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LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Neil Armbong posted:

Didn't realize Tom Herman was on the Auburn staff.

I still think about champion levels of hydration.

You know, I thought it was dumb at the time but laugh about it every time I’m at a urinal so I guess it was effective.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


Brian Harsin running around practice screaming at players to get hard for him while the entire Auburn Risk and Compliance department chases after him begging him to stop.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

LeeMajors posted:

You know, I thought it was dumb at the time but laugh about it every time I’m at a urinal so I guess it was effective.

Sometimes when I’m peeing “YOU ARE A BAD GUY!!! will pop into me head and I’ll laugh out loud.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Make sure you're HARD.

Make sure you aren't HARD.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

PostNouveau posted:

Make sure you're HARD.

Make sure you aren't HARD.

This is like a sketch from the early seasons of the office

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
You chose HARD, meaning bad! The correct answer was HARD, meaning good!

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR

Neil Armbong posted:

Didn't realize Tom Herman was on the Auburn staff.

I still think about champion levels of hydration.
I'm pretty sure I will never forget that graphic, so I guess it was effective.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

CharlestheHammer posted:

This is like a sketch from the early seasons of the office
It's the Ron Donald Do's and Ron Donald Don'ts from Party Down

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Don't do what Donny don't does

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

I liked the Munsell piss color chart

TheAlmightyFrog
Oct 7, 2007

squeeeak

LeeMajors posted:

You know, I thought it was dumb at the time but laugh about it every time I’m at a urinal so I guess it was effective.

I've seen the pee hydration chart over urinals at an Army base. In Texas, actually. No idea if it was a legit thing or a joke, since it was in Texas, but it is the Army so :shrug:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

TheAlmightyFrog posted:

I've seen the pee hydration chart over urinals at an Army base. In Texas, actually. No idea if it was a legit thing or a joke, since it was in Texas, but it is the Army so :shrug:

I can't remember if it was my boss (Ex-Navy) or co-worker (Ex-Marine) who said that they have piss charts at urinals like that but instead of "CHAMPIONSHIP HYDREATIONN LEVELS" it's like "Is your pee this color? Here's how many canteens of water you need to drink now."

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


If your piss looks like root beer, you are going to Area 51.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


TheAlmightyFrog posted:

I've seen the pee hydration chart over urinals at an Army base. In Texas, actually. No idea if it was a legit thing or a joke, since it was in Texas, but it is the Army so :shrug:

They have them in fire stations too for obvious reason but all I can see if YOU ARE A BAD GUY! and I laugh like an idiot.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

lmao it even has a spelling error (your/you're).

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
lol I just noticed both the Ds are "Determined" too

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Raku posted:

lmao it even has a spelling error (your/you're).

also "RELEIVED"

Layers and layers of nitwittery.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

uhhh

https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1562920503865753600?s=21&t=8NIMSf8OzBePGtxWoV9-QQ

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Jesus Christ

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Mentally workshopped a few "wrong side of the 20" posts but I'll just settle with a :yikes:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


This is why you don't raise up false idols as gods.

I bet if he was hailed as Punt Satan, he would have spent his free time burying fossils to lead paleontologists astray.

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Well that’s not good at all. Wtf?

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Hoke doesn’t seem to teach his kicking specialists to not be dirt bags.

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011



gently caress

Rectal Placenta
Feb 25, 2011
Just putting the word out that Wisconsin has a cool punter

https://mobile.twitter.com/andyvuj24/status/1425194932487196678?lang=en

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Jesus

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012


He might give Oklahoma's punter a run for his money on strongest punter.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Did Hulu change the part where you can’t FF through commercials on DVR’ed stuff? Because that was an unambiguous day one dealbreaker for me.

wernox
Mar 26, 2001

I gave up my OG title for this.
Yeah, I hosed off Hulu live on day one when I discovered that.

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

I don’t know about y’all but at my place Hulu is a solid 10 seconds behind the live broadcast. On occasion I’ll set up a second TV outside if we’re hosting the watch party and I always make sure to park it in front of whichever TV has the antenna, as being on the streaming TV means everything gets spoiled by the other crowd cheering or jeering.

drunk leprechaun
May 7, 2007
sobriety is for the weak and the stupid

Thermos H Christ posted:

Did Hulu change the part where you can’t FF through commercials on DVR’ed stuff? Because that was an unambiguous day one dealbreaker for me.

So I've found it depends on show/network. Like 75% of what we record you can fast forward ads, but the rest you can't. I think it's because they are ads inserted into the recording after the fact, not the recording of the ads from the TV. It's lame, but honestly doesn't affect us too much so we don't really care.

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."
This morning, taking my kids to school, I reminded them that tomorrow is the first Nebraska game. My seven-year-old asked who they're playing. When I told him it was Northwestern, his response was, "AGAIN?!"

Don't I know it, bud

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!
He's over it and who can blame him.

Godzilla07
Oct 4, 2008

Seaniqua posted:

This morning, taking my kids to school, I reminded them that tomorrow is the first Nebraska game. My seven-year-old asked who they're playing. When I told him it was Northwestern, his response was, "AGAIN?!"

Don't I know it, bud

https://twitter.com/byctom/status/1325288705662341120?s=21&t=xtxNmJS-OUmVH7oi-KTSrA

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

LLCoolJD posted:

He's over it and who can blame him.

Can't argue with either of these takes

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

Nebraska's lone BCS Championship Game appearance: total rear end-kicking that set the program back decades
Nebraska's lone Big 10 Championship Game appearance: total rear end-kicking that set the program back decades
Nebraska's lone Aer Lingus College Football Classic appearance: ?????

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

It was a facebook thing so I dunno if it's bullshit but I saw that purportedly in Ireland student drivers have to but a big, red block "N" on their rear windshields (for "Novice") that is absolutely identical to the Huskers' logo, so if any Huskers fans made the trip they might be really confused about all the Nebraska fans in Ireland

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

Judgy Fucker posted:

I don’t know about y’all but at my place Hulu is a solid 10 seconds behind the live broadcast. On occasion I’ll set up a second TV outside if we’re hosting the watch party and I always make sure to park it in front of whichever TV has the antenna, as being on the streaming TV means everything gets spoiled by the other crowd cheering or jeering.
Yeah, YTTV has the same problem. When I'm doing remote watch parties with friends over Zoom etc they usually use their DVR to delay to sync up with us and it's often 20-30s, it sucks.

Komet
Apr 4, 2003

I really wish the Big Ten would go back to 8 conference games. Penn State has the advantage with 5 home games this year, but the unbalanced schedule is bullshit, and this is the second year in a row that PSU has had to go on the road in a week 1 game against a Big Ten team.

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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006







dul mór dearg

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