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Maximum Carnage on the genesis wasn't that bad.
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Yuffie is actually the hottest one.
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kntfkr posted:Maximum Carnage on the genesis wasn't that bad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gevm2wPbC6Y https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kW4PAoK0WLk (features morb) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR_LHODOOw0 lol that the best music in that game is The Mob Rules by Sabbath MrQwerty fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Aug 23, 2022 |
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Crafting is a bad idea and shouldn't be in games (that aren't centrally about that, I guess). Sure, I'd love to play this fun game, but first let me organise my giant loving inventory and look up the specific resources I need for the six types of things I need to make and, hold on, just let me check the slight variance on these stat modifiers so I can see which one to equip to upgrade my damage by 0.47%.  If you're going to put that bullshit into a game, you should at least have the courtesy to make the UX as convenient as possible. Like, let me just specify the things I want to make and set that to automatically happen whenever possible, and set which things are worthless garbage I don't want and auto-sell them whenever I encounter a trader. Also, manually gathering resources is busy-work. Teleport them into my inventory when I get close. You know, like how you used to pick things up in video games.
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Donkey Kong Land 1 and 2 seemed pretty impressive for their time. Comparatively bare bones for a Rare game in comparison to stuff like DKC, but the controls and animation felt very smooth and responsive compared to a lot of other platformers on the original Game Boy.
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Tiggum posted:Crafting is a bad idea and shouldn't be in games (that aren't centrally about that, I guess). Dark Messiah has that perfect balance of Inventory and Crafting for a non-crafting game. Every item is meaningful and you'll rarely -if ever- need to sort your inventory to make space. Crafting only happens twice and it's an actual process instead of inserting two UI icons into another icon to create new icon.
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kntfkr posted:Yuffie is actually the hottest one.  she's 16 years old
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which outed mod rereg is that poster
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Rutibex posted:
He meant to say Edea
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:He meant to say Edea that's right.
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wanting to play final fantasy 7 might have been the happiest time of my life. actually, playing it wasn't that great. nor was anything that came after it; standing in line, eating a sandwich and writing this post
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veni veni veni posted:God you are so loving annoying. Every post I ever read of yours is some self righteous fart huff. we get it. Out of all my lovely posts, imagine getting worked up over “slurs aren’t cool”, lol
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MOBA is a terrible genre name that can be applied to literally any competitive online multiplayer game.
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FWIW my flatmate doesn't think they're cool either and gets pretty embarrassed when he apes out over Rocket League. He just happens to be a combination of hyper competitive and also not very good at the game, leaving him in perpetual gold rank with everyone else who can't stop ball chasing.
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CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN posted:MOBA is a terrible genre name that can be applied to literally any competitive online multiplayer game. Dotalike remains the best descriptor of this dead gay genre
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I would love another game similar to rocket league in terms of uptime, round time, and engagement. Nothing else quite hits that spot.
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Flowers for QAnon posted:I would love another game similar to rocket league in terms of uptime, round time, and engagement. Nothing else quite hits that spot. Fighting games are good
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